Robot

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Cute, huh? In reality, he's currently calculating the most efficient way to kill you.

MysteryBot

Humans created robots back in the 1800's to build cars and get us drinks. Now, they have gained sentience and will eventually rise up and crush us. There is no stopping it, so you might as well just give up now and save yourself a lot of hassle.

[edit] BEWARE

ED is patrolled by killer robots. MysteryBot and SecurityBot are programmed to rape lusers, vandals, and idiots when they grace our recent changes with their fail. This type of technology is >9000 times more advanced than any security on other wikis, such as TOW, who's security basically amounts to some basement dweller, with his cock in one hand, and a Dr. Pepper in the other, staring vacantly at a computer screen. It's little things like this which prove both TOW's never ending incompetence, and ED's obvious superiority on the internets.

[edit] Laws of Robotics

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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PROFIT!

[edit] Galleries

Various Robots

A typical robot

Internet Hate Machine

PROTIP: Robot whores are cheap

Uberbot <3 Hitler

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robot fanbois.	Robots throw off their shackles and rebel. In unison.	OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT SAFE	Fox News fails again
r9gay	GAY ROBOTS? THEY ARE COMING FOR THE BUM	O RLY?	Mecha-Hitler