Animal crossing
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Animal Crossing is one of the most piece of shit games on the planet, designed by a team of furries who were irl ridiculed, and therefore decided to make a little virtual community where they could chat and not get their ass kicked for showing their faces in public.
As this so-called "video game" neared completion, the internet was making it's away out of the uterus, and the team of furries realized there were other furries who were also getting ridiculed around the world. So it was decided to release the game to everyone. It was originally going to be online but fortunately Nintendo knew what would happen if furries could all band together, so they forbid it.
In the game, furries talk to other furries, aka a furfag community. Due to a high amount of furries, which thankfully is a lot less now thanks to W, this exploded with the release of the second Animal Crossing game, Wild World, which, as the name implies, features plenty and plenty of hot animal porn. There was also an online mode, in which furries show off their most gay-looking new hats and clothing in an attempt to be erotic, and stand on both sides of animals to do emotion signs that make it look like they're gangbanging the neighbor elephant.
Many normal people have been turned furr-curious as a result of those strangely arousing, flat-chested anthropomorphic ragamuffins. Fortunately, the unexpected increase in the furry population was cut short when George Bush banned foreign trade in 2003.
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[edit] List of things to do in Animal Crossing
- Get the golden statue, golden shovel, golden axe, golden net, and golden rod.
- Buy Furniture
- Troll for fish
- Peek at Bob the transsexual cat in the shower.
- Send erotic letters to the squirrel next door.
- Get sent flowers by Nintendo in a sweet gesture
- Find out that the flowers from Nintendo were actually a glitch item that ruins your game, giving players the biggest "GTFO our game" ever in game history
- Put on your fursuit and shove the gamecube controller as far up your anal cavity as possible. Leave vibrate on.
- Hook up your game boy advanced to remind you why you bought the connection module.
- Animorph into a dragon and shove the gamecube controller as far up your anal cavity as possible. Leave vibrate on.
- Scrape the cum off a random cat's face on the train
- Listen to a gay homeless dog play the guitar.
- Put up message board bulletins about how the raccoon running the store is secretly Hitler
- Listen to Mr Ressiti talk emo about his life watch him slash his wrists.
- Get into a bitch fight with the 'able sisters'
- Live in fear of tom nook
- Run away from the rapist owl in the musesm
- Buy magic mushrooms from joan,grow them then feed them to a dumbass animal or sell them to gangster Nook.
- Murder the local douchebag cat.
- Become a hobo
- become best friends with the local dyke
- Fuck the local elephant.
the entire game summed up in 30 seconds
[edit] Fun Facts
- The Animal Crossing musical "tag" was lifted straight from the anthem of Fascist Italy.
- Some argue that only otherkin, 13-year-old boys, minarchists have ever played the game. Furries never play because it gets "too real".
- Tom Nook is pedobear.
- The character Dr. Shrunk is actually an axolotl. At least the fags who made this game have some liek for mudkipz.
[edit] Animal Crossing movie???!!!
Say it isn't so...
[edit] Animal Crossing Community?!
Yes, it has its own forums in the asshole of the interwebs. All the people there are either furries, queers, or niggers; but they aren't allowed to admit it due to the heavy Nazi-like rules that prevent everything from flaming/trolling to saying the word "Freak". You're not even allowed to link to Youtube (You'll get banned in a second if you do). The people on that site can be catagoried easily into one of five areas. Pedos, Mods, the mods bitches (blowjob anyone?), Weaboos, and No0bs. The mods are the most lulziest out there, and some have even banned themselves by accident (srsly.). 80% of the people there don't even play Animal Crossing anymore/have never played it in their life, but have become soft and decided to hide in the website for fear of sites like 4chan and this one (If anyone linked to a site like this they'd be banhammered anyways). If any of them ever saw something like Goatse, they would probably become an hero as quickly as possible (unless Bob the Cat was doing Goatse, then they would fap to it.)
[edit] Tom Nook
Tom Nook is a coon who runs the local mafia and can also be seen in your house watching you fap. You can earn money by selling things to nook, unless you want to be a hobo although its not advised by Nintendo overwise you've got to compete with hobo joan the what-the-fuck-is-that? creature. At the begining of the game Tom Nook makes you his personal slave and makes you perform tasks which require you to run around in circles for an hour. In his last "shop" upgrade Tom summons two other Nazi raccoons. He uses them for pissing you off constantly while you shoplift. Tom Nook likes to keep you in debt by making your house bigger everytime you pay off your mortgage (If you pay him 14,136 dollars and give him a blowjob he'll even install a KFC to satisfy all your nigger needs!). Try to hop town when your working for nook? bad idea. srsly folks, theres no escape from the clutches of this gangster racoon. Tom Nook's first words to you? "bitch, plz".
[edit] See also
Categories: Faggotry | Furries | Gaming
