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Hitler remains popular with the Arabs. "Mein Kampf" is actually the second best selling book of all time on the Arab peninsula, second to "1001 ways to kill your in-laws, and a million other tips for polygamist survival".

Second only to Juden, Pac-man is a natural predator.

Arabs - handy at dishwashing time.

Arafat's Reaction to the Pool being Closed In Israel, due to Fail

Arab women enjoy equal rights of rioting as do Muslim men.

Im white, Im Arab, Im white, Im Arab,Im white, Im Arab. I can't make up my mind, check out my profile on MySpace

Arabs (pronounced A-Rabs) are a people who primarily inhabit the Middle East, North Africa, Michigan, Taxi Cabs, transformer boxes in France, Guantanamo Bay and generally wherever there is a horrible odor.

Arabs are also known as camel jockeys, durka durkas, ragheads, towelheads, dune coons, sand niggers (the scientific term) and oil niggers. There is, however, no reason to ever use any of these names, since Arab itself is an offensive term.

Quite a lot of Sand Niggers live in America, where they work in 7-11s. Most American Arabs (more than 90%) are terrorists and support jihad. The other 10% are under-age (less than five years old) and not allowed to become terrorists just yet.

Arab hobbies include blowing up federal office buildings, land marks, Americans, and Jews. They also like to drive taxi cabs and own quik-e marts. Most Arabs have a strong pungent odor and are very greasy.

[edit] Editor's Note

Arabs are semites just like Jews, everyone knows that. Still, an anti-semite is supposed to hate only the Jews. Fags claim that there be some historical reasons for that. This editor hates fags and doesn't give a shit about history, so he hates anyone with a crooked nose (and fags).

If you don't know that Arabs are Semites, then you're a fag too.

[edit] NOT ARABS!

The following people might sometimes *look* like Arabs and even yell like them, but calling them "Arab" is basically saying "Hello sir, will you please beat me to death?":

• Turkish people
• Persians
• Wops
• Indians
• Kurds, which rightfully should be referred to as Mountain Niggers.
• Apes, especially the more intelligent gorilla species

[edit] Famous Arabs

Just like Jews, Arabs are also involved in all sorts of brainy stuff:

• The guys who invented eBay
• The guys who invented Google
• Philippe Kahn, the guy who invented camera phone

Just kidding about the brainy stuff, the guys above are Jews. If Arabs do become famous, it is not for their brains, but rather for the lack of such. Consider for example:

• Ralph Nader
• Farfour
• Navid
• Arafat
• The aliens who ruled over Egypt in Stargate
• That Arab dude who always complains that Jews stole half of this list, just as they did with Palestine.
• The 1,000 arabs who raped Dianne Thorley after her referendum didn't pass.

[edit] List of Arabs who are not terrorists

Not Terrorists!

You may not believe it, but there are Arabs who are not terrorists. Here is the complete list:

• Sammy Cahn (1913–1993), Arab lyricist
• Dorothy Fields (1905-1974), Arab composer
• George Gershwin (1898-1937), Arab composer
• Ira Gershwin (1896-1983), Arab lyricist
• Oscar Hammerstein II (1895-1960), Arab lyricist, librettist
• E. Y. "Yip" Harburg (1898-1981), Arab lyricist
• Lorenz Hart (1895-1943), Arab lyricist

Just kidding! There are no Arabs who are not terrorists, the guys above are either Martians or just part-time lyricists and terrorists.

[edit] Useful Tips in the Arab lands

If you travel to an Arab land, either for the oil or because you are a leftard, there are a things you should know.

• According to Wikipedia, you stay alive for 20 seconds after being decapitated.
• You will think this list is funny, until you need it.
• Male rape is a favourite past-time in Arab countries, only second to female rape. If you are planning to get raped, Dubai is the place to go! Don't listen to this guy:

[edit] This article is under attack

After the Americunts explained to the Arabs how to use the Internets (which certainly took its time), the Arabs tried to censor this article. A person who is apparently Proud to be an Arab, added following highly intelligent and reflected statement to this article:

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[edit] Arabs and Homosexuality

Typical Arab

He won't blow himself up unless they are

Although homosexuality is frowned upon in public, most Arabs are actually gay. When put in a closed environment such as in Abu Gharib, they openly hung their penises in front of American soldiers hoping they would get sucked off. They also love male bondage as seen in the pictures of naked arabs putting on dog collars to be dragged around. Other Arab prisoners in Abu Gharib had extreme gay fetishes involving feces.

Researchers believe it is natural for Sand Niggers to become homosexual because their women are more hairy than men.

[edit] Trivia

• 7-11 prefers to hire Arabs. This is because Muslims are not supposed to eat pork, which the sausages are (presumably) made of. So 7-11 believes that Arabs, as good Muslims, will not steal the sausages. The argument is flawed for two reasons:

1. Some Arabs are apparently Christian now, so they will happily take a free sausage.
2. The rest of them will steal and eat the sausage anyway, because stealing is more important to those thugs than Allah ever was.

• Israel once tried to introduce an Arab safari, but they had to cancel due to lack of interest - nobody wanted a stinking Arab head hanging off their trophy wall.
• There is a time and a place for Arab Jokes - This is not it.
• Most Arabs hate other Arabs even more than the West hates Arabs
• In most cases the 72 virgins that Arabs get for pwning, happen to be World Of Warcraft users at age of 16 power-leveling and farming for gold.

[edit] See also

• Islam
• World war III
• Sudan
• Salih
• Palestine
• Fuck Arabs
• Fitna

[edit] External Links

• A typical day in the life of an Arab
• The Kingdom of Jordan is an attention whore and thus has a livejournal