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BDSM
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
BDSM is an acronym that stands for a variety of things depending on your viewpoint, and stubborn purist bullshit.
If we're going to be anal here, it's supposed to stand for either "bondage, domination, sadism & masochism," OR "bondage, domination, slavery, mastery." Either one will do, unless of course you're one of said anal purists who fights over the rights to it like Israel and Palestine --over a handkerchief sized square of rubble on the Gaza strip. Srsly. Only with MOAR mouth foaming and FATTER CHICKS.
Truth be told, it could stand for bullshit, dongs, shit & your MOM --but some silly faggot would get all bent out of shape over it, and claim that they're the authority on the subject.
Fucking cookie-guzzling cunts.
Yes, you.
GOOD.
This, is the sound of absolutely NO-ONE caring. You ought to be used to that by now.
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[edit] Where Does This Shit Happen?!
BDSM communities exist OL, IRL, and in Abu-Ghraib prison.
These places are a veritable hive for drama, but more frequently are full of individuals looking for "hot bi babes" or an "Internet Mistress." Most of the people searching for the ever elusive pervert, are middle aged married men, who are fat, ugly or have a penis smaller than Paris Hilton's IQ.
There is of course the male equivalent of the female fatty, and he's usually too busy whining about the fact that no-one cares about his intelligence, whilst munching down on his tenth packet of cookies of the day and crying onto his keyboard.
It is said that women in BDSM communities tend to be fat or insane, whereas the men in BDSM Communities are cuckolds or morons. Everyone in the BDSM communities on LJ has Aspergers AND NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS THEM, DAMMIT.
Few people who talk about BDSM online have any experience of it and most are in fact virgins, which is a good thing. There is however something much, much worse than the online BDSM community, and that is the Gorean community.
Individuals identifying with BDSM communities refer to their affiliation euphemistically as the lifestyle when discussing it with others who have similar interests. This allows them to feel like they belong to a special secret club. For perverts, when in reality it's just another load of bollox clique.
[edit] Popular Activities in the BDSM World
- Holding online sparring events to see who's the more pretentious fuckwit.
- Arguing who has the best looking and slimmest female submissive. This is due to most of them being fat, so a thin one is generally held up as a prize.
- Competition between fatties to see which one can drink the most piss and eat the most shit, without dying. Obviously the one alive at the end wins.
- Prize winning competitions to see who can shove the biggest/most ridiculous object up their cunt/arse, how long they can keep it there --and if they'll eat it afterwards. And take photos. And survive the humiliation of a trip to the emergency room over it.
- Best rape tactics.
- Bullshit discussions on whether dominant men should be called Sir, Master, Dominus, Lord, King, Grand Master of the QUARGS etc etc.
- Equally bullshit discussions on whether dominant women should be called Mistress, Ma'am, Goddess, Queen, Domina, High Priestess of the unfettered-oik, etc etc.
- Being a TRUE slave.
- Which dominatrix/female slave received the more horrific cockshots in any given month, with prizes.
- Ranting about men not reading the entirely tl;dr profiles of princess wannabe's, and just sending emails with KNEEL BITCH!!!!! In the subject field. This is one of the most discussed subjects.
- Castration fantasies.
- Donkey punching.
- Being turned into a leather GIMP, and raped by niggers.
- Cock sucking techniques. (Yes, a useful discussion has been known to occur!)
- Raping YOUR MOM. And your sister. And her little dog too, and probably their puppies.
- Buggery with large vegetables.
- Fapping while discussing safewords on the Internets for at least 10 hours straight.
- Orgasm denial and humiliation techniques --i.e. being sent to buy a large cucumber and a tube of KY Jelly, and nothing else.
- Mockery of furries even though BDSM'ers are equally as mockworthy.
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[edit] BDSM in the Media
- WWE
- Fight Club
- Your mom
- Bible
- National Coalition For Sexual Freedom
- DATE-RAEP!!!1111!!
- Strangling your whore to DEATH!!11!1
- Politicians and their filthy little thoughts of THEIR GRANDMOTHERS IN A LATEX BUNNY SUIT.
[edit] Gallery
 Underneath the latex and leather clothing, these women each weigh 250lbs. |
 Ready for swimming. |
 BDSM punishment practiced by gays |
 BDSM in kid shows |
 BDSM punishment may also be done by humiliation, such as stripping someone naked and dumping them in a public place. Or worse, dressing them in a most embarrassing costume as seen here. |
 The average size of a submissive female. |
 The only way she can get laid, is to give herself up for degradation as a StayPuft Marshmallow Whore. |
 A submissive baby elephant. |
[edit] External Links
Communication on B.com takes many forms (Usually insanely repetitive & inane) , wither it be Brit bashing, Nigra bashing or dumb yanks asking silly questions about wether having sex without a condom could leave to any negative effects. This site is owned by a pedo called Andy. This site has plenty of flame opportunities and a membership of emotionally unbalanced fucktards. Please troll and raid immediately.
Britain’s informedconsent.co.uk on the other hand is completely different, posts are strictly moderated by the site owner, a total knob known simply as Tanos. An emo Jew, Tanos is a nerd with forum software and a zionistic zeal. Apart from this little is know about Tanos except that he is a former Mossad hacker and was responsible for helping to plan 9/11. Since last Thursday, Tanos has been busy banning trolls and wannabe trolls in order to keep his forums pure and full of BDSM, even if it is at the cost of lulz. In the recent pogrom, even fat ugly women get banned. Tanos currently lives with two women who are brainwashed into thinking his abuse of them is normal and hides from various people in the scene who want to knock his lights out for being up his arse. His website is full of sick fucks and the rest are wankers, fat bints and tards.
The biggest gathering of trolls, clueless fuckwits and wannabee princesses EVAR on the internets. Owned by the same idiot from BONDAGE.CUM.
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