Bacon and eggs
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Bacon and eggs is wonderful. Truly wonderful. One wonders as to how British fags, who are noteworthy worldwide for their disgusting food, came up with such culinary magnificence. It has everything your mouth needs - meat, fat and salt. If you're going to get fat, there's no better way to get fat than bacon and eggs.
The experience of eating bacon and eggs has been rightly compared to having an orgasm in one's mouth. This may cause confusion as to whether the subject is bacon and eggs or fellatio; however, bacon and eggs cause you to have an orgasm in your mouth, whereas fellatio causes Uncle Tony to have an orgasm in your mouth. Both result in hot, sticky, salty goodness; yet that's as far as the similarity goes, unless you're having sausage and eggs.
[edit] Variants of Bacon and eggs
- Bacon, tomato and eggs
- Bacon, sausage and eggs
- Bacon, spam, eggs and spam
- Bacon, mushroom and eggs
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- PROFIT!!!!
[edit] Warning
Disclaimer: Eating "bacon and eggs" may cause you to turn into a fat whore. Encyclopaedia Dramatica is not responsible for this, nor for any resultant conditions such as you getting defriended, catching internet disease, taking fat girl angle shots and eventually quitting IRL forever. We will, however, laugh at you.
[edit] Fact of the day
Some animals (like the Alien Hive Mother) have a special "egg penis" or "ovipositor" made entirely out of bacon.
