Asperger's syndrome/Conversation With an Asspie
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These are a list of rant, conversations, and quotes made by Asspies and their lovers. The best thing you can do for the LULZ is to go to the Youtube channel of each person and mention Tanja, how funny she is, and the butthurt comments they made.
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[edit] Conversation With an Asspie
[edit] Tatjana and Chip Whitley.
The conversation took place on Youtube between [| Tanja Koch] and an Asspie claiming eveyone with Asperger's Syndrome is superior to Neurotypicals. The last few transmissions are extremely long and a summery for them is being written as in addition.
Tanja
You asumed in the the comment that I posted that I was talking about a girl that goes around and has sex with every guy; basicly she is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn. In that case, than she would be made fun of weather or not she ever got pregnant. I am talking about a girl who either only has sex with one guy or who has been raped. Neither one of these girls is easy, but if they were preganant, they people would think that they were. This would be sad, espcially for the girl who got raped who had no control. Having an abortion would just be getting rid of an unwanted ball of multiplying cells. Getting rid of a fetus that does not have a concisness is like getting rid of an unwanted wart. A fetus is part of the woman just like the wart is, and therefore a woman can have both removed if they are unwanted. Part of freedom is allowing people to do what they want, and allowing people to do what they want with their bodies is part of freedom, which makes abortion freedom.
ChipWhitley274
That is the defenition of easy. If someone got pregnant with one guy she would not be considered easy.
Tanja
The fetus is still inside the woman and so she has a right to have an abortion. It is the same as if I climbed on top of your sholders, even though I am a part of you, you would still have a right to have me get off of you.
ChipWhitley274
Like I said before being made fun of is a sorry excuse for murder. Also the unborn baby is human and the mother is simply the life support so it is nothing like a wart because the baby is not actually apart of the mother (just attached).
Tanja
The text with the quotes around it was written by Chip and is being quoted back by Tatjana. "I'm sorry did you just try to insult me by calling me autistic? What a dark heart you have that you can claim that as a negative thing. Did you make fun of nerds in high school? Or are you in high school now? This further validates my point that you are desperate enough for a response that you would go for the insult instead of making an intelligent and mature point." I am trying to do my best to explain to you why it is that banning abortion is wrong. You really cross a line when you say or imply that a killing a girl is better than killing a fetus. I am telling you without getting upset why that idea is wrong, there really is somthing wrong with thinking that a fetus is more important than a girl. I tryed to limit any offensiveness when I said you are Autistic. "Do you feel that being inside a woman is somehow through a magic portal and not of this world? It is apart of this world just located in a specific place. That is like saying if you are in a house you are not apart of the world. I certainly feel that an innocent baby is more important than a murdering girl. As I have said before "You logic is warped if you are basing the importance of life on age and not actions committed." " I do not think that the vagina is in anyway a magic portal into the world. I know that until the fetus passes through it, the fetus is not born. I do not base life importance on age, but I view everyone equally. Even than, it really is wrong to think that an unborn fetus is more important than an existing person. "By the way, I have Asperger's which is on the autism spectrum but generally considered different than actual autism as it is similar (yet not the same) to High Functioning Autism. That was a good guess though. However I am very proud and happy to be an Aspie. In my opinion the benefits of AS outweighs the disadvantages (which actually can be corrected anyway). So I feel that I am better off than those of you who are Neuro typical." Being Autistic is definitly worse than being normal. Through experience I have learned that happiness does not come through Xbox or TV, but through social interaction. People that are Autistic have no ability to interact socialy and therefore end up being anti social and having other problems. It is Autistic people that are generally involved in anti social behaviors such as rape and murder. The boy who killed 30 people at Virginia Tech was Autistic. Maybe I could be wrong about some of this, it was Asspies that did some of the worst things to me. I try not to let that get in the way of allowing me to be objective though. I have this to say about abortion; a fetus is not yet a person, it develops into a person. A fetus becomes a person the same way a seed becomes a tree. Would you say that a seed is a tree?
ChipWhitley274
You really should not make any statements about things you don't understand... It just makes you look foolish and in this case a horrible person. If you are idiotic enough to generalize Aspie's lives as nothing but X-Box and TV I am embarrassed for you. "People that are Autistic have no ability to interact socially" That is only correct for LOW Functioning Autistics. Do you understand what High Functioning Autism means? It means we are able to more or less be normal. It is difficult to be social because HFA cannot learn social queues intuitively like the average person but they CAN learn them intellectually. I am confused because your total lack of heart in your mindless assumptions that those with Autism cannot be functional sounds like you are referring to the Fully Autistic which cannot speak and have to be cared for their whole lives, yet you refer to an ability to Play X-Box which would be difficulty unless they were HFA in which case if you were actually referring to HFA your comments would be blindly hateful. Now I am NOT considered Autistic because I have Asperger's. This is similar to HFA however a main difference is that Aspie's typically desire to be social when HFA typically don't. Because I had an initial difficult time with social interaction I had to learn it intellectually and I can guarantee you that I understand much more about social interaction than the average person could ever learn intuitively. They have never had a disadvantage so never realized they needed to "fix" anything. They are able to get along in life just fine but are not the best they can be. I however am much more socially competent then you or any of them have ever been and I have the ability to apply this knowledge so effectively I can talk to literally anyone and they will be entertained. I used to not be able to talk to girls and if I did I got no where and was just embarrassed. Now I can talk to any one of them I want no matter how attractive and have long talks where they do not want it to end and are disappointed when I have to go. I get about 80% of their numbers and have dated many. What Aspies naturally have that Neuro Typical people like yourself can never have is our extreme intelligence. I can learn more thoroughly and more completely any subject I am interested in then you could ever hope to. This means we get the most high paying engineering, mathematical, scientific, computing (hardware, software etc.) etc jobs in the world because we comprehend the complex and difficult areas with ease which requires no patients or willpower. With my natural intelligence and my new mastery of social interaction I am 100% sure that I am more satisfied and happy than you. As I said before I AM proud to be an Aspie because I am superior to you in every way and not just in some areas like it used to be. I would not trade my life for yours any day. I recommend reading about it before you embarrass yourself saying the most unintelligent nonsense that show you as the hateful fool you come off as.
Tanja
"You really should not make any statements about things you don't understand... It just makes you look foolish and in this case a horrible person. If you are idiotic enough to generalize Aspie's lives as nothing but X-Box and TV I am embarrassed for you." I understand Autism, I went to a camp where I met my boyfriend Willie, where there were many Asspies. He saw more of them than I did because the boys were mostly seperated from the girls, but I have seen what Asspies do. Also, you are not as intelligent as you claim because when I was talking about Xbox and TV I was saying that those things do not create happiness, it is social interaction that creates happiness. ""People that are Autistic have no ability to interact socially" That is only correct for LOW Functioning Autistics. Do you understand what High Functioning Autism means? It means we are able to more or less be normal. It is difficult to be social because HFA cannot learn social queues intuitively like the average person but they CAN learn them intellectually." I have read about Autism because I wanted to be educated about it before I made conclusions about Asspies based on my experiences. HF Asspies are more intelligent than LF Asspies, but neither are normal. I have seen HF Asspies in school and they are definitly not normal. They may be intelligent enough to learn that flapping their hands will make them a retard and therefore do not do it; but they still appear obviously Autistic. They still have the typical Asspie accent and no matter how much they learn about social interactions, they will still hold false beliefs about the world and still have an outburst once in a while. "I am confused because your total lack of heart in your mindless assumptions that those with Autism cannot be functional sounds like you are referring to the Fully Autistic which cannot speak and have to be cared for their whole lives, yet you refer to an ability to Play X-Box which would be difficulty unless they were HFA in which case if you were actually referring to HFA your comments would be blindly hateful." I do not understand what this says at all, more evidence that you are not as socially competent as you claim. I know that many Asspies are retarded, but not all of them are. I am not trying to say that they are all retarded. The only thing I said about Xbox is that it does not create happiness, social interaction creates happiness "Now I am NOT considered Autistic because I have Asperger's. This is similar to HFA however a main difference is that Aspie's typically desire to be social when HFA typically don't. Because I had an initial difficult time with social interaction I had to learn it intellectually and I can guarantee you that I understand much more about social interaction than the average person could ever learn intuitively. They have never had a disadvantage so never realized they needed to "fix" anything. They are able to get along in life just fine but are not the best they can be. I however am much more socially competent then you or any of them have ever been and I have the ability to apply this knowledge so effectively I can talk to literally anyone and they will be entertained. I used to not be able to talk to girls and if I did I got no where and was just embarrassed. Now I can talk to any one of them I want no matter how attractive and have long talks where they do not want it to end and are disappointed when I have to go. I get about 80% of their numbers and have dated many." You have learned to do the simple instinctive things involved with social interaction. Everyone else who is normal who already knows how to interact with normal people interact better with each other because they do not perfectly know every social rule and so they have moar randomness which is less boring. since you have memorized every social rule, you apply them strictly and have truble breaking away effectivly. The effect is boring repitition which many Asspies have. I would not even consider being with you even if you were the last man on Earth; if I did, I would be a pedofile, LULZ. The only reason why girls want to talk to you at all is because they can tell that you are an Asspie and they want to try to make you feel normal, or sometimes girls like to tease Asspies and pretend to be intrested in them. This is what is happening to you. How long is the longest time you had a girlfrind? I have experience with talking to Asspies, when I first came to the United States, a boy with HFA or what ever the more normal Asspies are called began talking to me. I wanted to be nice and pretend that I did not care that he was messed up, and soon we started to be in a relationship until he harmed me. Now I know not to pretend to like Asspies if one ever talks to me again. "What Aspies naturally have that Neuro Typical people like yourself can never have is our extreme intelligence. I can learn more thoroughly and more completely then you could ever hope to. This means we get the best jobs in the world because we comprehend the complex and difficult areas with ease which requires no patients or willpower." You are very wrong. Normal people can have high intellience. Not Asspies, they are mentally retarded or have normal intelligence and severe learning disabilities. You do not get to have any good jobs because of your social disabilities. This was told to me by (ElectricShark) who is an Asspie. I also already knew it. "With my natural intelligence and my new mastery of social interaction I am 100% sure that I am more satisfied and happy than you. As I said before I AM proud to be an Aspie because I am superior to you in every way and not just in some areas like it used to be. I would not trade my life for yours any day." You are in extreme denile if you think that you interact well with other people and are glad to be an Asspie. Being an Asspie is hell and you are not superior to normal people. You can ask (ElectricShark). I would rather not be born than be Autistic....
ChipWhitley274
"it is social interaction that creates happiness" You were implying that Aspies do things like watch TV or play X-Box instead of interacting socially. I know this because you sandwiched this statement between: "Being Autistic is definitly worse than being normal.", and "People that are Autistic have no ability to interact socialy and therefore end up being anti social and having other problems." It is clear you were not making a general statement but indicating this is what Aspies do, so do not try to back peddal. "I do not understand what this says at all, more evidence that you are not as socially competent as you claim." I am not deliberately using my social skills on you. Because I am conscious of how to behave (instead of unconscious like the average person) I have the ability to use it if I so desire or not if it is of no benefit to me at the time. I am not even attempting it on you because I have no need of you to like me as you are clearly a horrible person. In ANY case my SOCIAL skills have nothing to do with my grammatical skills which are excellent, so your lack of understanding actually displays YOUR ignorance of the English language. Also this further makes you seem foolish: "I know that many Asspies are retarded". If a person is retarded they do not have AS, they are simply retarded which is completely different. Do you even know what retarded is? Aspies have above averages IQs so by definition if someone has an IQ of only 80 then they do not have AS. I never said that Aspies are not obvious when they have not taken steps to change. You would not recognize them if they had proper social therapy, and social training. I used to have these issues but no one can differentiate me from any other average person except that I am actually more successful socially than they are by default. "I have read about Autism because I wanted to be educated" I don't believe this statement. If this were true you would not be making such grossly uneducated statements about them. If you actually have been reading about it I would recommend working on your reading comprehension or keep researching. Remember you actually have to keep different subjects separate in your mind otherwise you confuse different issues with each other which you so clearly have. It is clear that you do not understand the differences between a retarded person, an Aspie, Autistic, HFA, because you mix them up and generalized them as if they are not completely different which they are. By the way my intelligence has been officially tested. Every test I have had thrown at me has passed at extremely high above average. This has been achieved with NO studying or effort. Then I had my IQ tested several times and it is at 130 while the average person is around 95-110. I have also utilized my intelligence in real interactions and typically have not been bested. Also my social interactions have been proved by results. As I mentioned I used to be like all the other socially awkward Aspies and now people only know if I tell them. I have as much success as I desire with both making friends and establishing relationships with women. This is no fluke or a few lucky numbers. I have about a 90% success rate with anyone I choose to interact with to make friends, of those successful interactions I have a pretty high success of getting numbers, or actually arranging a future date right then and there. In some cases where AS is more sever there may be some who may not have as much success as I have that is understandable because not everyone is the same (as you seen to think). I cannot make sweeping generalizations about a type of people like you have, I would recommend that you not be so close minded with you assumptions. However my opinion of MY specific interactions and experiences are in fact positive, and I AM very happy, because my success is real and not some illusion. I get to be far more socially competent than most, and I am far more intelligent so I get the best of both worlds. I pity you because unfortunately you cannot learn how to have a high IQ, so you can only comprehend so much no matter how much effort you put into it and this is all despite your natural average social skills, if you have any because (though I do not expect you to display it) I have yet to see your good side as well. Are you also not using your social skills when you interact with me? I hope it is deliberate otherwise you are worse off than I ever was. "You have learned to do the simple instinctive things involved with social interaction. Everyone else who is normal who already knows how to interact with normal people interact better with each other because they do not perfectly know every social rule and so they have moar randomness which is less boring." That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. First I have learned BOTH the simple instinctive things AND the complex as well which the average person never knows to learn. They do not interact better because this simply makes it so they are both successful AND makes the mistakes. The definition of better would be the one with fewer mistakes. So in fact they are interacting WORSE. DO you understand English, maybe your lack of comprehension is not the general inability to comprehend but that you are having difficulty understanding what words mean. I have mastered the art of being interesting so I doubt that being more skilled makes things less boring. "if I did, I would be a pedofil" This is only relevant to ACTUAL age not how old one acts. "The only reason why girls want to talk to you at all is because they can tell that you are an Asspie and they want to try to make you feel normal." Really? Then why did they shun me BEFORE I applied my new knowledge. Why is it that I actually go out with them, instead of them giving me a pity number and then ignoring them? Why is it that I have slept with many of them? Is this all sympathy? I have dated some for around 2 years. One in particular was just over 3 years. "Now I know not to pretend to like Asspies if one ever talks to me again." I am surprised that you did not simply make this sweeping assumption to all men, and become a lesbian. Because that is just as logical as this statement. I do not understand how you can have an experience with one Aspie and then assume they are all that way like they are animals. There are normal people that are violent and there are Many Aspies that are not. You are about the most assuming judgmental person I have heard of. Are you also racist because you had a bad interaction with an Asian or African American? I said Neuro TYPICAL, that is another word for AVERAGE. Do I have to keep educating you on word meanings? Neuro TYPICALS generally also have an average IQ which means by definition they are not as intelligent. Our IQs only vary about 5 points from birth (unless there has been damage to the brain) so a normal person cannot change their IQ. Again Aspies CANNOT be retarded otherwise they are by definition something other than an Aspie. A high IQ is one prerequisite of having AS. It seems you have actually NOT read a thing about Aspies or you are confusing AS with something else. It is difficult to get NORMAL jobs but we are very successful at the complicated jobs that people like you do not have the mental capacity to do, and thus are paid more so are more successful. Again go ahead and actually try to read about AS then come back to me as if you know anything. Is ElectricShark your source for all your information? Please actually do some real research. ElectricShark sounds like he has given up on himself (which can happen) and is just trying to claim that all others with AS are in the same boat as he is. It seems HE is in denial and does not want to admit that others are actually happy because they actually did something to improve themselves. Though this is not the case even if I were blind and fooled that people are only interacting with me out of pity I am perceiving it as kindness and thus happy because I am enjoying it. I could be in denial about how they see me and treat me but I am not making up how I feel. You cannot tell me what my emotions are giving me. Why would I need to ask ElectricShark? I have AS so I do not need to consult someone as if they are some authority on how all Aspies are. He clearly has a bleak outlook and is too lazy to improve his situation so is making general negative and inaccurate generalizations like you. Also I DO not other Aspies, some are unhappy but Most ARE happy. I would hate to be born as unintelligent as you. I mean you cannot change your low IQ so are stuck with your problem. My problem was difficult to overcome but HAS been overcome so I AM superior to you. Everything you say smacks of a Hate Crime waiting to happen. Please see a therapist about your pent up detest for those who are different than you.
Tanja
"You were implying that Aspies do things like watch TV or play X-Box instead of interacting socially. I know this because you sandwiched this statement between:" Yes they do, they need something to do if they cannot interact socially. "I am not deliberately using my social skills on you. Because I am conscious of how to behave (instead of unconscious like the average person) I have the ability to use it if I so desire or not if it is of no benefit to me at the time. I am not even attempting it on you because I have no need of you to like me as you are clearly a horrible person. In ANY case my SOCIAL skills have nothing to do with my grammatical skills which are excellent, so your lack of understanding actually displays YOUR ignorance of the English language. Also this further makes you seem foolish: "I know that many Asspies are retarded". If a person is retarded they do not have AS, they are simply retarded which is completely different. Do you even know what retarded is? Aspies have above averages IQs so by definition if someone has an IQ of only 80 then they do not have AS." If you really can't figure it out from my name, I'm German, which is why I have difficulty with the English language. Although I think you just made no sense because you're Autistic. I have seen Asspies and my boyfriend Willie has seen them, and they are definitely retarded. He knows about Autism and he also said the people we saw were Autistic. I even researched Autism to make sure we were both right. Other people I talk to confirm this. You are alone with this belief; there is no doubt that I am right. "I never said that Aspies are not obvious when they have not taken steps to change. You would not recognize them if they had proper social therapy, and social training. I used to have these issues but no one can differentiate me from any other average person except that I am actually more successful socially than they are by default." I agree that Asspies are obvious if they have not had any social training, but they can still appear Autistic and are just less obvious. I know because I have seen people that have Autism that are both trained and untrained. The trained Asspies do not do things like masturbate in public, but they still have their Autistic accent, some of their repetitive movements, their blank stare, and they also will often appear robotic or shy. "I don't believe this statement. If this were true you would not be making such grossly uneducated statements about them. If you actually have been reading about it I would recommend working on your reading comprehension or keep researching. Remember you actually have to keep different subjects separate in your mind otherwise you confuse different issues with each other which you so clearly have. It is clear that you do not understand the differences between a retarded person, an Aspie, Autistic, HFA, because you mix them up and generalized them as if they are not completely different which they are." I have confused all of those different terms, but I have done research and understood what I read. The only parts I did not understand were the psycho doctor words that I would still be a virgin if I understood. I understood all of the important things to understanding Autism well enough. There is really not much difference in the appearance of retarded person, an Aspie, Autistic, and an HFA; they all appear as people who make repetitive movements and masturbate in public. There are differences between them, and I had a small understanding of this when I learned about Asspies, but what is important is that they all appear the same way and are different labels for each form of the disease. I know this because all these terms refer to Asperger spectrum disorders which is a disease, and Willie, my parents, my sister Alke, and my friend Wilhelmina all agree that this is correct. "By the way my intelligence has been officially tested. Every test I have had thrown at me has passed at extremely high above average. This has been achieved with NO studying or effort. Then I had my IQ tested several times and it is at 130 while the average person is around 95-110. I have also utilized my intelligence in real interactions and typically have not been bested." There is no way that anyone could score high on every test, it is possible to do well on most tests but not every test. It only hurts you to exaggerate. You clearly do not understand the idea that people are not supposed to take IQ results extremely seriously. Even though you may have a high IQ, that does not mean that you are good at social interaction. IQ has nothing to do with social interaction other than the fact that a retard will say stupid things that will hurt their ability to interact socially. The only way IQ is important to social interaction is to have at least average intelligence. People with higher intelligence are bookish wimps that stay in their houses by themselves trying to figure out a sub atomic particle works, which is useless for interacting with people. "Also my social interactions have been proved by results. As I mentioned I used to be like all the other socially awkward Aspies and now people only know if I tell them. I have as much success as I desire with both making friends and establishing relationships with women. This is no fluke or a few lucky numbers. I have about a 90% success rate with anyone I choose to interact with to make friends, of those successful interactions I have a pretty high success of getting numbers, or actually arranging a future date right then and there." As an Asspie you have trouble with social interaction and appear retarded. The only reason why people do not know that you have Autism unless you tell them is because when they see you they see you a generic retard and do not think if maybe that retardation is caused by Autism. The only reason why anyone who you talk to decides to be your friend or go out with you is because they are unaware of how dangerous Asspies are and so they decide to be with you because they think they are doing the right thing even though they are putting their safety at risk. "In some cases where AS is more sever there may be some who may not have as much success as I have that is understandable because not everyone is the same (as you seen to think). I cannot make sweeping generalizations about a type of people like you have, I would recommend that you not be so close minded with you assumptions. However my opinion of MY specific interactions and experiences are in fact positive, and I AM very happy, because my success is real and not some illusion. I get to be far more socially competent than most, and I am far more intelligent so I get the best of both worlds. I pity you because unfortunately you cannot learn how to have a high IQ, so you can only comprehend so much no matter how much effort you put into it and this is all despite your natural average social skills, if you have any because (though I do not expect you to display it) I have yet to see your good side as well. Are you also not using your social skills when you interact with me? I hope it is deliberate otherwise you are worse off than I ever was." You are living in a fantasy world that you have created to make your existence easier for you. Many Asspies do this because they are so upset about being retarded and unable to have relationships with other people. You do not have social skills except in the fantasy world that you have created to have a warm fuzzy feeling. I have not made generalizations about Asspies, I have stated the behaviors that they commonly express. I have not been closed minded about Asspies because I did research with Willie about Autism to avoid having any prejudices as a result of false knowledge. My interactions are positive because they are real and make me happier than you with your fantasies. I am just as intelligent as average people because I am normal unlike you and so I have more friends. You say you pity me because I have a low IQ and cannot learn to be more intelligent? I have had IQ tests, everyone in my family has, and I know that I am 104 which is average. I also continue to learn more things without crossing the line into bookishness. My sister is smarter than me, probably the same IQ as you claim to have, but I am alright with that because I am average and there is no need to be first but just not last. She is also two years older than me and she is still a virgin. I can comprehend a vast number of things. I do well in school and Willie, my sister Alke, my father, and Wilhemina all tell me how well I understand things. Sometimes when my friends do not understand something, they ask me. I do not care about using proper social skills now because I unlike you are not so insecure that I have to prove that I am not an Asspie. "That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. First I have learned BOTH the simple instinctive things AND the complex as well which the average person never knows to learn. They do not interact better because this simply makes it so they are both successful AND makes the mistakes. The definition of better would be the one with fewer mistakes. So in fact they are interacting WORSE. DO you understand English, maybe your lack of comprehension is not the general inability to comprehend but that you are having difficulty understanding what words mean. I have mastered the art of being interesting so I doubt that being more skilled makes things less boring. " You are definitely a retarded Asspie because you have failed to understand how imperfection and inconsistency create randomness that is good for people that are normal. If the two people do not understand every social rule, they will make mistakes and would be interacting worse, except those mistakes create randomness which is good and interesting and cancels out the fact that they are not perfect, so the are interacting better. My friends would understand this if I explained it to them, but you do not because you are an Asspie and cannot handle any randomness. Whenever anything unplanned happens, you feel terrible and begin to freak out, so you try to have a constant schedule where you do exactly the same thing everyday. "Really? Then why did they shun me BEFORE I applied my new knowledge. Why is it that I actually go out with them, instead of them giving me a pity number and then ignoring them? Why is it that I have slept with many of them? Is this all sympathy? I have dated some for around 2 years. One in particular was just over 3 years." They stayed away from you because you looked even more Autistic than you do now, and the girls than were smarter and realized they should stay away from you because you are a dangerous sick fuck Asspie who literally eats his shit and masturbates in class to freshmen that happen to walk into the room. I know this because I was foolish and went out with an Asspie, and than he raped me and tried to kill me. There is a reason why nearly every country used to sterilize Asspies, to prevent them from being the sick fucks that their terribly messed minds cause them to be. Maybe you appear less, but still Autistic and the girls that you meet are foolish like I used to be. "I am surprised that you did not simply make this sweeping assumption to all men, and become a lesbian. Because that is just as logical as this statement. I do not understand how you can have an experience with one Aspie and then assume they are all that way like they are animals. There are normal people that are violent and there are Many Aspies that are not. You are about the most assuming judgmental person I have heard of. Are you also racist because you had a bad interaction with an Asian or African American?" You are very foolish to be surprised that I did not think that all men are rapists. Men do not have problems (other than being men, but that is unrelated. LULZ!) unlike Asspies. There is actually basis for stating that Asspies are perverts, and I have had bad experiences with more than one Asspie, and even did research and confirmed that the things that Asspies did to me are related to Autism. I am not judging Asspies based on one experience I was raped. I went to a summer camp where I was sexually harassed by Asspies. Than I saw Asspies doing things like masturbating in class and sexually harassing me in school. I did research with my father and a few of my friends, and there are several perverted behaviors that were related to Autism. No, I am not racist because of bad experiences with Asians and black people because there is nothing about being Asian or black that causes sick and perverted behavior. "I said Neuro TYPICAL, that is another word for AVERAGE. Do I have to keep educating you on word meanings? Neuro TYPICALS generally also have an average IQ which means by definition they are not as intelligent. Our IQs only vary about 5 points from birth (unless there has been damage to the brain) so a normal person cannot change their IQ." I know what neurotypical means. I'm not retarded unlike you. I know it is average and so we have normal IQs unlike you. Because we have average intelligence, we are all smarter than you. I have no idea why you wrote this paragraph. "Again Aspies CANNOT be retarded otherwise they are by definition something other than an Aspie. A high IQ is one prerequisite of having AS. It seems you have actually NOT read a thing about Aspies or you are confusing AS with something else. It is difficult to get NORMAL jobs but we are very successful at the complicated jobs that people like you do not have the mental capacity to do, and thus are paid more so are more successful. Again go ahead and actually try to read about AS then come back to me as if you know anything." Asspies are retarded and they have behaviors that give them the retard label, which is important because social appearance is important. You would not know that because you are an Asspie. Also, Asspies are retarded because there are many retards that have Autism. A characteristic of Autism is nit picking the difference between an Autie and an Asspie. You are wrong and trying to continue living in your fantasy world and the comfort of your hugbox. Asspies definitely do not have good jobs because no one is going to trust an Asspie with anything important. You can stop telling me about how you are going to have a better job and make more money than me because even if you were, I don't need a job because I'm a girl and I have a boyfriend and when we grow up he will work and I will do all the other important jobs that need to be done. Also, having a child with Autism would be such a burden on getting my work done that I would have it placed in a mental hospital so that I would be able to take care of my other children and no one in my family would have to deal with a boy masturbating into the VCR. Your thing about having a better job everyone else is just another way to live in your fantasy world. "Is ElectricShark your source for all your information? Please actually do some real research. ElectricShark sounds like he has given up on himself (which can happen) and is just trying to claim that all others with AS are in the same boat as he is. It seems HE is in denial and does not want to admit that others are actually happy because they actually did something to improve themselves." No, she is not my only source of information. Listen to me and know that I have information from my friends and my family. She actually is not Autistic and just has been mistaken for being Autistic when she was five. Did you actually talk to her? She is not Autistic and so she definitely could not have given up on herself. She does not talk like an idiot either, so I believe more of what she says. "Though this is not the case even if I were blind and fooled that people are only interacting with me out of pity I am perceiving it as kindness and thus happy because I am enjoying it. I could be in denial about how they see me and treat me but I am not making up how I feel. You cannot tell me what my emotions are giving me. Why would I need to ask ElectricShark? I have AS so I do not need to consult someone as if they are some authority on how all Aspies are. He clearly has a bleak outlook and is too lazy to improve his situation so is making general negative and inaccurate generalizations like you. Also I DO not other Aspies, some are unhappy but Most ARE happy." You clearly are wrong about why people are interacting with you. They are only interacting with you out of pity, but if that makes you happy than I will not tell you how you feel. Except that I am sure it is not how you feel and it is part of your fantasy world to make yourself feel good. Asspies are suffering because they cannot interact with other people. I would rather be dead than Autistic. "I would hate to be born as unintelligent as you. I mean you cannot change your low IQ so are stuck with your problem. My problem was difficult to overcome but HAS been overcome so I AM superior to you. Everything you say smacks of a Hate Crime waiting to happen. Please see a therapist about your pent up detest for those who are different than you." Again you are wrong because I have a perfectly normal IQ, it is 104. I cannot change my IQ, but I have no reason to want to because it is normal. I have a very logical and down to Earth personality, it is one of the things that makes me so attractive; people have also told me this so it's not just me. You could never be superior to me because you are Autistic and are trapped by your repulsive nature. Why would I commit a crime against an Autistic person? The only crime involving me and Autism was when I was raped because Asspies are sick fucks and the government should continue to pass laws about sterilizing them to protect innocent people like me. I would never commit a crime against an Autistic person because I am normal, it would be wrong, and I don't hurt other people unlike Asspies in the past who have thought that I am some play toy with no feelings set down on the Earth for them. You are the one who needs to see a therapist for your extreme denial. I have already talked to the people who love and care about me about how I feel after I was raped, and than again when I went back to Germany for two weeks a few months after.
ChipWhitley274
"I have seen Asspies and my boyfriend Willie has seen them, and they are definitely retarded. He knows about Autism and he also said the people we saw were Autistic. I even researched Autism to make sure we were both right. Other people I talk to confirm this. You are alone with this belief; there is no doubt that I am right." I am basing my information off of medical facts not random experiences with people that are retarded that you think are Asspies, or are Asspies and you are to unintelligent to discern the difference between someone who is retarded and who is highly intelligent. Again DO you even know what retarded is? It means the have an IQ in the 80's range while if you have AS you hare in the 120 -- 180 range so by medical FACT you are NOT correct. Also I am not talking about low or high functioning Autistics I am talking about Asperger's which is different. Again I suspect this is why you think you know about Asperger's when you in fact do not. I have it, I have STUDDIED it extensively, I have been to therapists, and counselors to confirm this. "I'm German, which is why I have difficulty with the English language". Okay that clarifies that you simply do not fully understand English. Again if you DID know anything about AS then you would know our difficulties lie in social interaction NOT grammar. Asspies are typically very superior with grammar, reading, writing, and comprehension than any normal person. This has been confirmed for me based on my YEARS of testing. So all your misunderstanding is because of your lack of English proficiency. "I agree that Asspies are obvious if they have not had any social training, but they can still appear Autistic and are just less obvious. I know because I have seen people that have Autism that are both trained and untrained." AGAIN you are confusing Autistics with Asspies which are very different. So your above comment is irrelevant and needs no rebuttal. "but they still have their Autistic accent, some of their repetitive movements, their blank stare, and they also will often appear robotic or shy." Irrelevant based on your lack of understanding. "I understood all of the important things to understanding Autism well enough. There is really not much difference in the appearance of retarded person, an Aspie, Autistic, and an HFA; they all appear as people who make repetitive movements and masturbate in public." Apparently do you NOT understand any of them at all because again you are making general confusions between very different issues. So much so that almost this entire part one response you gave is completely irrelevant and not worthy of response. When and if you make a true statement about AS (instead of grossly confusing the issue) we can have a conversation in which I can respond. "but what is important is that they all appear the same way and are different labels for each form of the disease" I will say however that AS is no disease and the REASON they are labeled differently is because they are SIGNIFICANTLY different in behavior, mannerisms, and mental state otherwise they would not make the distinction. Also the IMPORTANT things are usually the little things that people who are ignorant of the syndromes (such as yourself) would not understand so cannot intelligently comprehend them. "There is no way that anyone could score high on every test, it is possible to do well on most tests but not every test. It only hurts you to exaggerate. You clearly do not understand the idea that people are not supposed to take IQ results extremely seriously. Even though you may have a high IQ, that does not mean that you are good at social interaction. IQ has nothing to do with social interaction other than the fact that a retard will say stupid things that will hurt their ability to interact socially. The only way IQ is important to social interaction is to have at least average intelligence" First I stated "Every test I have had thrown at me", not every test in existence. And it is no exaggeration. You are simply make yourself feel better by claming I have exaggerated. Also apparently you do not understand IQ testing either because they are very accurate and determine things (that you are trying to ignore) such as if a person is retarded or not. It is not some dumb test a random kid made up this is medically sound testing (not referring to online IQ quizzes). You are correct that a high IQ does not imbue one with social skills HOWEVER it DOES give me the ability to learn how to a lot easier than others can. THAT is my entire point. YOU are stuck with a low IQ so cannot learn as quickly or completely as I can. The only advantage those with average IQ's intelligence have is a more natural ability to learn social interaction (everyone has to lean it). I overcome this by learning all they do and more because I now know I have to learn it intelligently as opposed to instinctively. So now I have the best of both worlds and even more. "The only way IQ is important to social interaction is to have at least average intelligence." This just contradicts itself and shows that you have no understanding of IQ "People with higher intelligence are bookish wimps that stay in their houses by themselves trying to figure out a sub atomic particle works, which is useless for interacting with people." Generalizations such as this just show you have no ability to make an intelligent point. SOME may do this and many do not and having ANY kind of scientific label does not force you to behave a certain will. We do have free will and many choose to overcome their obstacles by doing things to improve their social interaction and many times make their social skills more superior to the average person. As an Asspie you have trouble with social interaction and appear retarded. The only reason why people do not know that you have Autism unless you tell them is because when they see you they see you a generic retard and do not think if maybe that retardation is caused by Autism. The only reason why anyone who you talk to decides to be your friend or go out with you is because they are unaware of how dangerous Asspies are and so they decide to be with you because they think they are doing the right thing even though they are putting their safety at risk. This is the most bigoted statement. Those with AS are RARLEY dangerous. It is certainly NOT common understanding that they are because they society rightly understands that we are NOT dangerous. Again I suspect you are CONFUSING AS with another syndrome. So your claim that this is why they are reacting this way is foolish. Also women can always give me a fake number or never answer when I call and because I would probably never see them again there is no danger (even if they were as ignorant as you thinking I was a danger) so there is NO motive that you have given that would explain why THEY choose to continue the relationship. If I was so dangerous that it was obvious to everyone around me that they would have to do as I say, those people would at some point report me to the police and I would be institutionalized. I would not have made it through ANY level of schooling if I were as dangerous as you claim. You are grasping for straws because you do not have a valid intelligent point so instead you make the most ignorant uninformed bigoted statements because you are scrambling to justify you previous idiocy. "I did research with Willie about Autism to avoid having any prejudices as a result of false knowledge" You have done nothing but make uneducated (clearly un researched) prejudiced and bigoted blanket generalizations and if you don't think so go ahead and reread everything you have written. AGAIN you have not done proper research because the subject is Asperger's NOT Autism you fool. I have made this point clear over and over but in you blindly drive forward with the sole purpose to spread your ignorant hate. "I am average and there is no need to be first but just not last." Wow shoot for the moon. I am in awe of your ambitions. Being okay with average just means you are too insecure to stand out and make a difference in both the world and your own life. You are that guy who tries his hardest to blend in with the crowed because they are uncomfortable with too much attention. I highly doubt that a person with your frame of mind would possible have more (legitimate) friends than I do. "I do well in school and Willie, my sister Alke, my father, and Wilhemina all tell me how well I understand things." Lol ohh that is funny. Thank you I had a good laugh. THAT is your basis for your intelligence level? Everyone knows (except apparently you) that parents and family ALWAYS lie about that. They do not want to insult you or discourage you. I don't know if you are familiar with the Television Show American Idol but there are THOUSANDS of kids that try out for it and they TRULY believe that they are excellent singers, why? Because that is what their families have always told them so they don't hurt their feelings. Those kids end up being so embarrassed because they are rejected (sometimes on national TV) because this time they are told how HORRIBLE they actually sing and they had no clue. I base my information on actual results. Results from strangers who do no owe me ANYTHING. I base my information off of legitimate tests to show my REAL understanding. I have mentioned this already but your "me being dangerous" theory makes no sense for several reasons. First I had been rejected MANY times before I leaned to change. I never reacted violently and they had no problem with rejecting me and these were people in my school who knew I was different and would have given me all that sympathy you claim they would have. I started to learn what I needed to do and practiced in real public places and STILL got rejected because people had NO problem doing so. Again I was never violent. I NEVER got any sympathy results for months during this time. But then I got better and got some success. Now I have successful results with the MAJORITY of the people I interact with. How can you explain that? Were all my sympathy votes just hiding in the shadows waiting to all come out at once? Please I hope you can do better than that. "I unlike you are not so insecure that I have to prove that I am not an Asspie." You are insecure enough to blend in because you are too afraid to stand out. By the way if you have not already figured it out (though you want me to be) I am NOT ashamed of being an Asspie. I tell everyone, and I always have to tell people because they could never tell otherwise. I am proud to be better than you in every way. sick fuck Asspie who literally eats his shit and masturbates in class to freshmen that happen to walk into the room. Wow, I feel sorry for you... One you either really believe this and have the most distorted and dark take on reality. Or Two you realize you do not make sense and are acting out because I have outsmarted you. "I know this because I was foolish and went out with an Asspie, and than he raped me and tried to kill me." Wow, now you resort to lies to make a point and dig yourself out of the hole you dug. "There is a reason why nearly every country used to sterilize Asspies" \ Oh good now you are just making random stuff up. How about coming back down to earth and saying stuff that is real and truthful "No, I am not racist because of bad experiences with Asians and black people because there is nothing about being Asian or black that causes sick and perverted behavior." Neither does AS. Also another indicator you are not actually talking about those with AS is the frequency you have encountered them. They are very few so you would not be able to go to camp and BAM there are many of them around. The only way that would happen would be is if it was a camp specifically for those with AS which means you would not have been there. OR you STILL don't know what AS is and are mistaking it for something else. Also if it were a camp with retarded people (and not those with AS like you claim) there STILL would not be an abundance of them in a normal camp so if what you say is true then it must have been a specialty camp for those who are retarded and if you attended that camp this means YOU are retarded. I personally think you are lying to make a point. You do seem VERY unintelligent but probably not retarded. "I know what neurotypical means. I'm not retarded unlike you. I know it is average and so we have normal IQs unlike you. Because we have average intelligence, we are all smarter than you. I have no idea why you wrote this paragraph." We are by medical DEFENITOION smarter than you because you have an IQ of 95 -110 while those with AS have IQ's of 120 -- 180. I would not have to teach YOU word meanings if I was the retarded one. You apparently do not understand what neurotypical means when you say things that contradict it. "I'm a girl and I have a boyfriend and when we grow up he will work" Wow sorry I didn't know you country was still in the dark ages when women "had their place" and did not have the ability to get a job and make money. Does you country also not educate the women because they are not going to be of any real use? Because everything you say smacks of idiocy. I am surprised they taught you English. "Your thing about having a better job everyone else is just another way to live in your fantasy world." Well because you are an uneducated girl who would not be trusted with a job in your country I can say I have ALREADY gotten a better job than you. I make $11 per hour (minimum wage is $7.50 here) and they actually have me travel all over the country to do my job. When I work in Hawaii I actually make $22 per hour (plus my company pays all my living expenses). So it seems am doing much better than you. "No, she is not my only source of information. Listen to me and know that I have information from my friends and my family. She actually is not Autistic and just has been mistaken for being Autistic when she was five. Did you actually talk to her? She is not Autistic and so she definitely could not have given up on herself. She does not talk like an idiot either, so I believe more of what she says." Woah! Your friends and family again! We all know how reliable their information can be. I can't believe you came back with that as if you somehow shut me up. That just makes you look even more idiotic because you are getting your feeble information form people who clearly are not professionals or even knowledgeable about these things. By the way the randomness in conversation just makes for awkward silent moments that most people would rather avoid but I guess you are the exception. It certainly does not make things more interesting just different. Interesting is the subject matter and the way it is executed. I could go on an on about physics to you and if I make random mistakes that would not make me interesting. It is astounding that you cannot comprehend this fact. "people have also told me this so it's not just me." Are these those "all knowing" friends and family that you speak of. Lol oh you make me laugh. What are you 7 years old? How about growing up and realizing your parents are not an authority on all things, or that they are Heroes. They are normal people and (based on the information they have provided you) they don't sound too smart either. You should have an intervention and demand everyone in your family (as well as your friends) go back to school and do some real research. And maybe you can get a real job and contribute to your archaic society. Maybe one day you women will be considered equal.
Tanja
I am going to change what I am saying now because before I was putting little effort into what I was saying and not caring weather or not I was giving the effect I wanted. I was talking about Autism before and not Assburgers syndrome which is why I was talking about retardation. I was also using the world Asspie because it is easier than writing Autistic Person. I am actually going to put thought into what I am saying instead of saying things that make me sound Autistic. Part of the problem is that I was raped by a boy who likely had Autism, and that is not enought to make me hate Autism, I went to a camp that had many people with Autism. Even though the camp was not for people with Autism, I am normal like everyone else, there are things about it that make it desirable for people that have Autism and that is why they were there. Being raped and also nearly killed by the boy was obviously very tramatic and casued me to look back at all of my experiences with people with Autism and realize that none of them had ever been good. I became and still am afraid to be near people who have Autism. When I tried to talk to people about my fear, they told me that it was stupid and I was being a bigot, so I have never been able to explain to anyone what happened to me and how I feel. I have had all of my feelings inside me since I was 15 which was when I was raped. I never expressed them in anyway so I thought about my experiences a lot. I am aware of how people's families tell them things that are mostly positive, and I always keep that in mind. You have convinced me that you are not mentally retarded, but you cannot convince me that it is not possible by looking at you to tell that you are an Asspie. I have seen Asspies that were mostly normal, and it was still possible to tell that they were Asspies. I also do not belive every single stupid thing that I have said before. I do not belive that every person that is Autistic is a rapist, but I think that 20% of them are willing to be weather or not they have or ever will. I do in fact have a normal intelligence an can tell you how I actually feel which I will start doing now. What you said about why I do not want to be on top of everyone else is wrong. I want to be avrage because I do not have any desire to be some famous leader or anything like that. It is not because I am afraid of other people and do not want attention, but because I know how important avrage people are to the world and do not have a problem with being one of them. I am going to give this converstion between us my full attention now instead of blowing it off and just saying the first thing that comes to mind. I will admit that my reasearch has not been a complete as it could be, and I have mostly relied on Willie's vast knowlage of diffrent things. If you could tell me what you know, I can tell you what I have seen and what I have learned, and I can find out what I am and am not right about and maybe help get this thing off my chest. Everyone I know knows how logial I am, but since I was 15 I have been emotional about the subject of Autism because of my experiences.
Chipwhitley274
"I was also using the world Asspie because it is easier than writing Autistic Person." The Problem with this is that Asspie is a slang term specifically for Asperger's (that is how you spell it) which is different and when you confuse THREE DIFFERENT syndromes you are not intelligently speaking about the issue. I will say thank you for your message. That is much more rational and I would like to apologize for my letting what I said get out of hand. To be fair it is understandable that when raped you were traumatized and irrationally biased towards those with mental states other than your own. (based on our conversations) The reason I think people may have felt you were bigoted is the way you tended to make knee jerk reaction opinions that were sweeping generalizations about all of the people discussed, also that it was not just one group such as the retarded, but you equated those as well as Autistic and Asspies the same. Those with higher levels of Autism, or Asperger's may never be able to react in a way people would call normal however they do not react violently as consistently as you suggest. They have the same tendency to be violent as an average minded person. Normal people rape, and are violent. The difference is that for those who are on the more autistic level of the autism spectrum will react oddly to ALL things, especially things that make them uncomfortable. This makes them obvious, and on the rare occasion they are violent they just react in a more surprising way. For those Asspies that are not that High Functioning they may not understand what is socially acceptable and when they make sexual advances they do not realize they are unwanted and do not see the signs indicating for them to stop harassing. Once it has been made verbally clear they have done wrong then they are not likely to keep doing it. Usually those who are Neurotypical expect them to understand their body language and facial expressions and never clearly and unmistakably verbally draw the line and say what is and is not wrong. It is the lack of verbal communication on a typical person's part that makes the situation even more complicated. That said you CAN lean how to behave and like learning anything else you can be somewhat good at it you can be good at it or very proficient. The people you still see that are still not acting completely normal are one of two things (or both). First they may not have put much effort into their leaning social queues, or they are too high on the Autistic spectrum to be able to full make a difference. However there are many such as my self that have less severe symptoms of AS and once I learned what was needed I am completely normal acting. People need to understand that some Asspies can in fact fix the negatives in their behavior while embracing and utilizing the advantages. Be clear that I am not so easily blinded (anymore) as you make out. Because when I learned to change my behavior I ALSO learned to read other's behaviors (though I did not have this ability naturally). My brain works differently but I am not naïve. I was simply oblivious to something I did not have the ability to perceive but when I gained the ability to perceive social queues, body language, facial expressions I can now see everything. I can see when people are just being polite when they really do not like me, I can see when they are patronizing me by over exaggerating their kindness as if I was a fool, I can see when they are secretly annoyed with me but verbally they keep being nice. So when people are truly pleased with me, or truly enjoying my company, or truly like me, I can tell. I am not inventing it in my mind. I can tell I have legitimately had success and continue to have success. I am happy because I have overcome my barrier and am enjoying what I never have had, and it is real.
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[edit] Moshermario1nd
This Asspie happened to come across a comment posted in a Youtube video for the LULZ. He got butthurt and decided to send his rant to the poster of the comment who promtly began doing her best to get even more LULZ comments from him.
Hey guys, Safe mitch Btw please leave this kid alone he has enough probs at school without you cyber-bullys geting involved, hes actually i realy nice kid :-)
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[edit] DipDooDah to Tanja
This rant was commited by the butthurt mother of an Autistic boy.
Re: Asperger video that you posted. Re: Asperger video that you posted. Let me tell you something... ---- First off, DON'T BELEIVE EVERYTHING YOU READ! ---- AND... ---- How dare you say some of the things you said about my son! How dare you say that aspies/autistics be sterilized! ---- Who the fuck are you choosing to beleive about autistic children? Very very few are dangerous! ---- They are obviously more kind than you and I would rather they have children than your sorry ass! ---- How do you know he got genetic autism from me? It could be from his father! It could simply be a birth defect not caused by genetics. ---- Every child with autism is different. Not all grow up to be brain fucked pedophiles. In fact most do not. There are more pedophiles in the normal population than in disabled ones. ---- Very often Autistic children grow up to be fine adults. ---- There are many causes to autism which you are apparently unaware of. My son is making great strides, does not masturbate, and does not smear shit on the walls. ---- So you wasted your time and mine as well by sending me such a horrible disgusting message. ---- God Bless your soul if you have one, ---- DipDooDah ---- BTW - GET MORE EDUCATED BY AUTISTIC PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT AREAS OF THIS EARTH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE AFFLICTED WITH THIS DISORDER. THEN MAYBE YOU WOULD TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID TO ME. ---- FUCK YOU!
Re: Asperger video that you posted. Re: Asperger video that you posted. BY THE WAY, FUCK YOU ONCE AGAIN! GO TO CHURCH AND ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS FOR WHAT YOU SAID IN YOUR EMAIL! YOU HAVE NOW BEEN BLOCKED FROM CONTACTING ME!
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