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User:Ghostlight

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

This user is unfunny. Please assist them by letting them know every chance you get.

However, while he was still fresh in someone's mind, someone said he is kind of OK. Then someone forgot about him for a while. Then he was raped by ten thousand rabid Jewish elephants.

1 Ghostlight's father raped a rish and ejaculated juice into it's mouth
2 About da king faggot
3 LOLDONGS
4 random, useless words
5 Email
6 Goals
7 Contact
8 Mental Notes On Paper On The Internet

[edit] Ghostlight's father raped a rish and ejaculated juice into it's mouth

Thus Ghostlight was conceived. Now he spends his days watching Disney movies about cars getting raped by other, bigger cars, sometimes with rims.

This user has won the gay prize

[edit] About da king faggot

Ghostlight, like most ED editors, has never and will never do anything worth mentioning in his life. Rumor has it that Ghostlight once cried for his mommy in public, while getting a Prince Albert from a Chinese fisherman by accident. But secretly, he really wanted it, and he was crying mommy in an attempt to summon his mother from the sea. She is a fish.

[edit] LOLDONGS

Ghostlight currently has seven loldongs in his lolass. This is the cause of much butthurt.

[edit] random, useless words

This is the point of the article where words go. Sometimes they are good, but sometimes not.

This picture rocks

I am the primary personality.

[edit] Email

Feel free to email me, I might put it up on my email board like people who own comedy websites do in order to highlight how much better they are than their readers.

“	"Hi i was looking at some of you work and I just dont thik you are making the cut. I want you to have your papers/Ideas in on my desk by caturday and we will discuss you future on ED"	„
—some nigga to ghostlight

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[edit] Goals

Waste time unconstructively.
Maintain my 1:500 Good Joke:Word Count Ratio so that the joke in Image works.
Consistently add {{crap}} enough times to an article that its author extends the write-up or leaves the Internet in shame.
Attempt to fill as many holes as possible whilst making sure to also generate at least one new red link to stimulate growth.
Use my pipe skills from E² in creative ways.
Sycophancy
Eventually wrest control of sic back from Aussieintn
Delete other Wiki's work and replace entries with insular comments that have nothing to do with the topic.
Post pr0nz on 420chan
Cocks
????
PROFIT!!!

[edit] Contact

Contact can be made through the internet, using various forms of communicae.
It is also an extremely boring movie based on an enjoyable, but not ground-breaking, book by Carl Sagan. The movie stars Helen Hunt, or whatever name she works under when not doing Mad About You.