Anthropophobia
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Anthropophobia is a fear of people. Note that anthropophobia is not one of the so-called l33t diseases, like Asperger's Syndrome, ADHD or depression. You will not get any sympathy whatsoever. Go cry emo kid.
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[edit] Who Are Anthropophobes?
Anthropophobes are people who are too fucking spineless to live IRL, so resort to permanently hiding. Instead of doing the noble things and killing themselves, they instead on living through teh wonderful world of the interbutts. However, even the OL world can prove too terrifying for them, and they often become sorely butthurt just before they DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Some argue that anthropophobia is not fear of people but fear of men. Most of these types of anthropophobes are women, who fear they will be raped for the 100th time.
Another, lesser-known sub-species of human is the basement-dweller. Because they will never lose their virginity they must spend the rest of their lives fapping to 13 year old boys or become an hero. Preferably the latter.
Anthropophobia should not be confused with Anthropomorphobia, which is a fear of furries.
[edit] Known Athropophobes
- Ebon Lupus He actually IS a wolf, he just has a hyooman body.
- TheAmazingAtheist
- CaptainAtheist Who can't even take that fucking mask off
- BitingBeaver That woman who wish she'd aborted her teenaged son because he looks at porn. Srsly
[edit] People Who are NOT Anthropophobes
- Gays Ever heard of a faggot who is scared of men?
- Attention Whores Well obviously
- Emos They may claim to hate the human race, but this does not stop them from posting photos on MySpace
