Mel Gibson
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Mel Gibson (born Schlomo Zuckermann) is an Australian old media icon most famous for advocating a second final solution to the Jewish question (since the first one didn't work out). According to Gibson's original research, the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Gibson owns a $5 million Catholic church in Southern California which is notable for its jailhouse preaching community outreach program.
When not seducing porn stars behind his wife's back, getting arrested for drunk driving, or making Jesus fanfic Aramaic snuff movies in which the lead actor gets struck down by lightning, Mel spends his time homeschooling his children.
He is the only person that Jews can rightfully kill (even Hitler doesn't qualify) without reprisal from the rest of the world.
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[edit] A History of Crap
Some time ago Mel was in a few shitty movies about Scottish Cosplayers, and enjoyed milking the action hero genre to death. He lived in Australia for a couple of years when he was younger and made two somewhat interesting films there, but upon returning to the USA he continued his sappy tl;dw career.
Having failed at one field in the entertainment industry he felt it necessary to extend his faggotry to directing as well, his most famous piece of work shit being a sadomasochist romp that only Jack Chick would like.
[edit] Future Projects
Mel is expected to declare himself Anti-pope any day now and storm the Vatican with his private army of post-apocalyptic mutant Jesuit Priest Warriors.
Gibson is close to completing his penance on this mortal coil. When his time is done, he will go to hell.
Mel has recently decided to extend his hatred of minorities to include Spics as well.
[edit] Mel Gibson ist ein Jude
("Mel Gibson is a Jew," for those who don't speak German)
The final piece of the puzzle has been found. Mel has heretofore exhibited every sign of being Adolf reincarnate, such as Jewtred, anilingual relationship with the Church of Cathology [1], excreterra.
One thing was missing, though...Hitler was actually of Jewish stock on his grandmother's side. Like every self-hating nigra boinking a white chick, Dolfie proclaimed that a perfect man must look nothing like him: tall, blue-eyed and blond.
This was the one thing that was missing until now - Mel Gibson has just been outed as a Jew.
His fanboi flick about a long-haired, bearded Jew raked in $600M. And yet, Mellie lied to the unfortunate soul who actually wrote the film, telling him that it will be a low-budget, low-profit indie film. The screenwriter got "only" $75K and Mary-sued.
What is it you say, sounds just like Randy Quaid, who got paid peanuts for Brokeback Mountain and later sued when the film raked in $150M, instead of being the arthouse indie they told him it would be? Wrong.
Ang Lee may be inscrutable, but he ain't no Jew.
Mel Gibson not only ripped the screenwriter off, he then did what Jews have always done, he LOANED that fellow 200k so that his salary for writing a huge blockbuster is a debt of $125K, plus interest. (Usury and Jewry sound similar for a reason)
There you have it. Mel Gibson ain't a racist, it's simply good old-fashioned self-hatred.
[edit] Some Recent News
On March 19th, Mel was apparently in a "state of shock" upon his discovery that a construction worker had been found in "full-body rigor mortis" hanging from a rafter on one of his numerous properties. The ultimate cause of death is still to be determined by the Los Angeles Coroner's office but Mel has already narrowed down the cause to be one of two minority groups.
[edit] External Links
- 卐 Mel Gibson hates Jews 卐
- It's not like Mel didn't warn us...about the Jews
- Mel lets Mexicans have some hate.
[edit] See Also
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