BABY, THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
BABY, THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT is a japanese company that sells loli clothing. Most of these articles are overpriced pieces of crap, likely crafted by fucktarded asian women who think that people actually look good wearing their pieces of shit. All of the clothes sold here look like something only an 8 year old (or younger) would wear, therefore, whenever a girl wears it, pedophiles can safely assume she's asking for it because only attention whores actually buy this trash.
BABY, THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT (or BTSSB) is located in Shibuya, Tokyo and is the most basic representative of EGL style. The store is a haven for chicks with absolutely no fashion sense and a Peter Pan complex. Since weeaboos must take everything from the land of the rising sun and pervert it as much as possible, some of them actually buy this expensive shit and wear it to anime conventions for bonus loser points. BTSSB is an exclusive loli brand, and the fact that they threw away their money on BURAANDO-NEEMU clothing gives them a bigger e-peen as a result.
Since BTSSB is a very typical label of the lolita style, it a common tag for the Shibuya fashion subculture in popular culture such as doramas, manga, and anime... Note that all of these references to EGL are in JAPAN because no one in America would pay much attention to this sort of ridiculousness, except maybe Fox News. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! Obesity by itself is far better than buying/wearing these articles of disgustingness and trying to act Japanese, while being fat at the same time. Right?
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KAWAII PRODUCTS~ ^_______________^
Their product line is so kawaii! *_* Here are somOH IT'S SO KAWAII I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF.
 STUPID ALERT!! |
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♪ALICE and the PIRATES♪
Alice and the pirates has a totally fresh pirate theme!
Here is a KAWAII gallery~
 A shirt with 100% cum stain invisibility guarantee |
 This is not a mere umbrella; it can also be used as a brutal weapon against gropers in subway trains |
♪CHARMMY KITTY & BABY♪
How do you make your shit merchandise appeal to people? Combine it with some overhyped shit! This is exactly the case with this fashion line. It is full of shit. Tasteless shit. The kind of shit that would make you the target of ruthless bullies in middle school but what would be every weeaboo's wet dream in high school. Here, see for yourself! ^________________^
 This is exactly the stuff on which Japanese women spend their hard-earned money made from bukkake videos |
 This is the perfect thing to shove up your boyfriend's ass |
♪Kitty vs Samipooo♪
How to exploit a thing even further? Make a KAWAII character, in this case Samipooo (notice the three Os) ^_______^ And combine it with something old, in this case [HELLO] KITTY. THEY ARE JUST SO KAWAII I...I...THEY ARE SO KAWAII IT IS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION.
 It is a pen. Yes, you are not the only one who is stumped. |
Buyers beware!
What is normal in Japan isn't necessarily normal outside Japan. Take, for example, hentai, used panty vending machines, the 4,387 different KitKat flavors found in Japanese stores, Razor Ramon HG and Junichiro Koizumi's hair.
PROTIP: Don't even bother spending the at least 100 dollars in shipping and all that crap. Why?
- It's shit you don't need.
- Wear normal clothes, you whore.
- Only certain types of guys find this attractive.
- It lets people knows you're an idiot before you even talk to them.
- It will never make you any more unique or different. Ever.
