Aviation Safety Network
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Aviation Safety Network is a site launched by bitter, retired pilots in an attempt to take all airlines out of business. It is only visited by nervous flyers who seek an excuse for their laughable phobia. It features a database of all aviation safety occurences (read: plane crashes) since the stone age.
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- an extensive database with detailed info on plane accidents
- crash porn
- cockpit recording transcripts
A cockpit recording transcript is a chatlog containing the last comments exchanged between the reckless pilots of a plane going to hell.
Typical example:
02:07:45 CAP: 850 meters 02:07:45 --: (Audio tone of AOA (angle of attack) alert and maximum acceleration reached) 02:07:47 --: (Audio tone of autopilot disconnection warning) 02:07:49 CAP: Fuck! What are you doing! 02:07:51 CAP: Speed! 02:07:52 ??: … 02:07:53 CAP: … Fuck, push it up! (throttles) 02:07:53 F/O: Stop! Stop! Where! Where! 02:07:55 CAP: Stop! Stop! Stop! (said in patter) 02:07:55 NAV: This way, this way, this way. 02:07:57 CAP: We’re recovering! 02:07:58 NAV: Easy, make it easy, easy! 02:07:59 F/O: Lets to the right! 02:08:02 ??: Power! Add thrust! 02:08:05 ??: Power! 02:08:06 F/E: … got it! 02:08:08 ??: Add thrust! 02:08:09 F/O: Take off power! Oh my God! 02:08:10 F/E: Take off power set 02:08:11 ??: That’s all guys! Fuck!
