Arkveveen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Arkveveen is like most other whiney furfags in that he has a fetish -- in this case, what he calls "horny fatness." He spends most of his time whining about not finding a fat chick for him to love, and drawing lots of fat chicks, fat herms, fat guys with huge moobs, and Care Bears that are also fat guys with huge moobs. He is also 19 years old so that means he is clearly very experienced so don't fuck with him and shit.
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[edit] The Art
Most of Arkveveen's art consists of fat passion and BBW, which means "bumpy bumpy wumpy." But wait, he occasionally draws herms as well! Really though, he's not fooling anyone: those pics are just males with overly huge man-boobs to lamely hide that he's in a fat closet of fatness for fatties.
Occasionally he'll draw a thing called "corpulence bear" which is like a Care Bear but with yummy porkchops being consumed. This thing too hangs around with the so called "herms" of Arkveveen's.
[edit] The Person
Arkveveen, like many furries, spends his time looking for Bumpy Bumpy Wumpy women to mate with. He also likes to whine about fatness, fat, fatties, and also about the "obesity wars" that have claimed more fat people than Jews did in WW2 and that's counting the fat Jews too. Don't bother talking him out of it either, as he will cry "YOUR OPINIONS DONT MATTER" and "I SENSE A CONFLICT," his mating calls. Someone was brave enough to confront this creature called Arkveveen about his futile search for a mate. For intents and purposes, this brave soul will be called "person" as they're cool like that.
Arkveveen (11:22:56 PM): I don't want to cause any arguments or conflicts, so don't go on about this. Person(2:22:36 AM): Ok Arkveveen (11:23:26 PM): I can predict when conflicts happen these days, I don't want to destroy our friendship.*hugs* Arkveveen (11:23:40 PM): I will try to get through this, someone is helping me anyway Arkveveen (11:23:54 PM): He is searching for someone Arkveveen (11:24:02 PM): A good friend who loves my art, and 41 years old too Arkveveen (11:24:15 PM): He is searching for me Arkveveen (11:24:35 PM): He has alot of corrospondance with various BBW sites and dating sites Arkveveen (11:24:57 PM): He even madea promise to help me and gaurentees he will find me my busty BBW dream girl.. Person(2:24:48 AM): Just don't go rushing it, a'ight Arkveveen (11:25:17 PM): I questioned him too, it appears he is for real... he's been in my shoes, he was just like me. Arkveveen (11:25:34 PM): He was depressed, pessimistic, so laid back and didn't want to work hard for anything Arkveveen (11:25:44 PM): Now he is happily married with his dream BBW for 10 years so far Arkveveen (11:26:06 PM): He meant it when he said he was just like me... Arkveveen (11:26:12 PM): He almost killed himself, or tried Arkveveen (11:26:14 PM): but failed Arkveveen (11:26:30 PM): I am just that kind of guy who needs love in all it's forms Person(2:29:30 AM): And that's some how in a larger woman? Arkveveen (11:31:37 PM): Yes, everything. Arkveveen (11:32:01 PM): Um Arkveveen (11:32:03 PM): Stop typing Arkveveen (11:32:04 PM): NOW Arkveveen (11:32:05 PM): STOP Arkveveen (11:32:09 PM): I sense a conflict Arkveveen (11:32:10 PM): STOP Arkveveen (11:32:15 PM): Please Arkveveen (11:32:19 PM): I don't need your opinion Arkveveen (11:32:23 PM): You are not me, and I am not you Arkveveen (11:32:36 PM): I know what I want, and I know what I am attracted to. I view life in my own different way. Person(2:32:21 AM): And yet you seek other's opinions anyway? Arkveveen (11:33:17 PM): I am trying to be realistic anyway. But skinny girls are just gross to me, I cannot be attracted, even to one with a great personality, but a large women with a terrible personality wouldn't do at all. Person(2:32:54 AM): And invalid the ones of others just because they dont agree with ya? Man, if you're looking for a woman, you're definately gonna have to change that XD That's all I'm sayin Arkveveen (11:33:28 PM): What?! Person(2:33:17 AM): Whenever I try to help you, you disregard anything I say Arkveveen (11:33:48 PM): Um, no opinion is valid or invalid Person(2:33:27 AM): You make my opinions and myself invalid of talking to you Arkveveen (11:33:58 PM): Yeah, but it hurts me, okay Arkveveen (11:34:05 PM): It offends me and makes me want to kill myself Arkveveen (11:34:17 PM): My heart is set here, you fool Arkveveen (11:34:21 PM): YOu think that JUST BECAUSE Person(2:33:58 AM): Well it hurts me when you say stuff like what I have to say isn't important or doesn't matter when I want to help you Arkveveen (11:34:23 PM): YOU ARE NOT Arkveveen (11:34:24 PM): SEARCHINGF Arkveveen (11:34:29 PM): That I can be happy?! Arkveveen (11:34:32 PM): I AM NOT YOU Person (2:34:14 AM): Obviously Arkveveen (11:34:49 PM): I am trying to be happy, but this is a missing piece Arkveveen (11:34:54 PM): I don't give a shit about ANY OPINION Arkveveen (11:34:58 PM): It's WORDS Arkveveen (11:34:59 PM): TEXT Arkveveen (11:35:04 PM): I will reflect on it Arkveveen (11:35:09 PM): But it will not change me
CAPSLOCK IS NOT ONLY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, IT IS SHORTHAND FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS
He also has some interesting beliefs. From his blog, we get the following:
| —Arkveveen, showing he certainly can't name one correct fact. McDonald's is the pinnacle of nutrition! |
| —Arkveveen, stating that the worst the Nazis can do is come up with food pyramids |
| —Arkveveen, who thinks sitting and fapping to fattyporn is exercise. |
[edit] The Future
Apparently he is "successful," or so he says. This is obviously a lie, as no artist of his EXTREME CALIBER is ever successful. With any luck he will become an hero like so many have tried to do before him.
[edit] The Commissions
He recently opened himself up for commissions and failed miserably. Deluding himself that the reason was that everyone was cheap and not that his work is an eyesore, he posted the following.
MAJOR UPDATE: I have become increasingly aware that I haven't been getting alot of commission requests. Why wouldn't anyone want some art from me? Especially all 200+ of people watching me on DeviantArt, and my growing popularity in Fur Affinity. You are watching me for a reason, right? I am really flattered as it is that I have so many friends that like my art, so I am grateful. But I am NOT grateful for how you all don't even pounce on any of my commission offers, unless 99% of you don't earn any money by working. Do you think my art is nothing, so it isn't worth anything? Is it just SMUT for you? Porn CAN be art, because that's what it originally IS! No offense to any of you, as I am really happy you are all watching me... but seriously, do you think I have infinite money to pay for supplies? I am an adult, I need to quit asking my mom to give me money for art supplies and such when I could just earn my own money EASILY by doing what I love... drawing art for others! But since none of you want any commissions, I won't post anything new on my DA page OR my FA page. No new art for ANY of you. I am not trying to be greedy, but this is what the staff for the Las Lindas webcomic does sometimes... they use donations or such so they will be motivated to draw an extra comic or add to their bonus comics; which is really good for those Las Lindas fans out there. Otherwise, there is no excuse for any of you thinking I WON'T get a commission done since I have FOUR commissions done that really satisfied and pleased. I am quick, and efficient; and I also have tons of fun drawing for a living. But, I suppose I am just a loser who needs to get a real job... wait... this could BE a real job if I had alot of commissions for once!!!
What a greedy dick.
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