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Map of Asia

Asia is the home of the Azns. They are good at Starcraft or videogames.

and so on and so forth

1 Squintitis
2 The land of communism
3 Origin of the small penis
4 Girls Trafficking and Sex Dens
5 Famous Asians

[edit] Squintitis

It is a well known fact that Asians are born with Squintitis, a terrible genetic disease that causes the eyes to become squinty, the penis to become smaller (or the terible urge to love anything that's small except for penises for asian women), and the drawing and math skills to tenfold that of the average human. Also much like AIDS, others can gain Squintitis via drinking any asians blood, however the effect does not work on Black people. However an asian cannot become white or black by drinking another races blood (See: VTech)

[edit] The land of communism

There are more communist countries in Asia than any other continent in the world. China, Laos, North Korea, Cambodia, Vietnam, Burma, Mongolia, Nepal and soon all the countries of Asia. These commie gooks are responsible for genocides, horrific and brutal torture, blatant human rights violations, unjust wars, unimaginably evil acts of animal cruelty, (such as cooking and skinning dogs and cats alive), and the utter and complete suppression of their citizens. These commie gooks and their evils/atrocities, will never be brought to justice for their crimes. It is simply something that nobody can do anything about.

[edit] Origin of the small penis

At least 100 years ago asian men had normal sized penises. However due to Japan believing itself to be so great it bombed Pearl Harbor, just to piss off white people, seeing they had equal sized penises. But the azns had Alien technology and extremely great math skills. Because of this, white americans kidnapped german scientists and made them have Buttsecks until they created a weapon far better than any azn creation. After the scientists cummed all over each other, they created a bomb similar to the buttsecks by using Einstein's patented theory, E=MC², or Energy = Mass Cumming (squared), which was generating a large explosion (relating to the cumming) and a powerful shockwave equal to the effect of buttsecks on a microscopic scale. The white americans quickly hired two drunk irish men (because drunk Irish men are the only things able to become immortal) and had them drop the bombs on two cities in the Japan. The blasts were so huge that the radiation released from the blasts caused azns to see horrible by squinting their eyes, and causing the penises to shrink excessively (See above at Squintitis). In return for allowing them to keep their small penises, Japan has since then created hentai to allow lonely white men to jack off to fantasies of azn schoolgirls being raped by tentacles, and referencing America as the greatest country ever.

Also recently a survivor from the original blasts and not a descendant of Squintitis, Kin Jong Il (see Darth Vader) has gotten his hands on the formula for the bomb. However his plans were recently foiled from the death of his son, Cho Seung-Hui, and now he can't rule the galaxy "As father and son." However it is known that secretly Japan has been creating a giant testicle-shaped battlestation called the Deathticle to destroy America by using black men to generate their Supercum, but it's a known fact that since white men made Kentucky Fried Chicken, this will not happen for at least 100 years.

[edit] Girls Trafficking and Sex Dens

Asia is also emerged as the preferred source [by human traffickers] of young loli's for Pedophile Tourism and the source of women for trafficking into sex-dens/ brothels in the red-light districts of (insert whatever country and city) in the world. Simply because they aren't as low-priced, dirt-poor and dark as Africans. But they sure aren't as valued as much as white people by brothel customers unless they are weeaboo's seeking Japanese women on the internets. Human traffickers profit moar with white people and east asians and eurasians. See Racial Caste System

Also the media makes asians ~~look like they~~ have small penises to make white people feel better.