Asswipe

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum. A n00b on anywhere is considered an asswipe by those level over 9000 until they lose their humanity and become basement dwellers like themselves.

[edit] Notable Asswipes

• You
• Your mom
• Any hentai-fapping douchebag

Being notable as an asswipe is relative, and as such is also retarded.

[edit] Asswipes Being Called Out OL

• The Morning News -- The Education of Elizabeth Ecklemen
  • "And that does it. A sentence percolates inside me. It starts at my toes and races through my bloodstream and hurtles out my mouth like a big fat loogie. 'You are an asswipe!'” --Sarah Hepola
• Google Groups: aus.games.roleplay
  • "To try to compare fantasy with reality is silly. Linguistacally plausible, yes. Lingustically correct, no way, asswipe." --Ashraf
• Geek.com Forum
  • "Yes, you are an asswipe and you are a 12 year old. Ask your elementary school teacher to help you write proper english. 'your right' should be 'you're right.' Merry Christmas you little fuck." - I.E. SuperiorAssWipe
• The Adventures of Zubie Girl: I Don't Know Everything But I Know How Not To Be A Dick
  • "Anonymous? You are an asswipe. And you read too much into things in order to fulfill your self-serving, selfish views. Grow some fucking balls and post your god damn identity." -- Zubie Girl
• Random Burblings Blog: Are you a pedestrian, motorist or cyclist?
  • "If you answered mostly c’s: You are a selfish, ignorant twat with all the personality of a dead badger. You have no friends and even your own mother thinks you are an asswipe. Everybody else just hopes you will soon die a horrible agonizing death. You are a natural cyclist."

[edit] See Also

• Ad hominem