Azn
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Not to be confused with Asians, Azns are spoiled human 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys.
While Azn might technically include peoples from the actual content of Asia, which is 90% caucasoid (white, middle eastern, indo-aryan, etc.), Azn actually refers to Mongoloids (scientific term), who most of which don't live in the continent, but nearby islands. The 90% non-mongoloids aren't Azns because they have only marginally contributed to the incidence of Hentai, Communism, Bukkake, various countless wars, and so on. India has, however, unleashed the menace of Bollywood upon the world and everyone there knows math, so watch the fuck out.
History
The disease known as AzN was brought to public attention the early 2000s with some gay rap song about Buddha.
It was shown that many Asian-American teenagers claim to be proud of their heritage (instant lulz, because their heritage is in no way their achievement), which basically consists of watching lots of anime (see Otaku), whining and bitching all the time about "crackas", listening to smash hit Hip hop, and eating with chopsticks to "look cultured".
These rats infest the core of our world, and the island in "Crysis".
Terrified of being considered "whitewashed", the AzN will instead pretend to be a nigga, a process facilitated by watching MTV rap videos but never actually talking to black people (this is because black people are poor, and AzNs hate the poor as much as they hate white people). They may even go as far as to killing them for their lulz, but making everyone else haet them.
In fact, as "American-ized" as they are, AzNs by and large never actually interact with anyone else other than fellow AzNs. This is why you often see them roaming malls in gangs of four or more, acting "gangsta" (in the case of the males), or giggling their heads off (usually over over-priced stationery, in the case of the females). If possible, always try to shoot them, for their pot smoking nigger wannabe asses are loathed even amongst other AZNs.
AzN Pryde also manifests itself in speaking in tongues, typically an incomprehensible stew of Engrish and whatever language they spoke back home. Most AzNs sound like this: (lol shut down), and they should probably just shut the fuck up.
Many American and Canadian AzNs pride themselves on speaking both English and their native tongue, but none of them have ever read a book in any language, including simple pictograms. It is not unfair to assume that they cannot read anything longer than acronyms such as BMW and TNA, which their parents buy them every day because they were born as gay fags.
This fact is reflective of another. Azns are also a unique paradox; despite the stereotype of nerdy Asian students, most Azns are complete retards. Proof of this can be found here
Asian Film
Typical Asian TV Show
Angry Asian Kid... With subtitles!
This azn wants to find out why he can't get a girl.
It is delicious eyeball. You must eat it!
Facts about Aznz
- It is a well known fact that the world is due for another Holocaust, and this time it will be against the Azns. However, unlike Hitlers campaign for lulz, 6 million deaths would barely make a dent in the Azn invazon. In addition the vast number of deaths would be remade by the Azn repopulating. The reason there are so fucking many of them, and that a Holocaust will have little effect on them is because they all have tiny dicks (even the women) - so small that they simply do not fit into condoms and since they ALL LOOK THE SAME they have absorutly no sense of beauty so even the fattest bitch could land a dumbass husband to rape daily. Thus there is absolutely no hope of putting a stop to the rapid growth of Azn populazn without a bigger, better and lulzier holocaust.
- Another well-known fact is that all male Azn's, with no exception, are all masters of Wu Shu, Kung Fu, TaeKwonDo, Karate, or all of the above, and could kick any honkey's arse. Providing they didn't leave their hammer at home, and that you do NOT mention their penis size. The only known defense is to take away their 20/200 prescription coke-bottle glasses, which renders them disoriented.
- At the moment the only form of contraception that Azn'z have is the fact that they are all so ugly, but apparently all Azns are immune to being hindered by ugliness, as well as the fact that their penis's are so tiny that they require very little blood to gain an erection - so the populazn will continue to grow unrelentingly until we find another gay brave emo to renew the lulz of the 1940's.
Asians like to make funny faces.
- Azns are easily spotted on the tubes for one very simple reason. All azn usernames will contain some fucktarded reference to their race. For example: VietBboi325, AzNThuG4real, S3xyFlipGrl201. Oddly enough more realistic references like NukeburnedNip and DogboilingGook22 go unused.
- Azns are extremely good at maths. Because of this, they score atleast 2,400 on the SAT and get into MIT's Engineering school. This fucking kills everyone else's grades, except for those of the Jews, who use their evil Jew powers and Jewish IQs to plot the downfall of human civilization on a daily basis. It's a well known fact that Azns are made up of prime numbers, general tso's chikins and rice.
- Azns tend to stay in packs, and sometimes they even live together in pagoda-like structures they call A Pah Mence. They usually do not feel comfortable living in places where you hear their native moonspeak everywhere. Examples include Bellaire High School, where the student population is overwhelmed with chinks, and their average GPA offsets the niggas and mexicans negative GPAs.
- Aznz favorite nonalcoholic beverage is bubble tea, similar to flavored ice tea with large black gelatin "pearls" or "bubbles" that have the appetizing texture of drying out eyeballs. Much laughter will ensue among Azn's if a non-Azn gets a bubble caught in their windpipe.
- If you mistake one kind of chink for another (i.e. nips, etc), drama ensues. PROTIP Make sure, after offended, you ask just what kind of chink they are
- Recent observations and studies of this species have concluded that t3h Azns love to use these emoticon things: ^_^ ^^ ^^; :3 ;D >_< >:O Beware. If you come in contact with someone on the internets using these emoticon things, they're most likely Azn. RUNZ0RZ!
- Because Azns are super conscious about their "public image", they love to edit this page repeatedly and trying reinforce "positive stereotypes" about azns.
How to make VTECH kick in yo
- Raise an azn to have unwarranted self importance and self diagnosed assburgers
- Never reveal total failure at life
- Give azn gun IRL
- ????
- Profit!
AZNS being trolls
AZN prank shows are serious bussines.
Azn being posers
A bunch of fucking nammers representing from the mean streets of Toronto, Canada decided to imitate 50 cent's G Unit, hilariously calling themselves V Unit. Please notice their hardcore driving 5 honda civics without passing the speed limit of 60km.
Some Azn from Texas who takes a white song, raps over it like a black to show how much pride Azn's have:
What happens when an Azn steals from a Nigger?
The Azn actually did it... the fat black kid took it back because the Azn was not a sumo.
typical azn lipsync to Vitas
How to spot an Azn
Males
Not as annoying as the female counterpart but is still worthy of deserving a kick to the balls if spotted:
- A small bump where the penis should be, that is their penis.
- Feminine body, with no body hair at all.
- Annoying pop or hiphop ringtone.
- Wearing socks with slippers.
- Plays lots of Starcraft and Warcraft III.
- If a hardcore azn, will love beating off to Neon Genesis Evangelion.
- Has a screen name with a relation to the show Naruto, also usually contains a derivative of "AZN".
- Claims to be "in da hood, brutha" (thus making them even more pathetic than wiggers).
- Has never been to da hood, and does not know where it is.
- On top of not knowing where da hood is, some don't even know the general directions to their homes because they have no sense of direction
- Most likely are Internet tough guys (usually to compensate for a stale eggroll).
- Riced out car. Usually painted an eye-gouging yellow to reflect his heritage.
- Hilarious attempt at a mustache.
- Sometimes stuff their underpants with a tootsie roll to make their penis look (at least) 4 times larger.
- Often seen wearing the ever popular "Got Rice?" t-shirt.
- Thick black winter jacket (usually North Face) worn in summertime to disguise his Gollum-esque body.
- Has posed for a group portrait at Glamor Shots with other AZN boys in matching nigga outfits (that often include fedoras), displaying gangsta hand signals.
- Has an exhaustive collection of X-Box, Nintendo, and Playstation games. Usually the latter.
- Good as footstools, as they are usually under 3 feet tall
- Horrible, horrible acne. They could be classified as new planets and moons, but they aren't celestial bodies.
- Armpits have a sour smell (can be sensed for up to 10 feet away).
- Hair is dyed a color other than black.
- Hair is usually cut short and the top is spiked with gel, and sometimes they are bald, to show how "hood" they are. Also see retarded and faggot.
- Likes to raid American MMO's with botting and gold farmers.
- Will give blowjobs on the first date.
- Never gets the fact that SHIT HAPPENS, and continues to bitch about the white man. Then they go and get McDonald's.
- They usually desire twinkies. "You are what you eat".
- Rarely you get an Asian that comes from somewhere near Asia, in example; Philippines, Japan, Australia, Russia, Christmas Island, India.
- Will always be seen with White Men
Females
- Annoying Pop or Hip-Hop ringtone.
- Hates Death Metal(unless they eat dogs)
- Posing on loli sites or working with Dateline NBC "to catch a predator" because they have the body of a 13_year_old_boy
- Has a Xanga page with journal colors that will blind anyone with non-slanty eyes to ensure an AzNs-only privacy level.
- Armpits have a sour smell (can be sensed for up to 10 feet away).
- Hair (see above)
- Has an "Everyone Loves an Asian Girl" shirt.
- Answers "eating" when asked about favorite hobby.
- Listens to
Linkin Parkevery pop artist and gay bands. - Has the hoop earrings and drawn-on eyebrows of a Mexican whore.
- Wears contacts of unnatural colors to make her look less inscrutable.
- Wears TNA or LuluLemon yoga outfits to make her look like she actually has an ass. Also known as false advertising.
- If on the Internets, she will be a camwhore, guaranteed.
- Overreacting(not as bad as emofags that overreact more.)
- Hilarious attempt at a mustache.
- Often seen with ricer boyfriends, whom they drain of money like the gold-digging leeches they are.
- Actually makes stereotypical "Valley-Girl Blonde" look smart by comparison.
- Enjoys scat.
- Usually has small tits and flat asses.
- Have sideways vagina. Sometimes with teeth.
- Has experience working as a "model" at a HIN show.
- Will give blowjobs on the first date.
- Bad snaggletooth. Any azn girl with decent teeth is uncalled for.
- Will always be seen with White Men(Sometimes they'll go with the black man)
- Stays thin via bulimia ("twice the taste, none of the calories"). Many japanese girls, however, do eat their vomit, however we can only assume why.
Even imdb reminds them of feet, and how they are definitely asking for it. Mortal Kombat character, moron
Where can I find those..."Azns"?
Azns are usually hanging out with the other azns at their houses because all azns know each other, no exceptions(See Incest) talking about how much they hate the niggers and jews . If not at each others' houses ,They can be found at the mall in the arcade rooms spending a day playing DDR with their retarded friends.This makes a fierce and bitter rivalry between the Azns and the Mall Goths.Since mall goths play DDR as much as Azns do,theres often territorial disputes between them resulting in massive lulz getting arrested by the mall cops so none of them will become an hero.Since azns love slurpees and drink too much coffee,they can be seen at Starbucks or any coffee shop sitting with their ricer boyfriends or white guys gold digging from them and buying crappucinos or any other shitty drink.
List of Cities Where Most Azns Live
- Atlanta
- Austin
- Boston
- Chicago
- Dallas
- Fort Worth
- Houston
- Los Angeles
- Minneapolis
- Nawlins
- New York City
- San Antonio
- San Francisco
- San Diego
- Seattle
- Toronto
- Hongcouver
- Windsor
Trolling An Azn
- Make sure to carry a gun when trolling IRL since all azns are ninjas.
- Tell all azns they're Chinese.(This will piss them off and make drama)
- Piss them off telling them "I'm Glad Japan Got Nuked".
- Tell them they look like retards.
- If they're cosplayers,say "America Does It Better"
- Remind them of their micropenis.
- Leave Comments on AZN pages saying"BROWN PRIDE!!, "BLACK PRIDE" works fine as well.
- Tell them why your penis is bigger than theirs
List of Azns
- Angry Asian man
- very_proud_to_be_an_asian (See Japanese Anime:1
- Trap-kun
- Tila Tequila
- Mrduckbear
- TheEvilBlueberryCouncil
- Ntg85 (Allegedly)
- Riboflavin
- Rockonlittleone
- Sailor Moon
- Tubgirl
- Eelgirl
- Nevada-tan
- Dog-shit-girl
- Biostudentgirl
- William Hung
- The guy who started the Moonies.
- Cho Seung Hui
- Don Henrie
- User:Loi fung su chi
- Darktrap
- You
- Kajitofuck
- Kevjumba
- Elson "Darkspeeds" Wong
See also
- Abigaille
- Angry Asian Man
- 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
- 80 year old Chinese man in panties
- Wapanese
- Hidoshi
- Kung Fu
- Asian fetish
- Shibari
- ChibiQ
- Single Asian Female a more serious take on:
- SAF comic (A comic about a stupid AZN bitch)
- Mrduckbear
- User:Loi fung su chi
- Domo-kun
- I LIEK MILK
Swords: The Azn's arch-nemesis
Azn Music
The stupid fucking song that started it all
It doesn't get any more hard-core than this!
flame war has now started in comments section, contains several AZN lolcows
Trolling them is simple and recommended for easy lulz
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