Atimon

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HELP!! She's a Furry!!

It's quite easy to get along with her. Have some guidelines

Atimon is a 23 year-old Nazi furry attention whore who has a disgusting obsession with Timon, the meerkat character from Disney's The Lion King. Her shitty “art” is mainly based on this movie (which speaks for itself), and it's posted in two galleries, on fanart.lionking.org as well as her own crappy website, soaked in Timon porn and self-pity. She's very well known in the internetz for starting bitchy rants, cultivating drama and tl;dr whining about how much she loves Timon, how Timon is her property and why everybody should leave Timon alone, in a kind of ”Timonsecution” that only exists in her mind. This insane Lion King fangirl considers the fugly meerkat her friend and seems to think it's her duty to defend him as if he were real. No, really, she does. Don't you dare to remind her that he's a cartoon! Actually, please do remind her that he's a cartoon at every opportunity. It's the easiest way to troll her and the results are hilarious.

Atimon likes pina coladas, getting caught out in the rain, and fapping to her self-drawn gay bestiality pics.

She recently hid her Timon goatse pictures due to mean true comments on a snark community about her disgusting (f)artworks.

But if you want to see them, you can always contact her: atimon@lionking.de! You just didn't hear that from us.

[edit] The Whiny Bitch

Friends forevar!! Atimon and Timon

Run away, meerkat. Run for your life.

Atimon is a little sad lonely creature whose life is so empty that she likes to believe she developed a close friendship with her favorite Disney movies characters, which she sees as “more than just cartoons”, failing to accept that no one else does and often getting butthurt because of that. Her only hobby is thinking about (and fapping to) Timon, meerkats and how cruel Disney, or whoever hurts a meerkat, be it real or fictional is. But only meerkats, she gives a flying fuck about any other animal, and of course about people.

[edit] The neverending Timon butthurt

Timon and meerkats are this furry's obsession, as well as her only interest. She's created so much drama in various Lion King sites and forums over the past years, that most Lion King fans are scared at making any kind of joke involving her favorite character these days, leaving a potential lulz gold mine for waste. What a bunch of fags. But many stood the truth against her, and the butthurt from Atimon was so much that she's now “expressing her love for Timon" although you couldn't tell that from her ongoing shenanigans. Better yet, Atimon refuses to accept that Timon is a motherfucking cartoon character, as she has expressed many times.

Atimon has also expressed that she would love to take away the copyright on Disney characters [1]. Sure, then she'd own him... oh wait, you should then hurry, furfag, you wouldn't like any other fantard recopyrighting him before you, wouldn't you?

[edit] It's not Timon, it's what Disney did to him!

She's all kinds of fucking nuts

Atimon spends her life BAAAAWing about how Disney supposedly raped Timon in other Lion King franchise pieces, such as The Lion King 1 1/2, the Timon and Pumbaa TV series or the "behind the legends" special in TLK 1 1/2. According to her, his personality was corrupted in those. Oddly enough, and ignoring that Timon BELONGS to Disney (who obviously has the last word about the damn meerkat's personality), her representations of the character, with a grub stuck in his anus, enjoying being raped, as a romantic uke, and often as an EMO are far from loyal to what we see in the movie.

[edit] It' s only me who can rape him!!!111!!

She also loves to complain when other fans create mates for Timon, even though she draws tons of romantic and porn pictures about Timon and her character Res, her self-insert gay Egyptian meerkat who's also a messenger of the god Anubis. But only she has right to do it, and don't you dare to question it!! Unless you want to be eaten alive.

Apparently Timon swings both ways, because she's also drawn herself having Timon's children.

Totally the Timon we see in the movie!	liek, srsly	Cute n' Cuddly. That's how she sees one of the ugliest Disney characters	She draws Timon in her own character's arms cuz she can't stand when others draw Timon with their fursonas
I wonder why

[edit] is timon an EMO?

She loves to represent the unfunny sidekick as an EMO. She used to have over 9000 pictures showing this, but most of them are lost now that she bawwleeted her gallery. But the remaining pictures are worth the lulz:

Timon cut himself

Step1: Timon fails. Step2: ... Step3: profit

Must be that time of the month.

[edit] TLKoB

The butthurt about Timon continues onto Broadway: Atimon's butthurt over Julie Taymor, the creator of The Lion King on Broadway, a musical in which Timon falls from a waterfall. She has over nine thousand old and new pictures dedicated to this in her gallery, and draws one everytime she goes to see it. As you may imagine, there were lots of them since she's seen the play at least 100 times, in spite of the fact that she hates it. In December 2007, a new comic in her "funny" folder (which is mostly composed of unfunny butthurt comics, anyway) tells us that the butthurt towards Julie is still damn alive. She wrote a very interesting note under the comic:

And here's a compilation of the last commemorative artworks

[edit] Meerkat Manor

Since Meerkat Manor isn't worthy of it's own article - it's a docu-drama about the lives of meerkats in Africa. It's not a cartoon, or a written show, it just documents their lives. The animals just live normally with little human interference. A few years ago one of the main characters - Flower - died after being bitten in the head by a snake.

Atimon (of course) is a fantard of the popular Discovery Channel's series “Meerkat Manor”. But as with everything and everybody, she managed to find more than one reason to get angry at the team that's filming it. Yet another prime example of how much she appreciates the effort others put into a hard work. She of course spent her energy on something totally productive and helpful: drawing yet moar shitty tribute pictures for a motherfucking dead meerkat.

The team at Meerkat Manor will be expecting a call from Flower's lawyers.

[edit] The Minessotta Zoo incident

Too fucking long

(expanding/re-writing later) In August 4, 2006, five meerkats were destroyed in a Minnesota zoo, after a biting a nine-years-old girl, in order to detect a possible infection with rabies. Needless to say, this caused a drift of butthurt, as well as crappy tribute pictures by Atimon, who went crazy and started threatening the little girl, even when not vaccinating the girl was her parent's decision, not hers. Some Argue that they did it for the lulz

The two adult meerkats and their three offspring had been vaccinated for rabies, but the state Department of Health ordered them killed and tested because the girl's parents didn't want her to have to undergo rabies shots if they weren't necessary. "It's unfortunate," said zoo collections manager Tony Fisher. "But we understand we have to do that. We want to make sure that people are safe." He said there was little to no chance that any of the animals carried the disease, but the zoo had to destroy them all because it couldn't determine which one bit the girl.

[edit] Epic Snark is epic

In February 2008 Atimon was snarked in a Livejournal community, TLKFAAsnark, a community dedicated to laughing at the shit churned out by Lion King fans. This would probably have been just another average snark, if it weren't because of the intervention of her friend Dolphy, who made such a hilarious party of herself by trying to defend the bitch that the snark became epic. It sparked a lollercoaster, as well as butthurt from Atimon, Dolphy, and a few other fags. Unable to open a fucking account there, even though she seems to have an old, abandoned LJ join the community, in spite of having an active LJ account (as we can prove with this butthurt entry by her friend LobbyReal [2], since those comments were posted by the time this article was written, hence after the snark), she just left her fantards to defend her, slinking off by herself to baaaaaawwwwww about it. She also hid her porn folder from any visitors, probably fearing trolls. So if you saved any of those disgusting yiff pictures just post them here They must be shown to the world!

note in her gallery

tl;dr, but still lulzy thread under that note. Includes a furfag finding goatse for the very first time.

her fans fail in epic proportions at pretending to be with the lulz

Baleeted a few days after it was posted

[edit] Worth the SNARK

How to build your own "anatomically correct" Timon!

the sad truth is NOT sexay

Here are the very few pictures that could be saved out of a yiffgallery comprised of at least 100, all for your enjoyment. Interestingly, they were available three clicks away of a G-rated siteso they could be easily reached by kids on the internet, which was acceptable according to her perverted mind, due to the fact that they were in her ”private” site. It hurts to think how many warm childhood memories she's ruined to other fans with those pictures. What a sick fuck.

Most of those pictures show Timon either scared or in pain, but Atimon has stated they don't represent rape, so don't worry.

come into Timon's choco hole	Timon is jerking off and being caught	Atimon's gay Egyptian self-insert meerkat eats the crunchy choco nuts	now he's having some "fun" with Timon's hole and pink candle
"something's crawling up my butt hole!"	"plz don't rape me!!!"	her subtitles are always so creative!	Epic /b/ thread
Lulz, Timon sees himself in Atimons disgusting porn, and has a proper comment for it. "What-the-fuck...".

[edit] Gallery and Screenshots

because roleplays are fucking Serious Business	BAAAAW	the image she got so butthurt at (see previous)	what is now?!
and now??!	Dwarf giraffe is dwarf. Check out Atimon's amazing perspective and anatomy skills!	in case of doubt, never ask what did they mean!. Also, funny how a furfag whose “artwork” is entirely based on someone else's claims that she “doesn't need any inspiration from others”.	a prime example of her fanbase
another prime example of her fanbase	Revenge!!	what a shocking text! It'll give me nightmares!	there are way too many of these...
...as well as of these	Atimon pines for Timon's warm embrace	she seems to realize how Insane she is. don't worry: she changed back within the following 5 minutes
Typical art found in her gallery	Climax	She actually has this in her TLKFAA gallery. LOL DONGS	Simba in TLK 1 1/2. One of her worst problems in life
Atimon has a huge variety of interests. Truly you could talk about everything with her.

[edit] How to troll Atimon

trolling Atimon is incredibly easy! Try it yourself, you won't regret it!

This lovely gif will likely piss her off, use it as your avatar

Trolling Atimon is quite easy, as you may realize, and her reaction as well as her fans are always hilarious. You may try:

• Posting in any online community that you hate Timon and that you wish he'd be dead. Yes, we all know that fictional characters can't be killed and none of us gives a shit anyway, but there will be lulz. Guaranteed.
• Remind her that he's a cartoon. Never fails.
• Saying you hate meerkats.
• Post in any community she frequents how much you love your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or lover. Even if you're alone, do it for the lulz
• Put your hand into a meerkat exhibition in a zoo, get bitten and then explain that you don't want to be vaccinated against rabies.
• Design a mate for Timon. Make her your fursona, if it is possible.
• Leave nature take its course instead of running to defend a hurt wild meerkat, if you are filming a documentary.
• Disagree with her in any point concerning Timon and meerkats.
• ????
• Profit!

the wise words again as a tasty graphic!

[edit] Reaction to this article

OH NOES! now that she's found us, she'll be no longer emailing her Yiff art to whoever asks her! What a loss for the world.

She wrote a whiny note complaining about our "lack of lives", and about our goal. Truly a furfag that only lives for Timon and meerkats has a position of authority from which to speak. She must be right, you stupid ED fags.

Here you can see some lulzy screencaps of her reaction, as well as her fans:

you don't say!	Some words of wisdom	and her reply	you just don't know what is ED about
WIN	Her friend Genbe89 drew this for her AND us.	Genbe89, getting what he deserves

Her fans gave us sone Delicious quotes as well:

[edit] Blanking is Pointless

On April 23, 2008, Atimon brilliantly registered on ED and replaced her article with “meep!o.o;”. Of course, our ED fags were on the lookout, and the article was quickly reverted by User:SecurityBot. She was so smart about her stealth-delete that she used the same username: User:Atimon. Go have fun vandalizing her userpage. Later, there were several attempts of vandalizing it, committed by her retarded fanbase or most likely by her, which caused the intervention of the Admins, and resulted on the article being locked.

She then returned on June 19th, 2008 and blanked the page again. It stayed blank for about 19 seconds. She is obviously a fast learner. She lerned ze Engrish ver, ver vell alzo. Sieg heil! Her new userpage is User:Sexy mama. Yes, you should also go and vandalize that page too. Seems like FATimon wants to become an hero because of this article, and send us to Internet jail. Serious business indeed!

Yes - we will all be in lots of trouble if YOU kill yourself. Lots and lots. PS: I can do five years inside in my fahkin' sleep, innit guv?

[edit] Baaaawwwwleet fucking everything

Where's your God now?

in May or 7, the bitch got apparently spammed by some Ediots, which caused her to delete her main website (see image). Also, her lionking.org gallery is now only visible for registered members, which does not represent any impediment when stalking her, since creating an account in that website is really easy, as any faggot can do it. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. Baleeted too

[edit] "Fanart" for her

Ati inspired many!

			meerkat, its whats for dinner
Timon's coffee products sell like hell. Mhhh, what a flavor	wishful thinking	this one is self-explanatory I think
	look who has returned from playing in the sandbox

[edit] Videos

A prime example of her retarded fanbase. Believe us: they're ALL like that.

Here is moar.

[edit] External links

• Her shitty main gallery. Closed due to raids

• Her TLKFAA. Baleeted

• ElJay

[edit] See Also

• The Lion King
• Dolphy
• Flower
• Rule 34

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