Armake21

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

When not leading the Brotherhood of NOD, Kane has been known to rant on the internets against the abolition of tiberium by the oppressive forces of GDI.

Armake21 AKA NicotineAlien (Real name: Marcus Spagettio) is a vastly overrated, slap headed, hypocritical, egocentric 25-year-old video game reviewer whom originated from YouTube.

He is instantly recognizable due to his irritating, whiny Winnie the Pooh voice and his bizarre ability to grow hair on the wrong side of his head.

Armake21 decided to jump on the video game reviewing bandwagon after seeing how popular and rich the Angry Video Game Nerd was becoming and Being the money grabbing Jew that he is, also wanted a slice of the pie, but failed miserably. Marcus has since pointed said failings at everything from the Irate Gamer, to having an unhappy childhood, having his basement flooded several years ago, to being poor. Yet never realizing that it's actually because he can't review for shit and is fucking terrible.

When he's not reviewing games or begging for charitable donations (see below), Marcus likes to enjoy drawing pictures of little girls being tied up, sponging money from ripping off Irishmen to buy vastly overpriced Alienware PC's, throwing childish tantrums on U-Stream about his jealousy of more talented reviewers, sponging money from female video game reviewers, trying to weasel out of previous statements by saying he was drunk at the time, and sponging off you!!!

Armake21, drawing images of raep.

[edit] Barely Notable Reviews by Armake21

This is the sort of brainwashing Armake does to his Fanboys...
HE MUST BE STOPPED!!!

• Phoenix 3 (Nope, never heard of it.)
• Quattro Adventure (...Nor this)
• Shinobi (Wait, I know this one!)
• Monster Madness(Nope, Sorry!)

The majority of Marcus' reviews involve him bitching about broken controls and game mechanics even though the video clearly shows that he plays like shit, probably because he didn't RTFM before playing. He also thinks that being an angry motherfucker who swears a lot is the result of "being in character" and "unique" rather than perpetuating the video game reviewer stereotype. He very recently claimed to stop using this character, but we all know that's typical attention whore bullshit.

[edit] The Armake21 Pyramid Scheme Investment Program

Armake21 pretending that he's Azn.

One day, after suffering from a severe head injury, Marcus came upon a brainwave...

He decided that if YouTube wouldn't pay him royalties for his high quality, entertaining works of brilliance, why not ask his legions of adoring fanboys to see if they'd care to invest in him instead? And thus Armake21's donation program was born.

[edit] So Why Should You Invest in Armake21 to make moar Reviews?

Because giving money to Armake21 is a much more worthwhile investment than giving it to a cancer charity, and also has the bonus effect of letting said cancer sufferers enjoy his video antics, as Marcus so valiantly claims in his excellent piece of videotography:

[edit] A Challenger Approaches

TheGamingGoose: Arch-Nemesis of Armake21.

Recently, a low-life cretin by the name of TheGamingGoose (whom isn't even worthy to lick the dirt off Marcus' boots, let alone a full ED Article), dared have the audacity to mock Armake's gospel comments about the previous statement with his own vile, heathenus video:

TheGamingGoose Dareth Mock Armake21's Charity

[edit] Cloud8745 has enough

As of the 22nd of November 2008, Cloud8745 made a video on his account, NaturalBornGamers, about how Armake had been treating him and his friends like shit. He revealed that he, Armake, LuizPrower, and a few other people worked for a site that gave them money for making videos, and that Armake had begged and whined the owner of the site for a new $13,000 computer. Of course when Armake got it, he bitch and moaned about it for no real reason (ungreatful cunt). More info is in the video.

[edit] Armake21, the Second Coming of Christ

Armake's hypocrisy even extends to his artwork!

Last Thursday, Fagboys got butthurt when Armake21's account was mysteriously closed and all videos were removed. Marcus claimed that his account had been crucified by his slutty bitch of an ex, but in actual fact he did it himself in an emo sympathy vote.

For two days, he remained silent while his fanboys cried for mercy and revival. But on the third day Armake21 arose from the ashes himself to return to YouTube.

His new account, NicotineAlien, contains re-uploads of the same two year old videos and constant empty threats of never doing any more reviews. His fanboys now wait for more of his awesome game reviews so they can go back to choking on Armake21's cock. He's also making a movie "Armake21 vs Action52", he plans to release it in December of 2008.

[edit] Armake21 Suspended from Youtube

It's true! Instead of closing his own account, this time Armake received a banhammer for terms of use violation faggotry, of course.

Now people like CaptainPorpoise and his Jonas Bros stalker friend, BurningAshes303, will make a huge bawl-fest over this. For that, we got one thing to say to those two fucks...Shut up and call the fucking waaaaaahbulance! Whoever wrote that should lurk moar. Anyway, everyone knows that Armake's videos are all over the fucking Internet, and only 13-year-old boys use Youtube in the first place.

NEWS: Armake21 fears Youtube's banhammer so much he's opened a new account on a video site noone's ever heard of!

[edit] See Also

• Video Game Reviewers
• Gamer
• PC Gamer
• Angry Video Game Nerd
• TheGamingGoose
• YouTube
• YouTube Nobodies
• Nerd Rage
• Butthurt

[edit] Links

• Armake21's YouTube Account LOL B&!!!!!
• Armake21's Gamevee Account (No, I've never heard of them either)
• Armake21's DeviantArt Account
• Armake21's UStream Hissy-fit over SpoonyOne

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