Asia

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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A typical Asian Citizen.

Asia, the Orient, or just the plain old continent of Asia - is the ugly yet cleaner (and more intelligent) sister of Africa, while being Europe's fuckdoll, for the better half of their career ~~as a computer technician~~ in being the fucking awesome 1939 Germany mark two (FTW).

Asia is the home of the Azns also known as Gooks. They are good at math, keeping in line and have extremely bad skills at crossing roads. They tend to suck at driving as well, so all in all, logic dictates they are not travelling people. This is why the majority of Westerners are so confused when they see millions Chinese or Japanese tourists standind around each and every monument in a radius of five kilometres clicking buttons on their expensive Samsung Digital cameras (the likes of which won't be seen in Europe for another decade, due to current trading methods).

Asian Countries Include

Afghanistan
Cambodia
China
India
Iran
Iraq
Israel
Japan
Korea: North / South
Malaysia
Palestine
Philippines
Russia (well, the eastern part of it, anyway)
Singapore
Syria
Tajikistan
Thailand
Turkey (Not European, not ever. But in Germany, there are a lot of Turkish girls. Feel free to fuck them.)
Vietnam
Aiur

Characteristics

It is a well known fact that Asians are born with Squintitis, a terrible genetic disease that causes the eyes to become squinty and the penis to become smaller (or the terrible urge to love anything that's small except for penises for Asian women). Also much like AIDS, others can gain Squintitis via drinking any Asian's blood, however the effect does not work on Black people. However an Asian cannot become white or black by drinking another races blood (See: VTech)

The Land of Communism

There are more communist countries in Asia than any other continent in the world. China, Laos, North Korea, Cambodia, Vietnam, Myanmar, Mongolia, Nepal, and in the near future (if you take your cue from New Hampshire survivalists), all of the countries of Asia. These commie gooks are responsible for genocides, horrific and brutal torture, blatant human rights violations, unjust wars, unimaginably evil acts of animal cruelty, (such as cooking and skinning dogs and cats alive), and the utter and complete suppression of their citizens. These commie gooks and their evils/atrocities, will never be brought to justice for their crimes. It is simply something that nobody can do anything about.

Pastimes

Asians are renowned for their shoe-sewing skills, and are known to enjoy running people over, and eating rice. A common game played in Asia is called 'Find Waawdo' which is the same as find waldo in western countries, except far, far more difficult, seen as all asian people look exactly the same. Typical places featured in Find Waawdo include: shoe-sewing factories,

Human Trafficking

Asia is also emerged as the preferred source [by human traffickers] of young lolis for Pedophile Tourism and the source of women for trafficking into sex-dens/ brothels in the red-light districts of (insert whatever country and city) in the world. Partly because of the Internets, human traffickers are continuing to profit moar and moar.