Atlantis

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1 The Lost Continent of Moar
2 History of Atlantis
3 Atlantis today
4 See Also
5 Famous Atlanteans
6 WTF?

[edit] The Lost Continent of Moar

The Bahamas Atlantis as described by Plato

According to Moar recent research Atlantis could be;

(a) New Orleans
(b) The oldest Space Shuttle in the world except for Enterprise and Discovery, and Challenger and Columbia, except the last two crashed and so they don’t count
(c) A Stargate spinoff starring Amanda Wenk
(d) A tropicial resort and hotel in the Bahamas featuring a large marine habitat, marina, Marine Girl, some water attractions, a spa, a casino, and a large conference center (according to the Google)
(e) A level in the computer games Tomb Raider and The Sims
(f) A legendary island first mentioned in the 2001 Disney movie “Atlantis: The Lost Empire”.
(g) Mythical place of sea monkeys and waffles. AKA Belgium
(h) Your Mum!! Nazis also believed at one point that they had originated from Atlantis, although this remains unconfirmed.

[edit] History of Atlantis

A typical Atlantean

The history of Atlantis is (copied from Uncyclopedia);
4004 B.C – the creation of earth by God
4003 B.C. – Poseidon has sex with Atlanta.
4003 B.C. – Poseidon’s sperm forms the island of Santorini
4003 B.C.- 3003 B.C. – Halliburton build the city that Plato describes as consisting of “a palace enclosed within three circular moats of increasing width, varying from one to three stadia and separated by rings of land proportional in size”, exceeding the original building estimate by 999 years.
3002 B.C. – Natla of Atlantis genetically engineers the Gou’ald.
3001 B.C. – Ted Stevens converts to Islam and changes his name to Donovan
2999 B.C. – David Icke discovers the origins of the Reptilian Government of America
2998 B.C. – The levee breaks, 1000 Atlantean prisoners are stranded on an off-ramp, Krakatoa explodes, a meteor hits the Aegean and the War on Terror begins as Atlantis slips beneaths the waves.