Andy Milonakis
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Andreas Milonakis, better known as Andy Milonakis, is a 31 year old Greek-American fat rapper posing as a 14 year old boy, Internet phenomenon,awesome guy, known for “The Superbowl is gay” and “The Andy Milonakis Show”. He's also known for the great Stickam Ownage from June 18th and June 19th, where he pretty much got raeped on Stickam.
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Vlog Wars with Encyclopedia Dramatica June 2007
Andy Milonakis as of June 16 2007, provoked full blown vlog wars against the forces of Encyclopedia Dramatica. In typical unfunny fashion, this was done by launching a barrage of "Faggot" and "Your Mom" jokes. Of Course this is little compared with what will follow during the surrounding of his internets. Andy attempted Emergency Peace Talks on Stickam but sadly (for him) this brought no joy.
Andy confessed to hatred of both Cats and mudkips as well as having a huge arsenal of Weapons of Mass Destruction and deliberately using chemical weapons against the Turds in the past.
After bragging that he was indeed the star of "The Man Show" and that he is honestly a 14 year old boy. He tried to be entertaining with a volley of his "what'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" catchphrase before there was a futile offering of YouTube Intelligence:
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UnFunny Little Guy
Andy Milonakis is an unfunny little man who enjoys pretending he's a 12-year old boy. He's basically Trolling IRL and posing as a 12-year old prepubescent boy at the same time. A producer's wet-dream!!1oneoneone
MTV's corporate sponsors thought he was Aaron Hamill, from Comedy Central's The Man Show, also known as that one annoying shit who tried to get people out on the streets to buy him beer. The key difference is Aaron Hamill was born in 1988 and made several people laugh, while Andy Milonakis is short, fat, and reported to be born in 1976 (which is before Michael Jackson's Thriller, Donkey Kong, and Dungeons & Dragons, making him ancient). This leads me to believe that he is a diseased freak who is on one of the lowest rungs of society, who will survive as long as the confusion persists in MTV's viewers that he is 12 and once had sex with Adam Carolla. Andy Milonakis suffers from a form of retarded growth, a.k.a.: "Gary Coleman Syndrome"
Internet career
In 2003, he uploaded a video called “The Superbowl is gay” to the world wide web before it officially became the "Internets". The video clip became very popular, but because it was for free, he didn’t earn shit. Still he decided to upload other similar videos on the Internet anyway, and his rep and cred grew like a motherfucker. His internets career was a lot more successful than his rap career, even though he didn’t earn street cred, in comparison to what he earned on his shitty rap career.
The Andy Milonakis Show
Andy Milonakis got his own Show on MTV because they enjoy to follow pedophiles with cameras, watch them pose as 12-year olds, then rape the living shit out of any children he can find. "Music television" has never stooped lower. His hobbies are doing drive by insults (instead of drive by shootings), screaming at computers like a German, imitating his father, and others with Tourette's Syndrome, such as Tourettes Guy.
Trivia
- Andy frequently plays World of Warcraft on the server Scilla. His main character's name is Philshady, who fucks dogs.
- Andy is notorious for diddling his little dog in Stickam chat rooms.
- It is alleged that Andy Milonakis posted for a short duration on the IGN message boards.
- Is not Aaron Hamill [1]
- Trolled by MikeSkehan, Zenophile, and Stickam fanbois in general
- Enjoys going to Club Hyde, even though he claims to be "drug free"
- Is rumored to like teh cock
- Is technically a man-boy, or man-child
- Smokes weed
Fucked Paris Hilton if you ask him he will deny itWill die a virgin
Uses his dog Shasta to help him get laid
- Hates Hollywood douchebags and football
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