Anti-semitism
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Anti-semitism begins when someone disagrees with a Jew. Because noone can agree with all Jews, everyone is anti-semitic, including all Jews. Some argue this is ironic and makes accusations of anti-semitism a prime example of meaningless noise.
Anti-semitism is actually a tactic that Israelites use to make goyim feel ashamed and embarassed. Such accusations are all the more devious because 99% of Jews are not of any Semitic heritage whatsoever. In fact, they are descended from the Khazars, today's Armenians, one of the world's most anti-semitic nations! Experts at Stormfront confirm this. These Khazars became Jews en masse hundreds of years ago because they rightly saw it as a good strategy to control the world's banking and media networks, and to be "the hidden hand" behind all major international policy decisions. And if any Jew pipes up with some Zionist propaganda like "there's absolutely no anthropological or genetic evidence for this claim" or "not one mainstream scholar has backed this theory" tell him to gas chamber or gtfo.
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[edit] Reasons for anti-semitism
Most people are anti-semitic because the Jews basically suck. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, or PEZ, has been a best-seller since even before 9/11, and it is widely acknowledged to mostly be true.
Their language, Yiddish, sounds like recorded English played backwards. The Yids eat dumplings at almost every meal, brussels sprouts every night, and crackers that taste like cardboard.
They have names like "Mordechai," "Schlomo" and "Yechiel."
They did WTC
The Hebes don't even believe in X-mas.
[edit] Anti-semitism on Wikipedia
The Wikipedia Jews cultivate anti-semitism as hard as they can. Notorious Jews like Jayjg push and provoke the non-Jews (particularly the Mohammedans) into anger by arbitrarily reverting hours of passionate, erudite drudgery they've done on some extra-super important topic or another, and then banning them when they object. Result: Anti-semitism.
[edit] Interesting facts about anti-semitism
Anti-semitism probably caused Auschwitz. Hitler was actually not anti-semitic, as historians have misleadingly claimed. In fact, Hitler's mother was Jewish, and he attended synagogue all his life. Unfortunately, Hitler was tricked by his rabbi into making some obnoxious speeches during the temple's Hannukah play. It was supposed to be a comedy! But those retarded Polacks thought he was serious, and got Auschwitz all fired up. After the war, the Jews blamed everything on Germany, out of spite.
Famous anti-semites include:
- You
- Me
- Hitler
- Stalin
- Jesus
- Blu Aardvark, according to your average Wikipedophile moron.
