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Anthony Merino

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has this man fucked your dead mother?

Anthony Merino was arrested after a security guard found him having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in the morgue of Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, NJ. Anthony was a part-time lab tech and clearly loved his job. He was charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree and his bail was set at $400,000. If convicted the charge carries a maximum sentence of 10-years in prison and a $100,000 fine.

~~Check out his MySpace~~ LOL BALEETED.

[edit] Background

“	I work hard, so I party hard, that's my motto. I love playing all types of sports (football, basketball, track, baseball, and some soccer). I specialize in football and track. I now play semi-pro football, and I also studied various forms of Martial Arts, from Shotokan Karate, to Ninjitsu, and Lak Sao Chuan Fa Gung-Fu. I'm currently in college studing Engineering/Business Admin. also working. Time is my enemy, I never seem to have enough time to do all the things that I would like to do. I'm also into cars and motorcycles. I'm laid back, easy going and pretty cool to hang out	„
—Anthony on Anthony

[edit] Faithful Friends

Kitty, She'll Suck your Dick fo' a Dollah'

“	BFF man...I know there is something fishy about this and I have known you all my life (15+ years). I'm going to do what I can to get down to the real truth!!	„
— One of Anthony's BBF's! on the Corpse Fucking Incident