Ayumihamilton

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Ayumihamilton, aka Lady Ayumi, Masterintegra, Ayuham, and other aliases that nobody knows (or wants to know) about, is an otaku drama whore that takes the internets too seriously. She is a huge fan of Hellsing, currently is obsessed with Sir Integral. She claimed that she was born at England, but she got kicked off because they're tired of her whining, which is one of their biggest enemies. Currently she lives in Washington ,and still acts like a fatass bitch and has no friends in school. By getting rid of her accent she now talks like an average white trash. She has no azn friends because they know how annoying and bitchy she is and tries to be like them just to fit in, but it didn't work out. Instead she has wapanese friends. She is an angry lesbian that used to be straight because most guys do not want her. Apparently, she is complaining that guys kept emailing her that they want to have buttsecks with her, which in fact is true. She usually receives love notes from trolls and pedophiles.

1 Youtube
2 Tiffany Stevens?
3 Livejournal
4 Gallery
5 Her "Dramatic" Response to ED
6 UPDATE: zomg she's BACK!
7 Ayumi's Idols & Ass-Kissers
8 See Also
9 External Links

[edit] Youtube

MOAR !!1

Youtube is where she started her OL drama rampage. Where she posts her meaningless videos singing shitty anime songs from Hellsing. She sounds like she's squealing, and sounds like that she forgot the lyrics. She really did though. She gets easily offended if you criticize her videos, saying "You're a fatty that can't sing or cosplay." Say something like this to her she'll likely cause a dispute (like a Internet tough guy), telling you to go back to school, and argue saying that she's the best. Usually in a response she really has bad grammar for example, she writes from "you're to youre" and types in ALL CAPS. And to mention that her subscribers defend her constructive critics saying, "OMG! They call you fat!? Youre NOT FAT TO MEEE !!11one!!1". Plz, don't get me started on that Hyde karaoke video.

Her beautiful Song.

Second Version (but even worse).

Drama Proof. WARNING! May contain ALL CAPS.

[edit] Tiffany Stevens?

Believe it or not, Ayumi used to go out with Tiffany aka Hellsingripvanwinkle who is also a Hellsing fangirl. She thought that the relationship would live happily ever after.. but no, they broke up because they argued alot. Many believe that Ayumi is really Tiffany by their pale skin, fat, bitchiness, and their same face. Currently, this remains a mystery.

The time that she defended Tiffany.

Ayumi Defended Tiffany's nazi tribute video.

PROOF:

Her LJ Breakup Emo note:

Her Myspace Breakup Hate note:

[edit] Livejournal

LJ is another site the writes about crappy blogs that nobody cares about. Unlike myspace's "how much she hates men" blogs, her LJ blogs focuses moar on the emo side.

Examples:

[edit] Gallery

These are photos of her are taken at the dark just to look goth or hawt. Which all of these photos lead to a cause of an internet disease. Other photos of her cosplaying as Sir Integral from Hellsing.

Blonde Bombshell? No.	Licking with her filthy nails.	I'm so kawaii!!1	Nice try, but it's shopped.
Careful! She's asking for it.	Peace Out! Niggas.	WTF!!	You are doing it wrong
She loves to smoke teh weed.	She loves her cigar so much, that she ate it like it was pocky.	Even retarded kids like to get a taste of her.

[edit] Her "Dramatic" Response to ED

LULZ!! Removed due to butthurt!

“	To the people that are coming to view my videos cause a stupid website, not gonna name it coughs encyclopedia dramatica coughs Here are the truths about me. To the person that will probably put this up on the site, your a loser.	„
— Ayumihamilton