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Attention whore

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Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is still wearing his underpants)
Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is still wearing his underpants)
The canonical attention whore reference pic
The canonical attention whore reference pic
What she really wants
What she really wants
You gotta take pictures in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.
You gotta take pictures in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.
Attention whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.
Attention whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.
This one is best at blowing cock and snorting crack. Warning: May contain 2 or more STDs.
This one is best at blowing cock and snorting crack. Warning: May contain 2 or more STDs.
hawt! (Note the mong eye)
hawt! (Note the mong eye)
No, I didn't know I was being filmed.
No, I didn't know I was being filmed.
A 'classy' attention whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.
A 'classy' attention whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.
Typical myspace attention whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.
Typical myspace attention whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.
Attention Whore, doing what she does best.
Attention Whore, doing what she does best.
Myspace is ground zero for attention whores.
Myspace is ground zero for attention whores.
A great way to get some serious attention.
A great way to get some serious attention.
An attention whore from the Year 2525
An attention whore from the Year 2525
She got the attention she craved
She got the attention she craved

Most commonly found on the Internets, an attention whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. More than 9,000 of attention whores are completely insane. Most of them attend your high school.

While it is widely believed that there is a special circle of Hell for attention whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives are worse than any punishment that Satan could create.

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[edit] Weird4 Attention Whore

"I'm real big in the UK" "I'm going to do whatever it takes to get popular"

[edit] Attention whore tactics

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, attention whores will employ variety of tactics. Common examples include:

Typical myspace attention whores
Typical myspace attention whores
professionall attention whore.
professionall attention whore.
A wiccan attention whore.
A wiccan attention whore.
  • Telling outrageous, usually untruthful stories about things which they claim happened to them. These stories may include incidents during which they were almost raped, most times by a close family member or friend; claiming that they have been (or are being) stalked; claiming that they were shot in the spleen, et cetera.
  • Cam whoring.
  • Claiming to be bisexual.
  • Breaking up with you, citing "im just not ready for a relationship right now" then going and fucking all of your friends at the same time.
  • Making signs, Or begging others to make signs for them.
  • Posting poetry which alludes to their "dark and mysterious" past.
  • Write a fanfiction that has a Mary Sue that is supposed to be them and their character has a "dark and mysterious past."
  • Wanting answers to their retarded questions by exclaiming: "I'm so confused!"
  • Tricking guys into the Friend Zone.
  • Making Youtube videos where you just stare at the camera.
  • Saying "im fat" leik every 10 minutes, when [irl] they weigh leik 90 pounds.
  • Contributing to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  • Stealing from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  • Posting song lyrics meant to describe their "no one understands me!" emotional states.
  • Cutting or occasionally half-heartedly attempting suicide.
  • Deleting their LiveJournals, only to return 48 hours later.
  • Insulting or ridiculing certain people in public forums or IRC channels, in hopes of sparking a flame war.
  • Upon starting a flame war and getting called out on bullshit, claiming they "don't really care," but returning numerous times to leave butthurt responses.
  • Shameless self promotion.
  • Recording and posting over 9000 videos on Myspace and YOUtube to make it look they have a life.
  • Claiming to know that girl IRL
  • Claiming to have every selectable ethnicity in their online profiles (eg White, Asian, Black, Middle Eastern, Native American, Latin, Other) when they're probably just a dumb white slut.
  • Claiming whatever the maximum height they can choose is. Interestingly, they will never select the minimum height.
  • Diagnosing oneself as having Asperger Syndrome, OCD, Bipolar disorder, Borderline personality disorder, or depression and flaunting it, or just using it as an excuse to be an asshole.
  • Wearing very little or very slutty clothing IRL.
  • Pretending to have had a miscarriage
  • Posting Bulletins on myspace every 2.5 seconds.
  • Upon breaking up with her boyfriend, changing her status on her Myspace profile to “Divorced”.
  • Deleting and recreating MySpace after MySpace.
  • Claiming on their Myspace that they make $250,000 or more a year.
  • Selecting Islam or Muslim as their religion when their pictures show them to be fans of such untowelhead behavior as showing skin and collecting piercings.
  • Taking hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of their face at various angles and degrees of lighting and posting them upon the internets
  • Answering questions with an obnoxious non-sequitur that has nothing to do with the question posed.
  • Saying, "I dEaLzS dRuGz" at every opportunity.
  • Repeating popular/funny quotes from popular shows, CONSTANTLY.
  • Saying "I FUKEN' LUV J000000!!~211~!" to all of their friends.
  • breaking off with "close" friends abruptly,for no reason, be their enemy for a while, come back, repeat process.
  • pretending to be "GANGSTAAAAAAA"
  • Asking people to comment on their blog or "new" pictures, only to tell them to "fuck off" moments later, and then begging them to "please come back", over and over again.
  • Claiming not to be an attention whore, even when damning evidence is presented.
  • Claiming not to like Drama, out of the blue.
  • Taking the ever-popular half-nekkid in teh mirror photo.
What Fatties don't want you to see on myspace.
What Fatties don't want you to see on myspace.
Beware, she's a bipolar millionaire black/asian/white/latin, almost raped, Muslim with a computer!
Beware, she's a bipolar millionaire black/asian/white/latin, almost raped, Muslim with a computer!

Beware! If you have sex with one of these people she or he will tell the whole Internets how shit you were. In detail. Even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an attention whore, she may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are. Also if you have the name Danielle you are also an attention whore because you have to make everybody feel sorry for you because you have no life.


Story from an attention whore:


My name is Marguerite_Blakeney-St. Just. I am 25 years old, and married to Sir Percival Blakeney, my loving husband...

At least, that's what I thought of him before we wed each other. Not soon after we wed, he changed instantly. It seems my own husband lost interest in me just on our wedding day. He's so aloof, and I can tell he's hiding something from me...but he doesn't know that.

I come from Paris, France. I was an actress at the Comedie Francaise, as they say world-renowned. But I don't mean to be arrogant. I just want the love of my husband back. I grew up with my brother, Armand St. Just. He and I played father & mother to each other, as we lost our parents at a very young age. Armand works for Chauvelin, my former lover, who has tricked me into finding the identity of the Scarlet Pimpernel. He intends to blackmail me with my brother's life. I tell you though, he is the reason everyone thinks that I sent the St. Cyr family to the guillotine. That is incorrect. I was blackmailed, as Chauvelin found out my brother is associated with the Scarlet Pimpernel.

I remain at home in England, under strict orders from Percy not to leave. "For my safety," he insists. I just wish he wouldn't think of me as weak though.

I'm thankful my dear younger brother Armand is safe here as well. He and Percy escaped Paris after I left. No, I won't let dear Armand go back there to only be sacked by Chauvelin and his men. I won't allow it!

On the other hand, I do have that long-awaited garden party coming up and dear little Suzanne de Tournay de Basserives is helping me prepare for it!

[edit] Types of attention whore

While it is possible for attention whores to be only that, the vast majority actually fall into four, more specific attention whoring categories — specifically, camwhores, comment whores, drama queens, prostatots and those who must leave long diatribes explaining WHY they are unjoining a community. Very few attention whores can count.

--Typical "relationship" in which both male and female partake in Attention Whore-like antics.--

http://vampirefreaks.com/playvideo/?v=12913


Attention Whore in its natural habitat

[edit] Example of a post (by a guy)

An attention whore may flash teh cock.
An attention whore may flash teh cock.
Hey, guys! I know I'm totally awesome! Also, I just DLed my LiveJournal. I'm sick of that emo trash. So, before I go and do my nightly cutting, I need to say this:

Last weekend I had a magical night with someone. We held hands, we kisses, we really connected.

I wrote a poem:

It was magic
It was dark
It was mystery
We were stark

In your bed
On my mind
I think you are
Very fine

Caleb, I love you! I've decided!

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0017-0501-1422-4352_SM.jpg

I know, none of you understand me. I'm just like Bono (U2).

Hello, hello
Hola
I'm at a place called Vertigo
Dond' esta
It's everything I wish I didn't know
But you give me something I can feel
Feel

Shot dead
Shots fall
Show me, yeah

That's how I feel inside! I fucking wish you people would stop stalking me! I'm talking to you, Pablo. Now you're even reading this, my one safe haven. You tried to rape me how many fucking times? It's making me sadder and sadder.

Now I have some cutting to do!

[edit] Typical Attention Whore Bullshit

Image:meandsuzana.jpg

LOOK AT MEEEEE, I'm SMOKING A THIGARETTE..............................................

"for all of you think this picture is here for me to try and look cool its not k thanks its to show if you wanna judge me by things that i do not by seeing who thinks its cool i would appreicate if you didnt think thatss alright thanks <3"


Yes, that is in fact the real caption to that image. You can hit up the smoking girl at http://www.myspace.com/christieee_xo, and her friend at www.myspace.com/dancinpimp.DELETED. BE CAREFUL, THEY'RE UNDERAGE!

See also http://www.myspace.com/chubbybunnyHOLLER She's also a possible 16-year-old girl

[edit] How an Attention Whore Answers Questions

The internets are filled with thousands of redundant questionaires, most of which ask the same retarded questions over and over, usually geared at 16 year old girls. An attention whore will generally try to answer as many of these as possible, and will put up answers such as follows:

24. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH CURRENTLY? omg paul weller <3

25. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT? cock

26. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? cum from, like, 5 guys

27. DO YOU LIKE ANY OF YOUR TEACHERS? i sucked his cock, does that mean i like him lol

28. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? a model

29. DO YOU LIKE LESBIANS no, there icky, unless im drunk. heeheeheehee

30. HAVE U KISSED ANY ONE IN THE LAST WEEK?? like, 10 guys, does making out count as kissing?

31. DO YOU HAVE ANY NICKNAMES? alot of people call me slut, lol. ive always liked princess, but no guy will call me that while we're doing it.

[edit] Famous Attention Whores

Katie Rees (middle) and her lesbian lovers
Katie Rees (middle) and her lesbian lovers
Common whores
Common whores
Typical Psycho-cunt-whore named Gillian trying to get "zomg lesbian" attention.
Typical Psycho-cunt-whore named Gillian trying to get "zomg lesbian" attention.
Lily Allen
Lily Allen
Attention whores at play.
Attention whores at play.
Teh lesbo band Tatu
Teh lesbo band Tatu


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