Anil Dash

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Anil Dash is a blogger and insufferable asshat. His blog consists of posts about how much he loves his Web 2.0 company, old memes he probably found out about through File Pile, and how much he loves Microsoft.

Anil is currently the "Chief Evangelist" for Six Apart, which means he gets to spend all day posting and commenting about Six Apart's shitty products. He has a Kibo-like ability to find posts saying anything negative about Six Apart and respond to them.

He claims to be one of the first bloggers, though if that was true he would be better at it than he is. He can never tell when he is being trolled, another thing he would have learned about if he has really been blogging since 1999.