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Aqua Dots

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ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
THIS ARTICLE WAS MADE IN CHINA AND IS SUBJECT TO:
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Aqua Dots in action!

Aqua Dots, sold in Australia as "Bindeez," are a wildly popular educational toy for children produced by the Chinese as a good-will gesture to American and Australian kids for Christmas. Voted as Toy of the Year in Australia, they most certainly are since they bring the joys of tripping and rape to the inquiring, virginal minds (and hymens) of little girls doomed to become American and Australian adults with addictions to prescription pills and abusive relationships due to the fact that when ingested, these little magic beads metabolized into GHB... Fuckin sweet.





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Image:Pedobear_small.gif Aqua Dots is part of a series on Child Abuse.

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