Arohka
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Arokha is a little-known Sick Fuck that lives in Texas that enjoys every unspeakable fetish in the Furry fandom. Arokha is a man IRL, and is highly psychic. On the sight of Vore or any disgusting interest of furfaggotry, Arokha is drawn like a moth to the flame, and demands MOAR.
Arokha has a page on the site, http://www.furaffinity.net/user/arokh3 . On this page He posts all of the art done by his personal art slave; Cownugget. Most of the worldly abominations seems to be done by this Artist. Arokha believes that he is an Otherkin where he actually believes that he has the soul of a fake animal. Arokha's furry self, is a female kitsune-cat thing that has no internal anatomy. All furfags "eaten" by arokha are then turned into their closest counterparts; shit.
Becuause of being such a schizophrenic fucker, Arokha lives in his room or in the bathroom of his parents house. This gives a whole new meaning to a basement dweller. According to reliable sources, he works in a hosptial as an orderly where he actually tries to eat the souls of older people that are sick in bed. Having a decent paying job such as this would give the reader the question, "Why hasn't this fag moved out yet?". Well it turns out that Arokha commissions furfag artists such as cownugget for overpriced pictures rangeding from 80 to over 9000 USD. It is thought the reason Arokha does this is to further spread his fetish for soulvore/scat/piss/WTF to the rest of the fandom, and to increase e-fame and e-penis size. Recenetly, information has been obtained that Arokha now has to pay his parents rent for the room he stays in at their house. This is nothing to arokha, where he states that he commissions furry artists once or twice a week to because his paycheck is large. Is this where all this faggot's money goes?!
Arokha is afraid of his parents, and probably is frightened of them finding out about his fetishes and what he faps to while locked in the bathroom. According to people that knew him IRL, he would live in his bathroom, and his dad would chat with him through AIM. Arokha would go without food for days, only using the porn he so lovingly covets as his only need.
Arokha seems to be deathly afraid IRL of being eaten, or having his soul tampered with. He is also addicted to paying sums of money for MOAR pics. Little does Arokha know, that his soul has already been taken by Jews, and was used in 9/11. Though Arokha forgot this, and continues his empty life without any notice.
His soul now resides in a basements where daily it is; brutally Raped, Pwnt, scarred, and cut open for the purposes on furry anatomy.
- All furries have no souls (sold to satan)
- Arohka is Gay
- Arokha has had a lulzie school life
- Arokha likes teh CAWK
- Anonymous knows Arokha
- Arohka DOESNT like Mudkipz
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[edit] Ways to Troll Arokha
- Invent a story of His soul being destroyed/taken/stolen/Pwnt
- Contact him on AIM, Yahoo, or any other means of spreading lulz that you own
- AIM: Litespd456, or arohkafox, try arokhafox
- Explain how his soul has been removed from his body, IRL, or OL; he doesn't care.
- Arokha is an attention whore, bonus points for befriending, and then trolling
- ???
- Profit!
[edit] Quotes
- "My Father called me a cock-warmer: ~Arokha
- "The name on this page is not spelled right, the real spelling is Arokha, get it right if you're gonna do it" ~Arokha
[edit] Only Friend
- Fancycat. By the way cats are not furries, but lolcats. See Closet furry#The cat excuse
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