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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A valiant but failed effort by a pair of bright-eyed students, BYOND is a piece of shit used to create anime games. The community consists of 30 year old virgins living in their mothers' basements, and 10 year old freaks who are obsessed with anime. There are over 9000 anime games, countless other fan games limited to 10 FPS and SNES graphics, and a small collection of "original" content which is all based on other games. The majority of the developers, being under the age of 14 and thinking blue text on pink background on their shitty MySpace pages prepares them for programming, harp endlessly about the language being too difficult to use and instead opt for downloading a complete source previously stolen by someone else and simply modifying the text that appears in the window's title bar when played.

The BYOND community consists of two groups: the "guru" elitists who would prefer to delete anything with the word "Naruto" in it if it weren't providing the system's primary income; and the endless anime fanboys with IQs below room temperature. The latter group is the more prolific developer. Claims of the system being simple to use for a beginning developer are lost among the pompous comments of the senior members, who frequently take time out of their day to call you a dumbass for not taking considerations with your program code that haven't been relevant since the eighties.

For a fee of $18 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:

• A blog to bitch about other members or to create drama
• The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further
• Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members
• A misplaced sense of elitism
• The ability to disable ads (for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner)

Contents 1 The 5 Sections 2 Creating Games 3 Being Cool 4 Quotes 5 Notable Trolls on BYOND 6 Notable Rippers on BYOND 7 Games You Should Troll 8 The Community 9 External Links

The 5 Sections

Basically what everyone 13 year old boy goes to when they cant google their favorite anime BYOND games. Its usually useless because of dumbass admins that make excuses for failure to properly sort them.

Action Its usually where every dumbass goes when their Xbox 360 caught the red ring of death. Its full of Megaman and Zombie games. Not as bad as anime, but still pretty fail.
Anime Basically what every Narutard, DBZ Fanboy, Bleachfag, and Pokenerd reside before they make the Final Solution. 99% of byond is anime and all of them are stolen rips of older games.
Casual Where the admins usually hang around. The only reason people would be over here is to troll.
RPG Like BYOND anime, only nerdier.
Strategy NO ONE PLAYS AT BYOND STRATEGY EVAR!!

Creating Games

1. Download any previously stolen source code.
2. Locate the administration section and put your key inside all the strings.
3. Change the text that appears in the window's title bar.
4. Upload it.
5. Claim it's yours.

Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

Being Cool

Because the majority of BYOND's player base are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:

-Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
-Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you know you are.
-Whenever you see a player in a game that is ostensibly female, flirt with it and attempt to flaunt your totally awesome game or sprites.
-Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
-Make a bunch of terrible icons, then gloat about how great an artist you are.

If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider taking the easy step and pressing alt+f4.

Quotes

“	I once pleasured a guy for a dollar!	„
—BYOND member Spunky girl. (You know? The BYOND SLUT

“	That's it! I'm leaving BYOND for good!	„
—Some random BYOND member, who will come back in 4 months tops

“	You fucking RKing noob! I hope you go die because you ruined my fun!	„
—BYOND member Teh GREAT Thundorz, a retard acting like a 13 year old boy

“	This isn't a rip!! I Made it all by myself!	„
—Byond member who got caught, and doesn't want to look geeky(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks

“	Why is everyone saying I'm not contributing to BYOND? What part of "I would and I am making one but I have a lot of other things to do so I cant finish it." do you people not understand? I'm working on a game, it's just I want other to make origional games...Do you people see a way to be idiotic, not read the last sentence and humiliate yourselves after I clearely said I'm making a game? Or do you not bother to read the whole thing. Please go ahead and tell me, I REALLY DO wana know...	„
—BYOND member Poal, a hair away from opting for the final solution

“	Yeah so what if I screwed up on the forums, you don't need to abuse me in the games I play. I don't care if you're a BYOND staff member, you're the one trolling right now.	„
—BYOND member Dark Wizard, bitching at BYOND admins for being trolled.

“	well, i do plenty fine with women. Plus i get very high grades in school. So i dont know why i care	„
—BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda

“	A RESOURCE EXTRACTER IS LOOSE!!!!!!!! HELP! NOW BYOND IS RUINED! FUCK! (excuse my language) WTH! I THINK BYOND NEEDS TO GO ONTO IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN!	„
—BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama.

“	Actually, it's not DW. It's people that have downloaded the .rsc and DW is falsely-promising them a .dmb extractor if they spam the forums.	„
—BYOND Member Kalzar, shifting the blame to the REAL culprit.

“	I'm gay, my parents are aware. Some of BYOND is aware, I don't really care who knows, I just want to put a message out there to those who will listen. My parents have been more than accepting, they're genuinely supportive as well. However if at any point down the road you have a child who happens to be gay... please, please, please don't give the special treatment, and please don't treat them worse. Treat them the same. They're human, they're sane, they're rational, just because they like someone of the same gender does not connote anything. Gay men do not have to be effeminate, gay women do not have to be masculine. Even if they do defy gender norms, don't judge, it's not your darn place to dictate how anyone acts. /FTW ... frick the world.	„
—BYOND cockLover Tophat. Also known for performing BJ's at a discount.

Notable Trolls on BYOND

• Dark Wizard
• IceWarriorX
• UnderworldKid
• Hyamoto
• Waverance(Irisofdreams)
• SpunkyGirl
• Nadrew

Notable Rippers on BYOND

• Cyberlord34/DarkPrinceX - Has stopped ripping due to a warning from Tom
• Raze2/XxMagnesiumxX/PrinceVegeta122/Earths Special Forces/Anime world productions/Kakorat1/Majin_vegeta_SS2 - Cyberlord's alts.
• Lil Diamond/Fight for Supremacy/Dark Inc.
• Bobbyawesome/Big Boobs Girl

Games You Should Troll

• Naruto Dasshoku Seiryoku A Naruto Bleach fusion game filled with drama.
• Naruto Grand Online Adventure The most popular game on BYOND, also a narutarded game.
• Dragon Ball Finale This game "Isn't a rip" it just has the same icons as Zeta! Its an incredibly boring game with people who know everything in the world :)
• Chatters Retards pretending to be smart. Act as ignorant republican christian for maximum lulz.
• Cow RP Furfags gather to yiff. Ironically, the players and moderators are all lolcows. Homosexual slurs gain extra points.
• Final Fantasy Legacy The most "popular" FF4 rip, that "isn't a rip and has permission from the original coder!!!11one". Already has quite a few trolls on it, though they're always looking for a few more good trolls! Plus, it's easy to get a rise out of the (current) "creator" of the game, too.
• Dragonball Z Dark Apocalypse Another DBZ rip made by a 14 year old girl. This variation is quite special though. They claim to be the game that remains true to the series. Maybe that's why you can choose to become a sword-wielding dragon ninja. The "owner" having a voice that rivals Yoko Ono is also a plus.

The Community

PerfectGoku

• He's a sex beast, but a narcissistic nigger.

Dinomaster45

• He's a sneaky dastardly little 15 year old Mexican who makes shitgrass (GFX, well his version of gfx)
• He's also in love with the user named Axerob, he's this guy who pirates shit on the internet.
• Dinomaster45 has a robotic voice to an extent, it sounds like he has a dick up his ass.
• He's also been spotted raping animals. Him and GamemakingDude have surely made swcheet dogy sex in the shower.

Cyberlord34

• Hes been banned, praise white people.

AxeRob

• He likes to get down with the verbs.

IceWarriorX

• The deranged Pedofile owner of the Bandwagon guild, he prays on the weak little children of BYOND, hoping to suck their testicles.

Jeff8500

• The biggest fucking nerd to have existed in the history of a penis.

SilkWizzard

• This guy has to be the most retarded rich white faggot on the face of the fucking planet. His unwarranted self importance is pathetic.

External Links

• Main Web Site
• rsc extractor
• Members area
• BYOND Trolling
• Typical BYOND forum post