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Arkansas
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Arkansas is a small state northeast of Texas. Most Arkansans are descended from a band of Neanderthals that floated to North America from Europe on a log bundle approximately 40,000 years ago, and survived in isolation among Native American peoples before reuniting with other white people at least 100 years ago.
Arkansans are a hearty race, accustomed to surviving off a diet of hog fat and common weeds. A favorite pastime amongst Arkansan men is displaying their "dong" to womenfolk. Arkansan women, for their part, amuse onlookers by slinging a tit over one shoulder and squirting milk behind their back. Arkansans are unique among southerners for retaining Democratic tendencies in sizable numbers; which betrays the unusual divergence of the DNA from their more uniformly Republican neighbors.
Arkansans are also heartily retarded. The primary evidence of which is the fact that they mispronounce the name of their own state. Unfortunately, they have convinced the rest of the nation that this is how it is pronounced, as well.
It is also worth noting that Wal-Mart, the world's largest and most evil retail conglomerate, originated from Arkansas.
Famous Arkansans:
- Bill Clinton - First and hopefully only nigger President of the United States (born Bojangles Cletus Clinton in Hope, Arkansas)
- Daniel Ortega - Nicaraguan Sandinista dictator, (born Earl Ray Fugate in Paragould, Arkansas)
- Evanescence
- Songofthepast, 13-year-old boy who attempts to write pr0n. Also one of Tara Gilesbie's many boyfriends. He gives good reviews to My Immortal.
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