Andy Taylor
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Andy Taylor
is part of a series on
final solutions.
- Ban fucking everyone
- Buy a dog
- Complete rewrite
- Delete fucking everything
- Deleting your LiveJournal
- Deleting your Youtube Videos
- Done with ED
- Flounce
- Holocaust
- It was a social experiment
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Never drinking again
- Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
- Quitting IRC forever
- Ragequit
- Suicide (see also An Hero)
- Wikicide (Wikibreak)
- X FUCKING Y
Andy Taylor was famous once as teh guitarist in Duran Duran but became even more famous last Thursday when he decided to delete fucking everything after an argument with his webmaster where he proclaimed the Internet is serious business and she said it was for the lulz.
"andytaylor.com", "andytaylorstudiosibiza.com", his "RockAffairs" profile, his mailing list and the content of his 3 "MySpace" pages were deleted. Then when he could not delete anymore he set his away message to tell visitors who wrote to him on "MySpace" that there had been a "Breach of Security" (sic).
His webmaster banned fucking everyone from "RockAffairs" then took many delicious drugs to chill the fuck out. Realising she was doing it wrong and had already overdosed she decided at the very last minute to become an hero. Hers is believed to be the first suicide note where someone actually proclaimed they were going to become an hero "because 4chan love that shit" and "it is so much cooler than an accidental overdose". She failed.
His webmaster now mopes around teh internets telling the peoples how she failed.
He released an autobiography just to spite her.
She did get ownership of RockAffairs and wrote here herself that "this is a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction".
He got all butthurt and told everyone he worked with to start ignoring her. Most of them decided it was more fun to hang around with an failed hero than an failed rockstar and joined together to get some lulz out of his Napoleon complex instead.
[edit] Andy Taylor's Final Solution
1. Spend thousands creating a massive internet presence.
2. Spend thousands developing a cutting edge website.
3. Argue with your webmaster.
5. ?????
6. Profit!
