AnonNet

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

AnonNet is an IRC network categorized by scientology raid channels and other serious business. It has been observed that users on this network are not familiar with the lulz, and the admins, of which there are many, are even less knowledgeable.

Contents 1 List of IRCOps 1.1 Former IRCOps 2 Major channels 2.1 #london 2.2 #manchester 2.3 #londonradio 2.4 #plymouth 2.5 #thecar 2.6 #bestactever 3 INSERT FORCED LOLOL MEMES SECTION HERE 3.1 Noodles 3.2 SHIT IT OFF 3.3 WOGONZ 4 Users of self importance 5 In Summary 5.1 Fallout from this article 6 External links

[edit] List of IRCOps

• mingecup (you'll find him under the name mooncup) is another flaming faggot, and a total newfag. One time he accidentally g-lined all the users from an entire server, forcing flodd to fix his idiotic damage.

• Spangly is another flaming faggot. In a purple lycra catsuit he prances about the room while hijacking the radio stream from others whenever he doesn't like what's playing. He is useful for giving advice on where and how to have sex with a room full of men but all attempts at lulz around him will be smothered with his moralfaggoty failure.

• Anonzz has an ironic username, as he not only has thoroughly facefagged himself everywhere he cares to name, but loves to camwhore. His hobbies are fucking around with the servers and the exgirlfriend he can't leave alone, L, who made him pregnant along with 6 other men and a horse. He was recently the receiving end of one of #Manchester's greatest pranks. Where he was led through a 270 mile drive to Manchester in hopes to get in the sack with a female Mancfag, as he was hopelessly searching for the femme fatale, a Mancfag assault team closed in on his car and glued his dickpix all over it. You can see the videos of the operation here, and here. An added bonus was that after the car was covered in cemented-on-dickpix, the remainder were thrown on top, which the wind then blew the majority onto the playground of a girls-only school, which observers confirmed were still there the school-morning after. On the way back home from being trolled, he then proceeded to crash his car, LULZ.

• aidsblood (aka coldblood) can't configure his server properly, so all the other ircops are bombarded with error messages that his damn box can't link to the network. He is also another faggot who stole flodd's user accounts when he ragequitted (see below), just like a nigger.

• Anonyhamster is an scifag spai who operates the hamsterball servHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

• poop is a fat fuck who in between chomping pure fat and shitting a daily amount of bricks, likes to /kill other ircops for no reason at all, reserving glines for whining, bawwing watermelon-chomping attention whoring niggers. He runs #london as well after taking it over from Orakio (who was a permanently stoned steaming pile of shrooms).

• Max is an Americunt moralfag.

• Wirah is the Final Boss and the leader of Anonymous, currently being held in Guantanamo Bay with his loli due to aids. He has a dick the size of Belgium.

• wok became the latest ircop Last Thursday he is a complete faggot and leads the mancfags

• Nobody knows who the fuck vox is, but he created the damn network so everyone's putting up with him.

[edit] Former IRCOps

• flodd was a whining bawwing watermelon-chomping attention whore of a nigger (no lie) who ragequitted the network over Marblecake, but not until he handed his o:line over to some random troll. The ircops disabled it before any damage was done, leaving no-one left to fix mingecup's constant fuckups. Now known as N, which stands for nigger. Obviously.

• Heretic is a leaderfag, poop and Spangly's butt-buddy and another fat fuck. He bitches about everything and had his o:line stolen from the safety of his rectal cavity, because he realised he was a lazy cunt with nothing to do. Heretic <3s Chanology hard-core.

• HelfiX is South African who stuck it in Sassia.

[edit] Major channels

[edit] #london

#london is a cybersex MMORPG involving dozens of users and IRCOps, as that's where they're all from. In the midst of all this chaos they manage to organise IRL cybersex events to fakerape each other in such places as Hyde Park, Hampstead Heath and Queen Victoria Street. The home of NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES. Needs moar NOODLES.

“	ur mum is a cybersex MMORPG	„
—Dux0r

[edit] #manchester

DrillerThriller is a dirty faggot n he was like walkin down the street n he saw some wee boys so he was like chasin after them like OH WEE BOYS GIMME UR WILLIES FOR MY MOUTH PLZ n then he wore their pants

[edit] #londonradio

#londonradio plays host to LoldonFM, the network's main radio stream. It's presided over by Spangly (I PROCLAIM LIEZ) who thinks he's the best DJ in the world evar and regularly boots off other DJs to make his point. LOLWUT #m3n have stolen the stream, renamed it m3n radio and are using it to fight the [nig] menace.

[edit] #plymouth

Home of the Killdozer.

[edit] #thecar

>:3

[edit] #bestactever

IRC channel for Rick Astley voting for MTV's Best Act Ever

[edit] INSERT FORCED LOLOL MEMES SECTION HERE

[edit] Noodles

[edit] SHIT IT OFF

See: SHIT IT OFF

Some faggots on Failbook thought it a good idea to organise a failmob at Liverpool Street Station on May 17th, 2008. A group of Anons raided this miserable heap of fail to lighten the mood - however a challenger appeared...

This NIGGERCOP told the Anons carrying the TROLLCANNON to SHIT IT OFF. The trollcannon was not shat off, and all was well in the world.

[edit] WOGONZ

Because the world needs more Wogan. Always more.

[edit] Users of self importance

These are the vain fags that have so much self-importance that they feel the need to have a section dedicated towards themselves in this article. To help them get rid of the delusional ideologies they have, the fail descriptions of themselves have been removed.

• eris
• sangfroid
• Metric
• N
• Yum22Yum23
• Gleeb
• Dux0r
• asdfghjkl

[edit] In Summary

AnonNet is an IRC network with utterly ghey IRCops who love to fuck around with channels. They run their own servers with the aim of keeping things as tightly controlled as your mum's distended anus and secured (unless mingecup glines everyone again).

[edit] Fallout from this article

* asdfghjkl^eee has quit (Killed (poop (Just wait til I see you next you skinny sonabitch >:))))
* asdfghjkl^eee has quit (Killed (poop (LIES AND MORE LIES)))
* N has quit (Killed (poop (you too)))

[edit] External links

• AnonNet IRC
• http://www.anonnet.org
• http://www.wirah.com