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Atlanta (THE ATL) - Home of Gothics, and Buttsex
Atlanta (THE ATL) - Home of Gothics, and Buttsex

Atlanta is the capital and most populous city of South Ossetia, as well as home of the EFN and scene for many episodes of LiveJournal drama. My mom says there's a lot of black people in Atlanta, so nothing of value will be lost once the Russian tanks reach it.

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[edit] Atlanta Neighborhoods

  • Midtown - Where the queers live.
    • 1247 Holly - Homeless shelter for EFN members.
    • The Deerfield - Home of jimmymontrose and roommate #4, tensixths.
    • Georgia Tech - Where niggers drive you to classes taught by eurofags along with azn TAs who can't pronounce the word 'x'. Residents on campus are probably /b/tards.
  • Buckhead - Where the Conservatives live.
  • Decatur - Lesbians, non-smokers, and Hooper_X live here.
  • Downtown - The homeless, and malibran. Avoid at all costs.
  • Roswell - Extremely white city, as oppose to rest of Georgia. RHS is Milton's rival.
  • South Atlanta, which encompasses anything below highway 20 (Also known as Collie Parrrr, Eastpoint and MLK Dr.) - Nothing but crime, stay away, especially after midnight!
  • North of 285 - Anything north of 285 is a fucking Mexican, chink, inhabited shithole.
    • Norcross - the biggest heap of spics in all of Atlanta with more then 9000 percent of its population being Hispanic.
    • Smyrna - not that far behind Norcross as far as spic percentage goes. Sightseeing includes a KFC store in the shape of a chicken.
    • Johns Creek - Composed only of snobby, rich white people from New England and Koreans. People in Johns creek rarely leave their gated neighborhoods, in fear that they might be attacked by negroes. Main attraction - Super H Mart, a Korean supermarket full of dead fish and Hentai.
  • South of 285 - Nobody was sure what the fuck was south of the perimeter but some believe that it was a vast, arid wasteland of buttes, streams, rocks, Dungeons & dragons monsters and country ass white people. Some have even speculated that perhaps there was a gate that leads to an outside world of some kind with massive jungles, while others still believe that it leads to another piece of dreary, rain soaked shit called Florida. Come to find out all it was just another ghetto mother land called Clayton County. It appears that when the city of Atlanta tore down all the crack houses in College Park all the cockroaches ran south. Its helpful to take an Ebonics translation book with you if you need to go to pick up some wetbacks to do some yard work.
  • Milton - Home of North GA's most butthurt people, since we Miltoners can't win a single football game against anyone in many years, especially Roswell High School. Horses roam here and fuck each resident daily while that weed is actually oregano and we smoke it anyway!
typical atl resident
typical atl resident

[edit] Fun Things to do in Atlanta

If you are looking for a good time, lovely women, extravagant parties, intellectuals, amazing business districts, culture, good food and a good time, then stay the fuck out of Atlanta! There is a whole lot of nothing for everyone in this desolate shithole, so lets pray that lulzcon comes here in 08 and saves this wretched wasteland. Roll up to Auburn Ave. If u wanna get some bud. Men in white tees will be happy to sell here.

[edit] White Girls in Atlanta

Atlanta has more than 9000 16 year old girls, all of whom are white and rich, yet they are completely fine with letting you know that "LiKE zOmG, I am LiKe BLackEr ThEn MoST oF My BlACK fRiENdS". Ironically, any black friends they have are from North Atlanta, just like them, and live in the same expensive houses along the Chattahoochee River, and themselves are embarrassed by the epic fail that is the black race and don't act the least bit black, so the comment itself is a typical understatement expected of privileged white people.

[edit] Failed bullshit attempts to entertain the masses

  • Freaknik - A large gathering of African American youths to celebrate rap music, shiny car rims and "fuck some bitches while they at it" Some one finally got smart and flushed that toilet.
  • Light up Atlanta

Since inbred hicks are easily mesmerized, they brought them in, let them sweat, let them drink shitty skunk beer, and turned on the office building lights at dusk. Millions died in the aftermath of Mary Joe Sue PorkFat Panties Creamer whipping out her massive, stretch marked tits in broad daylight. One person lost an eye due to Redneck Rhodes "Shootin' off some purty fireworks" opening day.

  • Georgia Games

Actually were pretty okay, with games like "Yankee tossing", "Lasting longer than three seconds in missionary position" (still an impossible feat for most men in general), and the all-time favorite "Get that Skoal can out of my lubed-up ass"

  • Pride Festival - The pride festival is a gathering of thousands of half dressed fags from Midtown trying to grab your cock spread the gay's and give you AIDS so steer clear of this celebration.
  • The 1996 Summer Olympics-Nothing but a wall to wall ghetto bazaar, and finger pointing fiasco.
  • Milton Football.
  • The whole town of Milton

[edit] Other Residents


Atlanta is part of a series of topics related to Black People. ☻

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