Anonnation
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AnonNation is a xenufag and overly sensitive young man from New York who often uses Google and Wikipedia to do his shitty work for him. Nation is famous on the tubes for having previously dated forced meme New York Nurse and subsequently being dumped due to his constant stalking and unusually strong right arm.
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[edit] Early Life
As a young man, Nation was quite unremarkable, his teachers were not entirely sure how to motivate him to study, stop touching his penis or flirting with boys. One day at the tender age of seventeen, a young Nation remarked in his diary "Mommy and Daddy do not think I am ready for college yet". This shocking display of raw emotion showed three things: Nation at the age of seventeen maintained a diary (quite the homosexual tendency for a man), Nation was still calling his parents 'mommy' and 'daddy' at age seventeen, and finally, it showed us that Nation was quite simply ...not ready for college life.
[edit] Relationships (all one of them)
Sometimes after the events of March 15th 2008, Nation began to date New York meme New York Nurse and as one moralfag proclaimed loudly "It's going to be funny when you guys break up!" and indeed, it was. Around September, Nation was told to get out of forced-meme girls life and take all his pot and crack pipes back.
[edit] FoxNews Syndrome
Nation suffers from a rare disorder known as "Fox News Syndrome" having been a newly discovered disease among real life people and Internet people alike, the only known symptoms of the disease are an incredibly inflated sense of importance combined with liberal usage of the phrases "Some people say," "I heard once," or "Apparently." This disease is not contagious unless you watch Bill O'Reilly and generally people subjected to this terrible disease anhero within months of acquiring it. Except for Bill O'Reilly, he continues to live to annoy all.
[edit] Stalking & Threats
In October, New Yorkers headed to Boston to hang out with Scientology, fuck with them and take pictures with their camera things. It was not known at the time that Nation was coming, but he decided to do so anyway to the chagrin of everyone involved (including his ex-meme girlfriend). During the time he was there, it was discovered that he cries in his sleep and moans.
After being confronted with being a loser, deadbeat, jerkoff hippy faggot Nation exclaimed that he would soon make a deal with the devil and plot to take down all of the New York City Chanology community along with him when he bydid. It is this thinly veiled threat that has made members of New York City believe Nation is close to achieving An Hero and will soon join the ranks of other famous losers who have done the same.
After three weeks of unremitting hostility and trolling from fellow New Yorkers, Nation decided to challenge New York City moralfags by claiming that if he goes down and out of Chanology he will take them with him. This has lead a lot to conclude that Nation may be plotting to do as he suggested, making a deal with the devil "Scientology".
[edit] Similarity to George Costanza
Nation is often described by other moralfags as being strikingly similar to George Costanza, particularly because Costanza is a loser asshole who lives with his parents. Nation, is a loser asshole in his early 20s who is already balding who lives with his parents. Although Costanza does seem to have the upperhand being that he isn't as much of a faggot as Nation
[edit] Depression
It was discovered that AnonNation is so severely depressed and that Chanology events are the only thing that make his boring and pathetic existence fun/amusing for him moralfags decided to keep him in Chanology regardless of whatever he has done. Nation now leads a solitary life in his prison bedroom of a house with mommy and daddy awaiting eagerly each new month when Chanology santa brings him a new moralfag raid to go to so he can feel important and useful at something in his sad lonely life.
[edit] Notoriety
Nation has filmed several videos for Chanology of Scientologists acting badly while making ridiculous conclusions he read off Google about Scientology and what people have told him combined with his symptoms of the aforementioned Fox News syndrome.
[edit] Potential An Hero Status
As of this edit, it has been made known to the author that AnonNation is a potential case of anhero and may succumb to it any point.
[edit] Gallery of Nation Faggotry
 Nation tongue fucking another boy just like he did in High School |
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 Nation sucks, it's written on his face so he knows forever |
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 Nation getting what he asked for |
 words were written on him so he could never forget how much he sucks |
 Nation is later beaten by the Bostonian male prostitute he kissed earlier |
 Nation struggles against all odds to get out of the trick bondage cuffs he would later claim imprisoned him against his will |
| Anonnation is part of a series on PEOPLE WHO HAVE SLEPT WITH NEW YORK NURSE
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Categories: People | Trolls | Chanology
