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Auto-fellatio

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Example of Autofellatio
Example of Autofellatio


Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare: less than 1% of men can achieve it.


 
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I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.
 

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— Someone called Bill Hicks


This is how it would work for those with dicknipples.
This is how it would work for those with dicknipples.
With decent flexibility, some can even deepthroat themselves
With decent flexibility, some can even deepthroat themselves

[edit] List of Known People who can Suck Themselves Off

If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are straight and can do this, then you are gay.
If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are straight and can do this, then you are gay.


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