BYOND
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Lummox JR
A valiant but failed effort by a pair of bright-eyed students, BYOND is a piece of shit used to create anime games. The community consists of 30 year old virgins living in their mothers' basements, and 10 year old freaks who are obsessed with anime. There are over 9000 anime games, countless other fan games limited to 10 FPS and SNES graphics, and a small collection of "original" content which is all based on other games. The majority of the developers, being under the age of 14 and thinking blue text on pink background on their shitty MySpace pages prepares them for programming, harp endlessly about the language being too difficult to use and instead opt for downloading a complete source previously stolen by someone else and simply modifying the text that appears in the window's title bar when played.
The BYOND community consists of two groups: the "guru" elitists who would prefer to delete anything with the word "Naruto" in it if it weren't providing the system's primary income; and the endless anime fanboys with IQs below room temperature. The latter group is the more prolific developer. Claims of the system being simple to use for a beginning developer are lost among the pompous comments of the senior members, who frequently take time out of their day to call you a dumbass for not taking considerations with your program code that haven't been relevant since the eighties.
For a fee of $18 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:
- A blog to bitch about other members or to create drama
- The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further
- Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members
- A misplaced sense of elitism
- The ability to disable ads (for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner)
Contents |
The 5 Sections
Basically what everyone 13 year old boy goes to when they cant google their favorite anime BYOND games. Its usually useless because of dumbass admins that make excuses for failure to properly sort them.
Action
Its usually where every dumbass goes when their Xbox 360 caught the red ring of death. Its full of Megaman and Zombie games. Not as bad as anime, but still pretty fail.
Anime
Basically what every Narutard, DBZ Fanboy, Bleachfag, and Pokenerd reside before they make the Final Solution. 99% of byond is anime and all of them are stolen rips of older games.
Casual
Where the admins usually hang around. The only reason people would be over heard is to troll.
RPG
Like BYOND anime, only nerdier.
Strategy
NO ONE PLAYS AT BYOND STRATEGY EVAR!!
Creating Games
1. Download any previously stolen source code.
2. Locate the administration section and put your key inside all the strings.
3. Change the text that appears in the window's title bar.
4. Upload it.
5. Claim it's yours.
Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.
Being Cool
Because the majority of BYOND's player base are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:
-Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
-Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you know you are.
-Whenever you see a player in a game that is ostensibly female, flirt with it and attempt to flaunt your totally awesome game or sprites.
-Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
-Make a bunch of terrible icons, then gloat about how great an artist you are.
If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider killing yourself.
Quotes
| —Some random BYOND member, who will come back in 4 months tops |
| —BYOND member Teh GREAT Thundorz, a retard acting like a 13 year old boy |
| —Byond member who got caught, and doesn't want to look geeky(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks |
| —BYOND member Poal, a hair away from opting for the final solution |
| —BYOND member Dark Wizard, bitching at BYOND admins for being trolled. |
| —BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda |
| —BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama. |
| —BYOND Member Kalzar, shifting the blame to the REAL culprit. |
| —BYOND Member Tac also known as SpecDrix, Ranting about how trolls ruin his game play, when he is one of the premier trolls of BYOND. |
Notable Trolls on BYOND
- Jeffrey S
- Dark Wizard
- Propaganda
- Tac(SpecDrix)
- Ourico
Games You Should Troll
- Naruto Dasshoku Seiryoku A Naruto Bleach fusion game filled with drama.
- Naruto Grand Online Adventure The most popular game on BYOND, also a narutarded game.
- Dragon Ball Finale This game "Isn't a rip" it just has the same icons as Zeta! Its an incredibly boring game with people who know everything in the world :)
- Chatters Retards pretending to be smart. Act as ignorant republican christian for maximum lulz.
- Cow RP Furfags gather to yiff. Ironically, the players and moderators are all lolcows. Homosexual slurs gain extra points.
- Final Fantasy Legacy The most "popular" FF4 rip, that "isn't a rip and has permission from the original coder!!!11one". Already has quite a few trolls on it, though they're always looking for a few more good trolls! Plus, it's easy to get a rise out of the (current) "creator" of the game, too.
