Apartheid
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Apartheid was a final solution invented in 1948 designed to create drama and segregate the niggers from the whites. The mods in South Africa separated all the users into four (4) communities:
In South Africa only the whites could vote, own property, hookers and blow, or learn. When all of the blacks were forced to live and work together, there was a large AIDS epidemic, and hilarity ensued.
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[edit] Notable Trolls
However, as with any major Livejournal community or website, Apartheid had its own set of dedicated trolls. However these trolls were generally unfunny and failed at setting about any change for at least 50 years.
[edit] Oliver Tambo
Oliver Tambo was the leader of the ANC (African National Congress) trolling organization, who were pretty much the GNAA of Apartheid. Together with Nelson Mandela, Tambo (running under the pseudonym timecop) hosted a weekly podcast where they outlined their failed attempt at lulz, like spray-painting the Goatse man all over the streets of Capetown. He was eventually found out, and mediacrat took his humility when he brought Tambo to e-court, and banished him to the #zambia IRC channel, because South Africa was for rich people and beautiful people and people with perfect friends and people with perfect lives, James.
[edit] Nelson Mandela
Nelson Mandela trolled under the nickname l0de. His claim to fame was hosting the ANC podcast, as well as porting the popular game Last Measure into Afrikaans. After he trolled the whites in South Africa by replacing all of their copies of The Half Blood Prince with the pain series and Goatse, Mandela was thrown in jail for at least 100 years.
[edit] The End Of Apartheid
When South Africa's head mod, Pieter Willem Botha had a stroke and deleted his livejournal, Desmond Tutu became the new leader. In an act of reverse racism, he decided to permaban all the whites, symbolically ending Apartheid. However, the trolls have made a resurgence in the past few years, using the Jewish Media Conspiracy and GRIDS to disrupt the lives of niggers all across South Africa. Because of all the bloodshed, South Africans have not been able to attend as many BBQs as they have funerals. There are now very few reported sightings of blacks in South Africa, as they have all fled to the Habbo Hotel, closing down pools due to AIDS and stingrays.
[edit] See also
[edit] External Links
- http://blackpeopleexist.org - Report all sightings of blacks in South Africa here
- http://www.unhchr.ch/html/menu3/b/11.htm - TL;DR
