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Antisocial personality disorder

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A typical APD sufferer in it's traditional head dress.
A typical APD sufferer in it's traditional head dress.
Even just pretending to have APD leads to drug problems.
Even just pretending to have APD leads to drug problems.

Antisocial personality disorder (APD) is the medical diagnosis given to people who the general population would diagnose as batshit crazy. APD sufferers experience everything you would attribute to your run of the mill horror movie psycho and generally end up in prison for one crime or another.

APD is especially prevalent on the internets as it's sufferers are no longer welcome in society due to their attempts to kill everyone they ever meet. These looneys are the reason people are so terrified to talk to someone IRL they met on the internets. It is estimated that at least 100% of ED:IRC regulars have this disorder. Especially considering 1 in 47 people fit the DSM criteria for it.

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[edit] Symptoms

APD is strongly associated with internet troll personality disorder and many have sought to re-name it "IRL troll personality disorder". Typical characteristics/hobbies of these up and coming psycho killers with APD include lying, cheating, stealing, violence, rape, setting shit on fire, killing animals for fun and setting animals on fire for fun.

When the APD sufferer is done with their lulzy pastimes they will have absolutely no remorse for the fucked up shit they've done. They may pretend to care to avoid jail, but they really just don't give a shit about anyone or anything.

[edit] Causes

The general opinion is that you are just born this way, in other words some people are just born assholes. There are other opinions out there that APD can be caused by mummy not loving her little monster enough, but if your child is an evil little shit you can kinda see what she was thinking.

[edit] Treatment

So far the only known treatment for APD is putting the sufferers in a mental hospital and throwing away the key. This has so far proved unsuccessful as evidenced in the documentary The silence of the Lambs

[edit] See Also

Image:Little Troll.gif Antisocial personality disorder is part of a series on Trolls.

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