Arkansas
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Arkansas is a small state northeast of Texas. Most Arkansans are descended from a band of Neanderthals that floated to North America from Europe on a log bundle over 9,000 years ago, and survived in isolation among Native American peoples before reuniting with other white people at least 100 years ago.
As part of the Louisiana Purchase, a large number of stupid, hairy Frenchmen bred with the recent neanderthals before it became part of the United States. Although this arguably increased their intelligence beyond neanderthals, they don't want to act like they are anything more than retarded.
The legal pronunciation of Arkansas (Ark-en-saw) is a mongolation caused by the Frenchmen in Arkansas. The French Americans preferred the way it would be pronounced by a Frenchie, and since the state was part of the Louisiana Purchase, no one cared to argue. While most people would have preferred to pronounce the state ar-kan-sas, now the accepted form is ark-en-saw. This is one of the earliest examples of trolling in the United States government.
Arkansans are a hearty race, accustomed to surviving off a diet of hog fat and common weeds. A favorite pastime amongst Arkansan men is displaying their "dong" to womenfolk. Arkansan women, for their part, amuse onlookers by slinging a tit over one shoulder and squirting milk behind their back. Arkansans are unique among southerners for retaining Democratic tendencies in sizable numbers; which betrays the unusual divergence of the DNA from their more uniformly Republican neighbors.
Famous Arkansans:
- Bill Clinton - First and hopefully only nigger President of the United States (born Bojangles Cletus Clinton in Hope, Arkansas)
- Mike Huckabee - If one Arkansas governor becoming President wasn't enough, soon we might have a second. Notable for trolling his entire state by forcing them to loose some weight.
- Daniel Ortega - Nicaraguan Sandinista dictator, (born Earl Ray Fugate in Paragould, Arkansas)
- Evanescence
- Songofthepast, 13-year-old boy who attempts to write pr0n. Also one of Tara Gilesbie's many boyfriends. He gives good reviews to My Immortal.
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