Anjel

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I think she left out a few things.

She might not have the time, but the rest of her friends do.

Lulz from Anjel's FA description.

Anjel is a furry drama whore living in Mississippi.

According to her Livejournal userinfo, she:

Is studying fungus, the most boring thing on the face of the earth (except for rocks-it figures she would study something that has a lower I.Q. than her own to make herself feel smarter.)
Is a vegetarian and hardcore environmentalist.
Is a furry artist.
Thinks science is a religion.(yet harps about Karma-moron, much?)
Talks about a lot of neo-hippy bullshit.
Moderates the following LJ communities:
- artist_gamer
- artistrecommend
- ecoveggies
- furryicontrends
- furs_in_uni
- gulfcoast_furs
- nexuslarp
- sphinxshrine
Has over 9000 friends.

With all the time she spends on the internet, it's amazing how she gets the time to do her college work! Clearly, this fine individual is a stunning role model to us all.

Her LiveJournal is FRIENDS ONLY, except for when she wants to indoctrinate you.

1 Fursona
2 Drama
3 Anjel's Reaction to ED
4 Links

[edit] Fursona

For over 100 years her fursona was a grey cat with wings (based on Disney's animated series, Gargoyles). Recently she has decided that having a shitty fan-character isn't hardcore enough, so she created a heavily-pierced, Rubenesque elephant named Gaia to spread her message of peace and love.

[edit] Drama

Anjel has taken the Hypocratic Oath. Additionally, in the midst of any drama, if Anjel & buttbuddies are getting pwnd, she will apologize, and attempt to make FURIENDS with the victim of her inane bullshit.

[edit] TigersKitten

A face that only Picasso could love.

Back in the days of the LJ "art horrors" communities, Anjel posted one of TigersKitten's (tk_creations) auctions to furbid_horrors because the eyes were uneven. [1] TigersKitten ignored it, but over 9000 members told Anjel the drawing wasn't "horror worthy". Anjel got pissed and, in an amazing display of wit and cunning, followed up the entry by reposting the exact same auction. Because most of the members weren't on Anjel's friend list, her stupidity was not well-received, and was rightfully called an "annoying cuntrag".

Later, Anjel e-mailed TigersKitten and tried to apologize, but utterly failed since TigersKitten has the amazing ability to ignore bullshit.

The picture did actually end up selling, which shows just how much furries care about the quality of art they waste their money on.

Anjel's second post. "Picasso Cat" is still not sold, hurhurhur YOU FAIL AT LIFE

WE LOVE TIGERSKITTEN <3 <3 <3

Clearly it is a fennec, you annoying cuntrag

[edit] MidnightFury

According to Midnightfury, Anjel is a "drama-loving, pothead whore". MidnightFury is quite possibly the worst recipient of Anjel's attacks.

Over 100 years ago, MF found a kitten that had been set on fire. She rescued him and named him Tad. Rather than bring Tad to a shelter on the basis that they'd just euthanize him, she decided to bring him to the vet. MF is also dirt poor, so she couldn't pay the bills herself.

MF panhandled the people on her LJ friends list. She explained what happened to Tad and asked for commissions and donations so she could pay the vet. MF included her personal information so she could be paid. At the time, Anjel was on MF's friend list. Rather than simply ignoring the plea, Anjel began spreading the rumor that MF was using a sob story to buy Prismacolor markers. She brought everything MF had posted (vet invoices and receipts with her full name, her address, her phone number) to the Catfights, a drama forum composed of menstruating fatties that are far older than the recommended age to collect My Little Ponies.

Shortly afterwards, someone named Ilea came to MF's DA gallery and claimed that MF was cheating people out of money for markers. MF theorized that this person was from the Catfightsand checked; she was right, because she found all her personal information and the rumor right there for everyone to see. Further research led to the knowledge that Ilea was Anjel's friend. MF theorized that Anjel had put her under a friends filter for the express purpose of talking behind her back. Reportedly this thought didn't occur to her until she went to the Hattiesburg Wal-Mart, where some time earlier Anjel had made fun of fatties with some French people. Apparently Anjel got kicked off of Furmont for posting the information. She bitched about it in the LJ community Drama_awesome, once again stating MF's real name. The Catfights bitches heard about it and troll-bombed MF. At some point, death threats were made.

MF cut Anjel out of her life because she finally realized that Anjel is a bad influence. At this point, Anjel had already been given three or four chances to fix their friendship, and MF had simply had enough. In a stellar display of intelligence, Anjel bitched about it even more in her Livejournal. Because Anjel is a serial adder and all her friends are just as much of drama whores as she is, it wasn't long before MF did not feel safe in the furry and MLP fandoms.

MF hid from the fandom and resurfaced on December 9, 2006 as DecemberStar. It seems that as DecemberStar she was a popular artist, but the creation of this article in late March 2007 (See sections Kaye Darktail and Anjel's Reaction to ED) caused Anjel to automatically assume MF was a main player in the creation of the article simply because an old Livejournal post of hers was included in the first draft.

Fearing retaliation, MF deleted all her art and intended to leave the internets, but a bunch of gallery-watchers came out of the woodwork to tell her just how much they loved her. As a result MF has only decided to take an internet vacation.

Here's some extra words on Anjel's character as written by MF:

She adds people to her friends lists and watches them because she wants the attention. She's using you to make herself more popular. She doesn't CARE about you. And, if you're popular enough, and she does something to piss you off, she'll try to throw money at you to make you stop being angry, so you don't go telling people what a megawhore SHE is. If I had thought about it, that's what I'd have done when she did what she'd done to me. I was popular then, and people may have listened to me about her. I might have been able to cut her down before she got where she is now, and I regret having not done it...

Anjel's popularity scrounging crusade continues.

And, here she is now... Preaching her tree hugging hippie bullshit, then turning around and making fake troll journals to hurt someone she's never even met before. Bet she's never even had any trouble from him personally, either. Hypocrite, anyone?

[edit] Jeremy, Duke of Otterland

Anjel, in collaboration with a few people on her friends list, started a LJ account called duchessotter. It became old meme quickly, because no one gives a shit about Prince Jeremy any more. Essentially, this troll journal accomplished nothing.

It's so hard to choose!

[edit] Kaye Darktail

Anjel posted to an angry scribble to her FurAffinity account, showing Gaia's enormous ghetto booty and a lot of near-illegible text demanding that the world should stop trying to make beautiful women like Gaia wear makeup and fit into -3 dress sizes. [2] Kaye Darktail didn't agree with the way the message was delivered, and attempted to have a serious debate with Anjel. Anjel posted a SUPER SECRET entry in her Livejournal and had her butt-buddies gang up on Kaye. Anjel and co. completely missed the point of the initial comment and much pointless bickering was had. Eventually, two friends-locked LJ entries later, Kaye got user-banned from commenting on Anjel's FA account. Kaye and friends had much lulz because none of the anti-trolls understood that Kaye was actually agreeing with them for the most part.

Funny, you didn't think that way 8 months ago.

It didn't take long for her to forget the cause she was fighting for.

Look out, fat girls! Let's Fighting Love Anjel is coming to get you! Figuratively speaking, of course, as real life Anjel can't do much except cause drama.

[edit] Anjel's Reaction to ED

ARTICLE FIXED.

It's not her fault people stalk her! Really! You're just asking for trouble anyway!

"I don't like it when you google my name and that article is the first thing to come up."

Hidden under the safety of LJ's privacy filters, it has become apparent that she is so butthurt that she sent her butt buddies, who have infiltrated ED, to try to get this article deleted. [3] [4] She has also bragged about having an ED article on other websites. [5]

Apparently I infuriated Kayedarketail so much with telling her what a dumb bitch she was that she made an entire ED SITE DEVOTED TO ME

And this is the funniest part. She has MIDNIGHT FURY COLLABORATING ON IT!

As far as ED sites go, it really isn't even that insulting towards me. I find it so entirely sad and pathetic that Kaye and Internet fury go to such extreme lengths, that is makes me laugh.

IS MAKES ME LAUGH TOO

If you disagree with Anjel, you are clearly infuriated and obsessed with her.

A few days after the creation of her ED article, Anjel deleted roughly 25 people from her friend list. Anjel placed the blame on joanmichele for leaking her super secret LJ entries. Joan-Michele attempted to confront Anjel about it but Anjel completely avoided her until a public exchange on lolfurries.org. Anjel moved the conversation to private messages because she was too afraid of losing her e-credibility to keep it in the open.

It seems that she has quickly moved from laughing at this article to becoming extremely butthurt about it. Word has since come around that she is going nuts about the article and has become ridiculously paranoid. As of March 29, 2007, Googling for "anjel furry" shows this ED article as the first entry. During communications with Joan-Michele, Anjel has stated "You get that ED article taken down, and I can promise MF doesn't have the same thing happen to her" -- meaning, of course, that if this article is not removed, she or one of her drama friends will write a entry about Midnight Fury out of pure spite. This is yet another beautiful display of hypocrisy because she has said on several occasions (including in the lolfurries thread) that she doesn't want to be involved with Midnight Fury any more. Really, she's just digging herself a deeper hole.