Attack of the show

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Attack of the Show, or AOTS for short, is an unfunny show on G4 about boobies and internets. Once upon a time there was a show called the Screen Savers on a television channel called TechTV. It wasn't half bad. In March 2004, The Screen Savers was acquired by G4 during the merger with TechTV. As G4TechTV became G4TV, and became less about video games and computers and more about boobies and internets, The Screen Savers became Attack of the Show. AOTS rarely talks about video games and focuses more on sextalk and weblogs.

Attack of the Show is the capital of G4aggotry.

[edit] Hosts and Personalities

Example of a cunt.

I assure you men, there are no girls on the internet

• Kevin Pereira
  • Lead nublet, also that guy who hangs around with the fratboys trying to be cool. Most likely an annoying drama kid in school. Is the host of AOTS because 12-year-old boys like to worship and cum on their screen to this cunt-face. He is an illiterate moron.
• Olivia Munn
  • A team of six engineers works around the clock with girders, shock-resistant foam, and double-sided tape to amplify Munn's average-sized breasts into rigid, immobile porn-star globes. Also, a suspected Scifag, and confirmed Furry (She's a panda).
• Chris Gore
  • reviews DVDs
• Layla Kaleigh
  • The Feed. Ironically, Kaleigh herself does not eat.
  • She is also an Unfunny Brit fag.
• Blair Butler
  • Sexy Queen of all Nerds, has a devoted cult of worshippers who fap daily to her
• Wil O'Neil
  • Token black guy, reviews tech or something.
• Adam Sessler and Morgan Manjaw
  • the two unfunny nerds who each "co-host" ( Morgan was just put on the show to distract viewers from how much of a faggot Adam is with her bewbies) the show, X-play. They occasionaly are put on the show when all the other replacements are busy.
• Kevin Rose before he left the faggitory to create Digg
• Zach Selwyn
  • Ugly luser who is so obnoxious and annoying he is constantly sent to other countrys to get assraped all over the world. He is the "reporter" of the show. He tries desperatly to be funni and edgy, but fails miserably, every time. A.K.A Mr. Hands

[edit] Threat to Anonymous

On the July 31st episode of Attack of the Show, Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn announced they would do a segment on 4chan, showing no regard for rules 1&2. In fear of newfags, Anonymous shat himself. 4chan's moot, the weeaboo appeaser he is, told 4chan not to worry. 7chan responded in the only two ways it knew, PARTY HARD and burn fucking everything. 420chan aided the chans in trolling the g4 boards and stuff.

Before the segment aired on August 2nd, Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn responded to Anonymous' cowering by acknowledging they broke rules 1&2 and saying they luuuuuuuuv 4chan. G4TV also had every incriminating piece of evidence yanked off of Youtube under copyright claims. The segment has yet to air.

The result of all the drama is yet to be seen, but it looks as though it can be chalked up as a win for Anon. A close call, but a win nonetheless.

[edit] Viewer Faggotry

Even with AOTS' pussying out, over 9000 G4 and AOTS viewers flocked to /b/. They, being even worse than gaiafags, made many failed attempts at being funny with fucktarded suggestions at re-raiding Tom Green, imitating EFG and multiple threads about beer,stupid ass computer questions, chicks and their favorite G4 shows. The day ended with at least 100 threads demanding intervention by moot from the old fags,not to mention offers to suck off snack's dick and earnest pleas for the b& hammer.

[edit] Oh noes, teh Drama

On October 11, 2007, they announced that Heroes and Lost are coming to their channel in order to increase teh ratings! This made many fanboys and fangirls give up hope for the ill fated channel that has nothing to do with games. Honestly, who gives a fuck about Heroes and Lost. What's next old episodes of Jerry Springer?