Aquaman

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

What's the point? He's just going to come back.

What me powers?

Aquaman is apparently the worst superhero ever. But there is argument that there are much worse superheroes. But at least they got cancelled after one issue.

Aquaman just keeps on chugging along.

Also is a dirty homosexual ghey.

[edit] Powers

• Can do his own laundry.
• Can bathe himself.
• Can get dressed in five minutes.
• Knows how to swim.
• Can urinate anywhere
• Enjoys R&B.
• Is friends with Bill Cosby
• Have sex with dolphins.
• Can fuck furries without feeling like a sick asshole.
• Can talk to fish