Angry German Kid
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Angry German Kid is a video which features a 14 year old German dumbass that seems to get very angry and aggressive about the FPS Unreal Tournament because it loads too slow and he gets killed several times, or in other words, fails. He swears like a ten-year-old and starts to smash his keyboard several times until it breaks completely. He makes twice as much noise as a woman in labor, or alternatively, Spinoza Ray Prozak during the mating season. Angry German Kid Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5769087751
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This is of course ignoring all the shit about whether or not Germans are inherently evil. After all, everyone knows they are.
Explanation/Background On Video
AGK was previously considered a whiny noob until waging war against undeniably gay Chris Crocker, making him an international hero of sorts. It is speculated that AGK sharted all over Crocker's bitch face before feeding him/her to his legion of Hitler clones which he keeps locked in his basement.
The Angry German Kid video is about the "Killerspiel Debatte" (eng = killing games debate) in Germany. German politicians and media are faggots who think that playing video games like Counterstrike or Unreal Tournament makes kids aggressive and trains them how to kill people (in fact, it teaches them real military tactics like jump-ducking up and down to evade bullets and missiles being shot at them). Which is most likely true, because everyone knows that all German people are Jew-hating Nazis.(Who cares?)
The trigger for this were 2 massacres at 2 different schools where at least 100 or 14-16 pupils got shot down and killed. Both killers became An Hero at the end. The police found the video games Counterstrike, Unreal Tournament and Final Fantasy VII at their homes. Obviously, this means that they were trained by video games and not just emos or closet furries to begin with.
AGK is known as "Der echte Gangster" (The real gangster) in Germany and made even more retarded videos pretending to be hardcore. He even made a remake of one of his older movies in English: [1] This kid actually had severe problems (No Shit?). According to a newspaper article he was in a clinic solely dedicated to computer addictions. After three days he escaped, stole all the money from the receptionist and went to an internet cafe where he played for 26h without a break. Although this sounds cool, its always assumed by news reporters that it is not. This video isn't fake and only shows how addictive computer games can be. Around 50,000 people are addicted in Switzerland and online games make them even more attractive and tempting. In all honesty, having alcoholic parents is a greater indicator of teenage violence than playing video games. But as you know, everybody lies.
Pool's closed
The Angry german kid calls himself "a real gangster" fucking his dog. this is his first video in english.
The Angry German Kid seems to be a /b/tard:
Yes, it's him. ( Acting like a wannababe gangster and uses a afro. You're doing it wrong! wigger! amirite? no? )
A Challenger Approaches!
TYPICAL COMMENT this just shows what pisses me off about parents, they don't really understand MMO's where everything based on other people or time events things like that that the parents think you can just "finish it later". They are bad parents as they haven't researched into what their kid even does.
but meh. i dont play wow lol
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