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Ashura

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because I'm worth it
because I'm worth it

Ashura is a whiny, bitchy, emotional 20 year old fgt who overly expresses the meaning of pedophile. He is famous for attempting to hypnotize underaged girls to go nude on webcam, but always, fails. Ashura is possibly the biggest attention whore he even had to make up stories about going an hero just to see if anyone "cares". Ashura is obsessed with trying to get into a little girl's panties he begs for their forgiveness after ass ramming them with hoards of "CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU?1!11" questions. As a result of being lonely every night and fapping to shitting dick nipples he turns to myspace to have serious relationships when he rly isn't gonna get any because all the girls are too busy staring at his acne-ridden 2 inch dick. He doesn't seem to care about what people write about him after all he did get his friend to delete this article because he was so butthurt from it, Ashura even confessed he cried over being hated so much.

PROOF OF PEDOPHILIA, as seen on his myspace
PROOF OF PEDOPHILIA, as seen on his myspace

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[edit] I WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL

watch out I'll smash your head! I mean it!
watch out I'll smash your head! I mean it!

Other than spending most of his time online hitting on girls at myspace, he threatens his rejections that he'll beat them up with his bare hands. And always soon after tells his rejections to grow up and stop acting so childish(when it is clear enough to say that he is the one being a childish fucktard). Over 9000 girls had spoken to us about his threats and his magical powers of hypnotism.

 
 
if I met you in real life I would smash your head against the wall
 

 

—Ashura

[edit] An Abusive Brother

Half of what this faggot whines about is how his brother beats the shit out of him and steals all of his loli porn. It is also a known fact that he is buttfucked by his brother since his entire family can't get any. Even his own step mom wants some from Ashura's tiny limp cock. On many occasions he sobs and writes blogs about the "miserable truths" in his family and once admitted sleeping with hairy old men and joyfully sucking their cock. Ashura's friends can't even stand him and want him to GTFO and go kill himself with a car or else someone can do it for him and actually get away with it because nobody gives a shit.

why doesn't anyone care about me???
why doesn't anyone care about me???
 
 
WHY WON'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME? I'M A NICE GUY AND I'M SOFT-HEARTED, THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I'M NICE TO THEM!!!! FORGET THIS I HATE YOU ALL!
 

 

—Ashura

[edit] The Lies Pour Out Like Chocolate Rain...

As it turns out, this article is NOT going down. Many of Ashura's young female allies have posted something about us, because they are trying to "defend" him. They are hoping we'll get butthurt because of this. They have epicly failed, due to lack of wiki-knowledge, and the creator of the article was banned, and Ashura willingly and repeatedly suggested that he "didn't do anything" and "was gone all day".

i wuz kristmasu shooping! i swar!
i wuz kristmasu shooping! i swar!

Did you know that Ashura considers himself a Hardcore Gamer? (Hence the Gears of War shirt he has on). He insists that he can win in any game he plays against someone. See also Lie.


He insists that he is not a pedo, but we have recently come to discover that he claimed one of our own to be a "delicious loli-looking rape toy".


Did you also know that he hangs out with wiggers? One of these wiggers (recently discovered to possess the name "Shawn") has gotten involved with this ED article, as Ashura has tried to force him into deleting it.

 
 
I whore myself for 25 cents for 10 minutes.
 

 

—Ashura

[edit] I'D DIE FOR YOU LOLIS

Kratos= Ashura


~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I DON"T CARE
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I NEED YOU
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME! >.<
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I WILL NOT ABANDON YOU LIKE MID DID
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I SWEAR ON MY LIFE
Mia says:
Ash..I..
Mia says:
Sorry..
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...Sorry for what...?
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
Ashley.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
..Theres no reason to be alone.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I will die for you.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I will always be there for you.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I will protect you.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I will take your pain for you.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I will comfort you and love you with all my heart.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...Just, promise me you'll do the same..
Mia says:
..I cant..
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...Mid?

It continues...


Mia says:
No..
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
....Then what?
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I'm not gonna do what Mid did to you.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I won't cheat in you either.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
Ashley.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...You've always been the girl of my dreams, the girl I've always wanted...
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
And I know I'm the one you want.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...Don't let it slip away...
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...I love you.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I always have..
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
..And I always will.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...Even if you abandon me.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...I will always love you.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
But you're not a horrible person.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
You did what was right to get away from Mid.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
You're allowed to start anew.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
Theres nothing wrong with that...
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
I don't want anyone else.\
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
Not Nami.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
Not shahua.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
Not anyone.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...Just you.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
And thats the honest truth.
Mia says:
Why me and not another girl..?
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
Because you were always there.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
You're the one who I feel connected to.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
No one else.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
You're the one, who I want to spend eternity with.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
*shows you a ring*  I'll give this to you, when the time is right.
~Kratos, Fallen God of War, Destroyer of Gods~ says:
...But I need the opportunity...

[edit] Related Article(s)

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[edit] External Links

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MAJOR SKILLZ AT HYPNOTISM GUYZ GET NAKED Also made of fail.

His main AIM account: Nemesis Cypher

His backup AIM account: Vash the Sinful

His new AIM account: SilentMagicianEX

His Xbawx LIVE account: Nemesis Cypher

[edit] LATEST ASHURA FAIL

Apperantly,Ashura has been up to all sorts of fail lately look at this.

[Ashura/Iori YagamiFI'd own you all with my Ganondorf.]

[Ashura/Iori YagamiFI'm going to college for Business Administration. :/]


[FalseTrickFhe works on the corner of hollywoodvideo

Ashura/Iori YagamiFI work at GameStop as an Assistant Manager.

FalseTrickFOH WOW

Ashura/Iori YagamiFAnd I make $12 an hour.

FalseTrickFIM SO

FalseTrickFOMG IM SO FUCKING

FalseTrickFBLOWN AWAY

FalseTrickFguys hese the manager of a gamestop]

[Ashura/Iori YagamiFYou need both.

Ashura/Iori YagamiFOtherwise you amount to jack shit.]

Ryosinu‚c‚q‚fvFAsh: How's your parents house?

Ashura/Iori YagamiFI'm awesome.

[Ryosinu‚c‚q‚fvFHad to be said. Stfu.

Ashura/Iori YagamiFIt's nice. It has a wonderful hot tub that I helped built and use everynight.

Ashura/Iori YagamiF<3

Tixxy(DarkDevil)Fo.o

Tixxy(DarkDevil)FThe fuck..

Tixxy(DarkDevil)FAsh..

Tixxy(DarkDevil)FNo.

Tixxy(DarkDevil)FNo.

FalseTrickFdo you fuck the bubbleholes?]

[edit] BEST JOKE EVER

[Ashura/Iori YagamiFI have a job AND a life.]

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