Aru

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Aru is a fucking namefaggot who faps daily to the disgusting material posted on 4chan's /cm/ because OMG DRAWINGS OF PENISES R PIG DISGUSTING. He tells himself that everybody who sages him is the same person in hopes that maybe someday it will come true.

His two favorite ukes are Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist (not actually uke) and Shuichi from Gravitation (a fucking furfag from the worst abomination of an anime ever created). He only posts reposts and screencaps and is an all-around cunt who will FUCKING FLIP OUT if anyone questions his tastes which are omg sophisticated and totally based on real trufax.

No matter how many times he is saged to death, and no matter how many times he is told to GTFO by the noble /c/unt/m/uffins, he still continues to stick around and be an all around douchefuck.

And yes, his name comes from the weeaboo pronunciation of "Al" from Fullmetal Alchemist, proving once again that he is one of the most retarded creatures on this earth and desperately needs to kill himself to the last subatomic particle

If you hate Aru, you are obviously a newfag and need to get a life because ALL THE REAL OLDFAGS LOVE HIM THEY LOVE HIM SOOOOOO MUCH AND HE HAS LOTS OF FRIENDS. ISN'T THAT RIGHT GUYS. DON'T I HAVE FRIENDS. OH GOD ;____________;