BBC
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The BBC (The Billionaire Boys Club), a pure evil media/news corporation funded by a licence fee payable by all television owners in Britain, recently (after the Iraq war) became a non-stop foaming-at-the-mouth anti-American station hell bent on destroying democracy and liberty around the world using nothing but some correspondents and assorted satellite dishes. Sneaky cunts. Also, the BBC news has coverd Rickrolling with pictures of PROJECT CHANOLOGY.
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[edit] History of the BBC
The BBC was founded at least 100 years ago by Bill O'Reilly and Dan Rather, in order to broadcast homosexual pornography to the entire world via the medium of technology. This partnership broke down once O'Reilly started demanding more loofah scenes in the pornos, and the BBC (known as the Bum Banging Corporation at this point) became part of the UK Government, where it was forced to drop the 12 hours a day of full on anal fisting and then loofahing the santorum away and instead start broadcasting news and light entertainment. They brought some of the fisting back however after ITV came on the scene and started being better than them. They have continued in this vein ever since.
It has long been thought that the BBC has an anti american bias. This is untrue, as everyone hates americans, generally for being retarded and fucking up every invasion involving multimillion pound weaponry against 3 peasants and an AK.
In the documentary "wow, arn't americans fucking stupid" the BBC did not actually insult the USA, they just showed that evening's Fox news. Slight flooding was felt across London as the entire viewing population pissed itself.
[edit] Programming
The BBC broadcast alot of shit nobody cares about but people happen to watch it anyway for the sake of fuck knows what.
And plently more shit. Also before programmes begin they would often show of their crappy little logos in the shape of a circle to represent a cock ring along with some bitchass continuity announcer.
The only thing good to watch from the shit BBC is the news because you get to watch people being killed =D
[edit] OMG BIAS
In 2004 Fox News' presenter John Gibson opined in an op-ed piece that the BBC, despite being government-bound to neutrality, had a "frothing at the mouth" anti-American bias, and that its presenters called on Iraqi forces to fight US troops-both of these things being quoted, apparently, from a government report. The fact that this is clearly complete bullshit on every level and that the report in question did not say anything even close to this did not faze Gibson, who proceeded to go and pray outside the nearest abortion clinic, throw holy water over the leaving aborted foetuses and then urinate copiously on any woman seen leaving the clinic.
[edit] BBC Reporter John Sweeney Interviews Scientology Spokesperson Tommy Davis
[edit] New 2.oh webshite
Recently the BBC has decided that it must change its website from an easily readable sensibly organised one into a 16 year old girl's myspace page. It gives no reason for the change other than "The website hasn't changed for 4 years, it needed a lick of paint.". Due to their epic failure the beta website looks like it was designed by apple in association with a gay pride parade.
The website now has the following 2.oh features:
- Overuse of the colour blue.
- Less content but more blank space between things.
- ALLCAPS.
- Size 18 text.
- Round corners (right angles are soooo 1-point-oh).
- A fuckin stupid analogue clock that distracts you when you already have a clock in your task bar (digital clocks are soooo 1-point-oh and not nearly hi technicaaaaal enough).
- Customisable layout that you'll have to go though 5 minutes setting up again every time you clean your cookies so you don't get London's news and weather on the page fagging the place up.
- Clashing links that change colour to draw your interest to other links that may interest you when you click one. This doesn't actually work though as a load of sport headlines try to draw attention to themselves if you click on a link to a comedy program.
All this is probably really impressive if you live in Kensington, own an i-phone, drink your own piss and include your Aga as a family member when filling in your census forms.
In a bid to appeal to a broader audience, the BBC is considering changing it's name to the British Bumfuckers Club. A position statemt is expected to be issued shortly.
