Athene
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Athene is a WoWfag who gained notoriety from the videos he posted on YouTube. In the first video, he trolls his viewers by showing them footage of him pwning every person on the server, claiming he is the best paladin in the world.
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Surprisingly, this obvious troll video caused uproar in the European community and soon the American community as well. He ended up posting at least 100 more videos of him acting like a huge douche with his cumdumpster plastered over the thumbnail, but no one watches these because most of them are all TL;DW.
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Why do I care?
Unlike other WoWfags, Athene is also mentionable because his girlfriend isn't a fat, ugly, disobedient aspie. This has caused much disbelief, butthurt and angst from the WoW populous.
Athene is also seen making out with and feeling up his boyfriend Furious in public. They also sleep and live together, because nothing says fun like taking it up the bum!
In-game Accomplishments
Because people don't respond as angrily to some guy claiming to be the best who really isn't, Athene decided to make his trolling attempt even lulzier by actually being the best. After achieving #1 in every bracket on the most competitive battlegroup on the continent, he caused even moar nerd rage by breaking three world leveling records, showing the WoWfags that not only could he get a girlfriend hotter than theirs, he could spend less time playing the game and still accomplish more than they ever could with the countless hours they'd spent in their basement. It's too bad anyone who plays WoW automatically fails, or Athene would be pretty win.
BANNED
Some time last Thursday, while Athene was trying to break the first-to-level-80 world record, WoWfag GM Calordian decided to pwn Athene by jumping out of nowhere and raping Athene right before he hit level 80.
This caused Athene fanboys to shit themselves and BAWWW to Blizzard about how unfair it was because another GM had already told Athene that his method of leveling was legal.
See Also
External Links
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Athene is part of a series on Gaming |
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Athene is part of a series on YouTube |
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Athene is part of a series on MMORPGs. |
