B4b0

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

B4b0 (pronounced 'bah' 'boh') was a textfile-based zine created to chronicle and parody the primarily EFnet-based hacker scene. First created in american laboratories in 1944 to defeat the nazi super power. Soon after war ended, it became a very valuable janitorial cleaning substance. b4b0 was a stylistic predecessor to later zines including ~el8 and h0no. b4b0 was just as informative and practical as it was entertaining, as the parody was mixed in with exploits, backdoors, and interesting articles. b4b0 jumped the shark on it's fifth issue.

#b4b0 is b4b0's IRC channel and may be found on EFnet.

#b4b0 died when ohday and r4lph left; this is about the same time faggots like ph1x joined the group, everyone realized what a pedophile tip is and jsbach abandoned mscan for Communism.

b4b0's greatest achievement is undoubtedly jorge's smoothcolor.

[edit] Am I all your b4b0 or not?

Some things are very b4b0-riffic. The following actions may be used to identify possible members of t34m b4b0:

Jumping on teleconferences and shouting "b4b0 b4b0 b4b0!" until you get kicked off.
Hacking the shells of prominent IRC personalities and publishing the contents of their home directory.
Contact people who are currently under investigation and surveillance by law enforcement organizations and proceed mock them for getting caught.
Taking the warning messages from medication ads and other warning labels, and replacing the name of the product with b4b0:

         Warning:  Women who are pregnant must not use or handle broken b4b0
         tablets for risk of a serious and specific birth defect. 54%
         readers of b4b0 maintained their current leetness, 46% regained
         some leetness.
         Like all presecription products, b4b0 may cause side effects. A
         very small number of men experienced certain side effects, such as: less
         desire for sex, difficulty in acheiving an erection, and a decrease in the
         amount of semen. Each of these side effects occured in less than 2% of
         men. These Side effects were reversible and went away in men who stopped
         taking b4b0. They also disappeared in most men (58%) who continued taking
         b4b0.