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Astablazia

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This luser is a lolcow, and should be lulzed to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting pictures of their LiveJournal drama or trolling their talk page.

The heifer has deleted everything.

HAWT!

astablazia, or Garna, is a 47 year old internet tough ~~guy~~ ~~chick~~ guy and trailer trash bulldike who has recently become known oti for her intimidating camera presence, androgenous physical appearance, and tendency to react poorly to trolls. A migrant from The Promised Land she has recently left a shitstain of tl;dw videos on les tubes, most of which are filled with threats and cries of "you don't scare me!" Astablazia seems to have unrealistic expectations of the tubes and tends to draw attention to herself via long rants against her "haters" or anyone whom makes fun of her personal life. She has apparently recently threatened to call the FBI on several people on Live Video and continues to make similar threats on YouTube as well. More to come...

Typical astablazia

1 Moar astagayzia
2 Serial killer penpals
3 Reaction to Wikification
4 Astablazia Drops Dox

[edit] Moar astagayzia

Be afraid.

astablazia recently posted many lulzy videos on the tubes threatening to call the cops on her "haters" and has done the same thing on Live Video. Not suprisingly though, she's ~~disabled embeds on all her recent YouTube videos~~ deleted everything. Don't worry, they'll be up again soon.

FBI

Man the fucking Harpoons.

astablazia about to have lunch

astablazia calls Live Video on her "haters" but can't get passed customer service.

astablazia has your IP OH SHI-

[edit] Serial killer penpals

A batshit blog she posted revealing a "relationship" she had with serial killer Aileen Wuornos (Yes, that Aileen Wuornos from the movie Monster). source