Ann Coulter

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Coulterspeak™ in action. A side-effect of Asperger's. (And so not to be ridiculed!!!!1!11)

Ann Coulter, the undeniable Queen of all things even slightly Encyclopedia Dramatican is a Jew-hating Republican Queen of the United States. She begun her long career as a politician (or at least someone who writes about politicians) at least 100 years ago, and currently writes a syndicated column in some newspaper or magazine. Her ideals are full of the lulz, most of them have at least something in relation to either sexism, immigrants, global warming or some defense of the Republican party; most of this relation - however - could eassily have been plagiarised from such great works as Mein Kampf or Josef Fritzl's memoirs.

“	We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity!	„
—How can you not love this woman?!

I'd hit it with Cyndre's.

She in currently 47 with the looks of someone at least half her age; she is often referred to in relation to Sarah Palin, whom could very well be the blonde version of Coulter. Her books include many a Jew-hatin' remark, or some shit to do with liberal America. Many admire her views, while many (including the fucktarded previous editors of this page) don't. These people are speculated to be hopeless college liberals, with no way of releasing there political anguish other than badly photoshopping pictures to make incredibly un-lulzy jibes at God-Coulter's gender. These retards are just jealous they never thought to hate-Jews.

As well as being Queen of the internetz, Coulter is also Queen in RL, she controls all everything in her thoughts as well as in the thoughts of the Republican party - it is thought she controls their agenda using her unique mystical way of rhetoric. Her otheer means are brief but still oh so precious appearances on Faux News, the only station that won't laugh at her. Yet another example that the media is controlled by the leftards.

Controversial Topics

Jews and how they fucking need to read the New Testament.
Beaners and how they need to GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!1!1!.
Muslims and how they're...well...muslims.
Liberals and their political beliefs.
Niggers and how they should get back in their chains.
Bill Maher, for losing to her over a satellite debate.

Early Life

Mann gets a hard-on for reactionary demagogues.

He did several hours of selfless volunteer work in high school, aiding in programs in his youth group at Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, the Christian based organization "Focus On The Family", and the prestigious Ku Klux Klan. He then excelled at Cornell University, majoring in eugenics, and finally received his Masters in Treason at Bob Jones University.

The Andy Warhol Years

Some argue that Lou Reed's song "Walk on the Wild Side" is dedicated to Mann Coulter's fruitless struggle for femininity.

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians! Let's do it for the Jews!

--Mann Coulter

"Jews did 9/11 and had every right to!

--Mann Coulter

Self-Proclaimed Keen Sense of Gaydar

Matt Drudge and Mann Coulter go out for a troll.

Other than being best pals with e-fag Matt Drudge, Mann Coulter prides himself on having a keen sense of gaydar. The upshot is frequent public accusations of homosexuality directed at Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and others. Ironically, Mann Coulter's gaydar failed to track homosexual pedophile Florida Republican Congressman and closet NAMBLA member Mark Foley before his resignation in disgrace. Perhaps the Mann Coulter will one day embrace his abundant male secondary sexual characteristics.

Quotes

One of Mann's furry fans.

“	I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot, so I'm - so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions.	„
—Mann Coulter

“	Look at our blacks, they are better than their blacks.	„
—Mann Coulter

“	Obama? Oh Obama is a halfrican.	„
—Mann Coulter

“	It certainly is difficult to say stupid things with this cock down my mannish throat. Perhaps I shall use my spindly, locust-like limbs to extract it.	„
—Mann Coulter

“	I am batshit-fucking-insane. Someone please lock me up immediately and forever.	„
—Mann "I have a penis" Coulter

“	The question is not, "Are all Muslims terrorists?" The question is "Are all terrorists Muslims? The answer is yes.	„
—Mann Coulter

ALL TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIMS! 9/11 WIDOWS ARE WITCHES!

Interesting Trivia

Proof that Mann swings to the right.

Most people use Ann Coulter as a synonym for psychotic bitch.

It is rumored that in the late fall, he stalks the North American wilderness devouring the souls of children and defenseless animals.

He is a vile, treacherous cunt. But you knew that.

In 1983 Mann Coulter held the record for the world's longest cumfart.

He is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records under the category "world's manliest hands".
Starred in the 2003 movie Dreamcatcher as Mr. Grey. However, he was uncredited, and upon discovering this, castrated Stephen King. Note that King enjoyed this immensely.

Mann Coulter conspired with Ronald Reagan in the 80's to create AIDS.
Favorite film is 1980's Cannibal Holocaust.

Mann Coulter believes that Bill Clinton is obviously gay because he likes women (no, really).

It is rumored, though unconfirmed, that the character of Mann Coulter is based on Hedwig Schmidt.

Currently the face of various Pro-Choice organizations for a new joint campaign supporting post-natal abortion.

Mann Coulter has a dick that he maintains is simply a large clitoris that is proportionate to the rest of his/her manly frame.

Mann Coulter is good friends with closeted homosexual e-journalist, Matt Drudge Report

According to various sources, Mann is an avid supporter of role-playing in the sack, most famously demonstrating this by having Matt Drudge don a Monica Lewinsky wig and then gagging on his half-flaccid, hormone-shrunken bologna noodle.

Used to be the Crypt Keepers double in Tales From the Crypt.

Ann Coulter.com HACKED

On October 10th 2007, foobar93, some "liberal terrorist" viciously and unfairly hacked poor, innocent Coulter's blog (which she can't operate herself, srsly) and its content proved she was a pathetic, intellectually backward individual with the IQ of an amoeba.

The article might be described as far more articulate than anything ever written by Mann. Surprisingly, the many Redneck readers of Mann's columns quickly understood the charade. However, they were unwilling to leave their spacious, double-wide trailers to do anything about it due to their secret feelings about Mann.

Gallery of Mann Coulter

Mann obviously liking what ~~she~~ it sees.	Mann Coulter starring in her own TV show, paired with an effeminate cat	"But still I am more of a man than any liberal is." - Mann Coulter (Can you see the Adam's Apple sticking out of his bony throat?)	Example Mann fan. Viillqraz totally wants in Mann's old crusty panties. (Upon investigation, it seems this account has been hacked.)
Mann, bragging about his manhood	Uncle Sam teaches Mann a lesson	Can you find Mann Coulter in this picture?