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Azn have-nots: * curly hair * facial features * irises * souls
Azn have-nots:
* curly hair
* facial features
* irises
* souls
some men have big penises, aznz, failing this have these...
some men have big penises, aznz, failing this have these...
Typical azns
Typical azns

Not to be confused with Asians, Azns are spoiled human 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys.

Azn does not include: India, Pakistan, the Middle East, Borat's country, or Russia but it does include islands near Asia, like Japan and Taiwan.

Over 9000% of AZNs are actually donkey faced gooks.

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[edit] History

An asian in his natural habitat, lost in thoughts of rice and small cocks.
An asian in his natural habitat, lost in thoughts of rice and small cocks.
Asian gamer showing off his bod.
Asian gamer showing off his bod.
Happy asian.
Happy asian.
Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila

The disease known as AzN was brought to public attention the early 2000s with some gay rap song about Buddha.

It was shown that many Asian-American teenagers claim to be proud of their heritage (instant lulz, because their heritage is in no way their achievement), which basically consists of watching lots of anime (see Otaku), whining and bitching all the time about "crackas", listening to smash hit Hip hop, and eating with chopsticks to "look cultured".

Terrified of being considered "whitewashed", the AzN will instead pretend to be a nigga, a process facilitated by watching MTV rap videos but never actually talking to black people (this is because black people are poor, and AzNs hate the poor as much as they hate white people).

In fact, as "American-ized" as they are, AzNs by and large never actually interact with anyone else other than fellow AzNs. This is why you often see them roaming malls in gangs of four or more, acting "gangsta" (in the case of the males), or giggling their heads off (usually over over-priced stationery, in the case of the females). If possible, always try to shoot them, for their pot smoking nigger wannabe asses are loathed even amongst other AZNs.

AzN Pryde also manifests itself in speaking in tongues, typically an incomprehensible stew of Engrish and whatever language they spoke back home. Most AzNs sound like this: (lol shut down), and they should probably just shut the fuck up.

Many American and Canadian AzNs pride themselves on speaking both English and their native tongue, but none of them have ever read a book in any language, including simple pictograms. It is not unfair to assume that they cannot read anything longer than acronyms such as BMW and TNA, which their parents buy them.

This fact is reflective of another. Azns are also a unique paradox; despite the stereotype of nerdy Asian students, most Azns are complete retards. Proof of this can be found here

[edit] Types of Azns

This is the supreme AzN overloard. The dragon gives it away.
This is the supreme AzN overloard. The dragon gives it away.
  • Homies

Homies are azns who are nigras. Homies think they're loved and watch movies like "boys in da hood", and eat chickenz.

An example of a first date between homie Phuck Choi and Negress Chanice: Phuck Choi: Yo baby yo wanna check out da chicken in my house? It's da shiznit Chanice: Take me out to sushi, bitch Phuck Choi: Thought home girls like you love da chickenz? Chanice: You know why I dont want yo chicken? Phuck Choi: No ma'am Chanice: White people cooked your chicken, white people CAN'T COOK NO CHICKEN Phuck Choi: FUCK YOU NIGGA BITCH * BLAM *

  • Banana White Pussy Chaser

You can see these faggots at high school. Despite acting like a complete real Superior Ayran American, they are no different than AZNs in terms of retardedness.

  • Is in a white frat, and acts like a fratass
  • Hates anime/azn shit because it's nerdy yo, and they think hating it will make their dicks bigger (Sad Fact: If you're a AZN, there's no escape for small dick.)
  • Refuse to date asian women for bullshit reason like "They always reject me"
  • Tend to mop up the ugly white women left over by the superior aryan brothers in his frat, kind of like how white sweaty anime nerds deflower the most beautiful asian women, but only in reverse. Keynote now is to laugh your ass off. IT'S FUNNY! srsly.

[edit] Asian Film

Some azns have cameras.

[edit] Facts about Aznz

Typical Azn eyes.
Typical Azn eyes.
Typical Asian foreplay.
Typical Asian foreplay.
  • It is a well known fact that the world is due for another Holocaust, and this time it will be against the Azns. However, unlike Hitlers campaign for lulz, 6 million deaths would barely make a dent in the Azn invazon. In addition the vast number of deaths would be remade by the Azn repopulating. The reason there are so fucking many of them, and that a Holocaust will have little effect on them is because they all have tiny dicks (even the women) - so small that they simply do not fit into condoms and since they ALL LOOK THE SAME they have absorutly no sense of beauty so even the fattest bitch could land a dumbass husband to rape daily. Thus there is absolutely no hope of putting a stop to the rapid growth of Azn populazn without a bigger, better and lulzier holocaust.
  • Another well-known fact is that all male Azn's, with no exception, are all masters of Wu Shu, Kung Fu, TaeKwonDo, Karate, or all of the above, and could kick any honkey's arse. Providing they didn't leave their hammer at home, and that you do NOT mention their penis size. The only known defense is to take away their 20/200 prescription coke-bottle glasses, which renders them disoriented.
  • At the moment the only form of contraception that Azn'z have is the fact that they are all so ugly, but apparently all Azns are immune to being hindered by ugliness, as well as the fact that their penis's are so tiny that they require very little blood to gain an erection - so the populazn will continue to grow unrelentingly until we find another gay brave emo to renew the lulz of the 1940's.
    Asians like to make funny faces.
    Asians like to make funny faces.
  • Azns are easily spotted on the tubes for one very simple reason. All azn usernames will contain some fucktarded reference to their race. For example: VietBboi325, AzNThuG4real, S3xyFlipGrl201. Oddly enough more realistic references like NukeburnedNip and DogboilingGook22 go unused.
  • Azns tend to stay in packs, and sometimes they even live together in pagoda-like structures they call A Pah Mence. They usually do not feel comfortable living in places where you hear their native moonspeak everywhere. Examples include Bellaire High School, where the student population is overwhelmed with chinks, and their average GPA offsets the niggas and mexicans negative GPAs.
  • Aznz favorite nonalcoholic beverage is bubble tea, similar to flavored ice tea with large black gelatin "pearls" or "bubbles" that have the appetizing texture of drying out eyeballs. Much laughter will ensue among Azn's if a non-Azn gets a bubble caught in their windpipe.
  • If you mistake one kind of chink for another (i.e. nips, etc), drama ensues. PROTIP Make sure, after offended, you ask just what kind of chink they are

[edit] How to make VTECH kick in yo

  1. Raise an azn to have unwarranted self importance and self diagnosed assburgers
  2. Never reveal total failure at life
  3. Give azn gun IRL
  4.  ????
  5. Profit!

[edit] They amazing powers that AZNS have!

[edit] Azn being posers

A bunch of fucking nammers decided to imitate 50 cent's G Unit. Hilariously calling themselves V Unit.

Here we see Azn's attempting to be a white person who is attempting to be a black person.

Oh you...

[edit] How to spot an Azn

[edit] Males

What half of Azns want to look like, and fall horribly short of it.
What half of Azns want to look like, and fall horribly short of it.
What the other half of Azns want to look like, but would be better off becoming an hero instead.
What the other half of Azns want to look like, but would be better off becoming an hero instead.

Not as annoying as the female counterpart but is still worthy of deserving a kick to the balls if spotted:

  • Feminine body, with no body hair at all.
  • Annoying pop or hiphop ringtone.
  • Wearing socks with slippers.
  • Plays lots of Starcraft and Warcraft III.
  • If a hardcore azn, will love beating off to Neon Genesis Evangelion.
  • Has a screen name with a relation to the show Naruto, also usually contains a derivative of "AZN".
  • Claims to be "in da hood, brutha" (thus making them even more pathetic than wiggers).
  • Has never been to da hood, and does not know where it is.
  • On top of not knowing where da hood is, some don't even know the general directions to their homes because they have no sense of direction
  • Most likely are Internet tough guys (usually to compensate for a stale eggroll).
  • Riced out car. Usually painted an eye-gouging yellow to reflect his heritage.
  • Hilarious attempt at a mustache.
  • Sometimes stuff their underpants with a tootsie roll to make their penis look (at least) 4 times larger.
  • Often seen wearing the ever popular "Got Rice?" t-shirt.
  • Thick black winter jacket (usually North Face) worn in summertime to disguise his Gollum-esque body.
  • Has posed for a group portrait at Glamour Shots with other AZN boys in matching nigga outfits (that often include fedoras), displaying gangsta hand signals.
  • Has an exhaustive collection of X-Box, Nintendo, and Playstation games. Usually the latter.
  • Good as footstools, as they are usually under 3 feet tall
  • Horrible, horrible acne. They could be classified as new planets and moons, but they aren't celestial bodies.
  • Face is oily enough that you can see your own face in it.
  • Armpits have a sour smell (can be sensed for up to 10 feet away).
  • Hair is dyed a color other than black.
  • Hair is usually cut short and the top is spiked with gel, and sometimes they are bald, to show how "hood" they are. Also see retarded and faggot.
  • Likes to raid American MMO's with botting and gold farmers.
  • Will give blowjobs on the first date.
  • Never gets the fact that SHIT HAPPENS, and continues to bitch about the white man. Then they go and get McDonalds.

[edit] Females

Typical asain vampire.
Typical asain vampire.
  • Annoying pop or hiphop ringtone.
  • Posing on loli sites or working with Dateline NBC "to catch a predator" because they have the body of a 13_year_old_boy
  • Has a Xanga page with journal colours that will blind anyone with non-slanty eyes to ensure an AzNs-only privacy level.
  • Armpits have a sour smell (can be sensed for up to 10 feet away).
  • Hair (see above)
  • Has an "Everyone Loves an Asian Girl" shirt.
  • Answers "eating" when asked about favorite hobby.
  • Listens to Linkin Park "cuz Mike n Chester r SOOOO HAWT!!!"
  • Has the hoop earrings and drawn-on eyebrows of a Mexican whore.
  • Wears contacts of unnatural colours to make her look less inscrutable.
  • Wears TNA or LuluLemon yoga outfits to make her look like she actually has an ass. Also known as false advertising.
  • If on the Internets, she will be a camwhore, guaranteed.
  • Talkin
  • Hilarius attempt at a mustache.
  • Often seen with ricer boyfriends, whom they drain of money like the gold-digging leeches they are.
  • Actually makes stereotypical "Valley-Girl Blonde" look smart by comparison.
  • Enjoys scat.
  • Have sideways vagina. Sometimes with teeth.
  • Has experience working as a "model" at a HIN show.
  • Will give blowjobs on the first date.
  • SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES THEIR THAAAANGS
  • Will never be seen with White Men

AzN like feet. Even imdb reminds them of feet, and how they fit into anything. Even imdb reminds them of feet, and how they are definitely asking for it.

[edit] List of Azns

Can YOU tell the difference?
Can YOU tell the difference?
Even asians hate blacks
Even asians hate blacks

[edit] Where can I find those... "Azns"?

Some Azns are used as commodities.
Some Azns are used as commodities.

Azns are fucking everywhere. Much like the Mexicans and Niggas, the Azns got tired of Asia, so they decided to move many of their headquarters to the United States. Azns can be found throughout the northwest United States, San Fagcisco, New York City, and Virginia, but have been migrating everywhere making it painfully difficult to avoid them. There used to be a monorail that went from Asia to Seattle invisible to everyone but Azns, but this was closed down last April.

AZNS ARE PART OF THE CANCER KILLING NORTH AMERICA

[edit] See aso

Typical retarded azn who think's he's awesome and good looking, but falls short of both; i.e. COMPLETE FAGGOT YO
Typical retarded azn who think's he's awesome and good looking, but falls short of both; i.e. COMPLETE FAGGOT YO

[edit] Swords: The Azn's arch-nemesis

[edit] Azn Music

The stupid fucking song that started it all

It doesn't get any more hard-core than this!

[edit] Gallery

They LOVE child support.

Typical MySpace azn.

This azn plays it cool after having mistaken this trumpet for another chinks dick

typical azn girl.

typical azn guy.

Typical Azn taxidriver.

There's no doubt, Azns and Nazis are BFF, what about Prince Harry ey ?!!! <3!

The first Blzn Azn.

Kids like him will keep yours from getting into Harvard.

You must be aznfema to talk here.

Azns know not how to react to raids.

An average day at school in Asia.

Typical gaming forum/cam whore Azn. Notice how they have no knowledge of the timer function

An Azn trying to avoid the Azn stereotypes with phail.

Steamy hot AZN porn with vomit and bowling pins.

Azns with cars will likely see this sign at least 100 times in their life.

Azns give good head while standing due to their power of shortness.

Azns ignore boobs for less savory things

How Azns spend a lot of their time.

Azn gang

Typical Azn expression.

They often need to wear glasses.

Lexi Belle, a white American porn actress who prefers azn men.

She absolutely loves to suck the massive cocks of Japanese studs.

RUCKY ME!

Asians are little crying bitches


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