Armenians

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Armenians are essentially a group of 1337 Aryan aliens from outer space who destroyed halo and landed on Mt.Ararat and thus created mankind. Instead of taking control of the world like they should have they decided to waste time by inventing string cheese and flat breads known as Lavash. Like ordinary 1337 Aryan Aliens, they have big noses, are obsessed with money and food-stamps which usually is spent on BMWs or Lambos, and control at least some portion of the worlds medical industry, have had their own version of the Lollercaust, and hate other races or "Otars" who are considered un-worthy to eat the Armenian khorovats. Most Armenians also hate jews, you, the subhuman turks and their under aged girlfriends the Azeris. Occasionally Armenians and the "otars" will result in a hilarious flame war between the two, flinging various accusations of conspiracy, racism, and genocide. Such flame wars are less common and less lulzy than those between Armenians and subhuman Turks, as the Turks speaks a particularly mind-numbing form of Engrish, written in ALL CAPS, that can rarely get any sort of point across. (which is typical of turks) Armenians also hate mexicans, as anybody who has to coexist with them would. One of the reasons being is that they came from another space ship that crashed on earth and led to the beaners to kill their king "Senior Cortez El Beanorez" and went on to to killing each other until the Spanglish found them and beat their ass for gold, just like a typical runescaper. The smelly Beaners are basically the Catholic version of Turks.

[edit] Fun Facts

Pretending to be an Armenian is the best way to troll Turks on the internets.
Armenia is the reason you exist. Deal with it!
Armenians generally don't breed with Otars unless tricked by massive tits. Thus they are superior to everyone.
Armenia can annihilate the world but is too lazy to.
Chuck Norris fears Armenians with hairy knuckles.
Armenians are are often confused with drunk Russians, Smart Italians, Rich Greeks or drunk, smart and rich Iranians. Look for an "ian" or "yan" at the end of their surname for confirmation of them being Armenian. If you are still not sure, ask them their opinion on Turkey's attempts to join the EU or The events of WW1.
If all else fails, look in their garage for pictures of Mt. Ararat.
Armenians have not been informed about the invention known as the trash can, so they use plastic bags.
Most Armenians who live outside of Armenia like in California or Boston, where they make use of their skills to benifit off the less intelligent minorities.
It is speculated that most Armenians are actually just scouts sent to observe the Otars and prepare the Fatherland for teh 1337 invasion led by Vardan Mamikonyan, who's power levels are over 9000.
If you are reading this then you are either a Turkish troll or an Armenian who came here to make sure your superiority is acknowledged. ...or just a dirty Jew.
Armenians hate Chechens, Its true, They hate them like they hate the jews.
It is typical to see "Amerikatsis"(Armenian for stupid people of Amedika) pronounce an Armenians name so horrifically that Baby Jesus cries! This is do to the fact that Americans haven't fully evolved yet and are still speech impaired and cannot pronounce any thing outside the English language (sometimes even in the English language) -see George Bush

The only races Armenians don't hate are...

[edit] RACE ==== REASON

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*Greeks- The euro version of Armenians. They are the result of a semi successful cloning project the ARMENIANS attempted at least 100 years ago.

*Russians- They carried out the Armenians order to form a Communist country and to pwn the turks for TEH EPIC LULz. Plus they got some hot chicks.

*Kurds- Well... no one else likes them.... and uh well they both Hate Turks.

*Georgians- The Georgians Hate everyone EXCEPT THE ARMENIANS so the Armenians and them get along just well. Plus Georgians have those massive tits i was talking about.

*Serbians- Something about Orthodox Brotherhood... IDK.

*Bulgarians- *See Serbia

*French- the French love Armenians like crazy. In fact it kinda creeps out Armenians.

*Germans- Basically the blond haired blue eyed Armenians, Also the result of a cloning experiment, *see Greeks. plus they hate the Juden.

*Persians- They were in 300, the Armenians' favorite movie... and they hate Jews. and they too were cloned *See Greeks.

*Arabs- Armenians are provided with Epic Lulz when "Israel" gets owned.

*Mudkip- So we herd they liek Mudkip.

Random fact of the day:

Armenians send lots of money to their country to help it kill the subhuman Turks. Armenians never seem to get Troll's remorse and thus self-hating Armenians are almost unheard of.