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Auto erotic asphyxiation

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Come and get it, sugahpie
Come and get it, sugahpie

You know how, some days, you want an extra kick to your fap? Maybe you get it by sticking something in ur pooper, maybe you get it by hooking a car battery up to your nuts, or maybe you get it by picking up homeless girls to dissect while you cum in their knife wounds. The point is you get it. Some people get their kick from strangling themselves while they bust a nut, an act known as auto-erotic asphyxia (or 'scarfing', lol).

Some people think pro wrestler Brian "Crush" Adams died from performing this weird fucking shit on himself, though the man said it had nothing to do with his IRL permaban.

Tory MP Stephen Milligan, in a case that tests the line of what constitutes win and fail, IRL was found dead with what the BBC called "a black bin liner over his head" and buck-ass naked save for some suspenders. Although he obviously did for the lulz, his epic self-pwnage easily earns him a spot in the Budd Dwyer wing of the an hero Hall of Fame. Also, the former lead singer for INXS, Michael Hutchence, was alleged to have died in this manner, but no one was surprised given the fact that he was from Australia and therefore classified as legally retarded.

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